BigBossBalrog Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Hoes at the job already trying to get a ride from Maxi but she not havin it. not just any old hoe gets to enjoy this heated leather. Chivalry is dead 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 And hoes killed it 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 1 hour ago, BigBossBalrog said: It's not impressive at all, just endless moors, bogs, and pubs. And awful weather. I did mention homeland, right? I'm not going for the scenery, but to see where I came from. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 He just told you Im not going to Africa, I ain’t goin nowhere where a mosquito can kill you. Even if it isn’t all huts and shit like the media portrays, I’m good. Too damn hot. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 As far as I’m concerned, homeland is the US of A. Or for me, Germany I guess . 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: As far as I’m concerned, homeland is the US of A. Or for me, Germany I guess . You just want those German milkmaids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Im not going to Africa, I ain’t goin nowhere where a mosquito can kill you. Even if it isn’t all huts and shit like the media portrays, I’m good. Too damn hot. My family is from Chicago so I feel ya. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: You just want those German milkmaids Stop calling them that But yes lol, the ones where I work at are skinny as hell tho. Cute, but too skinny. No milk to be found. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Me and Nick finished our first co-op civ 5 game. First time I got to play with someone else. Ended up nuking Washington which Nick owned about ten times as Iran for shits right near the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Scotland and Norway boys, Scotland and Norway Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 This is why I wanna see Norway. i need this in my life. I need her to step on me. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Ey’all better listen to Uncle Colonel and get this blue cologne from men’s warehouse, been having complements on it every time I broke the shit out. Had the subway girls in a busy ass line stop and say they been smelling it all week and didn’t know who it was till now and where I got it from Get with the program, fellas. Blue and black cologne from Men’s Warehouse. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Who do you think you’re fooling, Colonel? We have all known for a long time that you’re a corporate shill, bought and paid for by Big Cologne. 2 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 I wish then I’d be really paid. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Versace Eros, literally gets the juices flowing everytime Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 The name gets the juices flowing, as does the price tag the fragrance is overrated "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 11 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: The name gets the juices flowing, as does the price tag the fragrance is overrated Ehhh not in my experience. I hardly ever mention what it actually is. The fragrance is the show stopper Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Yall talking about fancy ass deodorants, I just wanna smell clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Yall talking about fancy ass deodorants, I just wanna smell clean. There’s clean, and then there’s: "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 9 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: There’s clean, and then there’s: Get out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: Get out. Bitch you don’t have clout like that in fact, here’s a warning. 2 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Bitch you don’t have clout like that in fact, here’s a warning. B I t c h 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 Don;t you know by now, Colonel's graduated from the plebs to be a big corporate dude, he's dictator for life now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Jesus fucking testicle, 1000 warnings 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 I’ll be working saturday 12-10pm "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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