Celan Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 21 hours ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Who do you think this piece of concept art represents, my guess is Kyne? I'd say Alduin. And I don't see anything perverted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 12 minutes ago, Celan said: I'd say Alduin. And I don't see anything perverted. You innocent soul you. 2 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witchking of Angmar Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 (edited) Looks like Mary Sues and Fan Fics have a much older tradition than I thought. Edited February 3, 2018 by Witchking of Angmar 1 Power corrupts, absolute power... is a whole lot of fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 @BigBossBalrog Not to rush you man, but you haven't even looked at the Rp pm for the first time since you gave the go-code days ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Sorry Czar and Witch, I came down with a really, really bad flu on Wensday (from my dad and little sister) My heads been hurting so bad, I really don't want to write, and been doing nothing but watch Xfiles episodes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 6 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Sorry Czar and Witch, I came down with a really, really bad flu on Wensday (from my dad and little sister) My heads been hurting so bad, I really don't want to write, and been doing nothing but watch Xfiles episodes. Damn man I hope you get better, this flu pandemic is everywhere. Even here in Macon we're afraid to eat out becausd of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 No wonder you like David so much... Me n' Celan watched Covenant, and there was soooooo much homoerotic undertone... Not even undertone it was so blatant and just... wtf did they do to my Alien franchise man, everyone was so fucking stuuupid. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: No wonder you like David so much... Me n' Celan watched Covenant, and there was soooooo much homoerotic undertone... Not even undertone it was so blatant and just... wtf did they do to my Alien franchise man, everyone was so fucking stuuupid. Incestuous homoerotic undertones! Nah I'll still stand by my opinion of the film. Agree to disagree. Did you like anything about it? Favorite parts of the film we're the android fight, and the scene we're David unleashes the Apocalypse on the Engineers. It's pretty horrifying to imagine what their final moments we're being consumed by a tide of abominations that inflict a fate worse then death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Ok I'll give you that the body horror visuals were cool, and the fight was cool, or whatever but man that movie was ass. I called everything that was gonna happen. Everyone was so fucking stupid dude, so predictable, so painfully hilarious at times like when those two chicks were fighting that one mini neomorph, that little ass thing I could've curb stomped and she blew up the fucking ship accidentally so bad. I literally was laughing. I'm sorry man. You know I tried to give it the benefit of the doubt last time you two were talking about it but that movie was ass. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 And that flute scene. If Boldir ever asks to teach Baldur how to play, I'm noping right the hell outta there. That wasnt even subtle. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Ok I'll give you that the body horror visuals were cool, and the fight was cool, or whatever but man that movie was ass. I called everything that was gonna happen. Everyone was so fucking stupid dude, so predictable, so painfully hilarious at times like when those two chicks were fighting that one mini neomorph, that little ass thing I could've curb stomped and she blew up the fucking ship accidentally so bad. I literally was laughing. I'm sorry man. You know I tried to give it the benefit of the doubt last time you two were talking about it but that movie was ass. It got a really diverse reaction from Alien fans for sure, some people hated, some people loved it. Maybe I just tend to overlook flaws more then most people. I liked the atmosphere, the Neomorph,the mythological aspects, and i'm a David fanboy, so whatever, no biggie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Lol my bad for shitting on ya boi so bad and all... I will say it was satisfying seeing him win over those dumb motherfuckers just because they were so stupid they deserved it lol. But why'd they have to make him so gay, lol, he's an android without a sex drive... it was so poorly done I swear "I'll do the fingering." Seriously. Yall aint slick. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: And that flute scene. If Boldir ever asks to teach Baldur how to play, I'm noping right the hell outta there. That wasnt even subtle. Add in Jodun and it's a threesome. Balrog, just so you know, I kept my mouth shut at first so Colonel could experience the movie on his own. He came to his own conclusions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I would probably be screaming about you being Predator fanboys trying to sabotage the franchise but my head is hurting too much for me to be like that 3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Lol my bad for shitting on ya boi so bad and all... I will say it was satisfying seeing him win over those dumb motherfuckers just because they were so stupid they deserved it lol. But why'd they have to make him so gay, lol, he's an android without a sex drive... it was so poorly done I swear "I'll do the fingering." Seriously. Yall aint slick. David is an egotistical narcissist, so I think it makes sense for him to flirt with what's essentially himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I like Alien/Aliens a lot more than Predator. AvP was a fun movie for what it was, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I guess if these were the humans I interacted with I'd fuck with humanity too I actually don't dislike David's concept. It's just not well executed. Not sure what you mean about the predator fanboy thing though, I loved both aliens and predator both. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 My Czech friend absolutely loves the Predator movies, he's the fanboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 6 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I guess if these were the humans I interacted with I'd fuck with humanity too I actually don't dislike David's concept. It's just not well executed. Not sure what you mean about the predator fanboy thing though, I loved both aliens and predator both. It's an inhouse joke in the Alien community to blame everything on "Predator fanboys" Because of their poor showing in AVP (Which most people chalk up too the director being a predator fanboy) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 1 hour ago, BigBossBalrog said: Sorry Czar and Witch, I came down with a really, really bad flu on Wensday (from my dad and little sister) My heads been hurting so bad, I really don't want to write, and been doing nothing but watch Xfiles episodes. I binge watched xfiles when I hurt my foot in Romania lol. Sorry you got sick, I didn't see that. Might've gone softer if I did. Well, maybe lol. Oh and, I went waaay harder than Celan did on the movie last time you two were discussing it I thought she was harsh at the time because I just couldn't imagine the movie being that... well. And I did enjoy Prometheus. This movie was like a second Prometheus though with a dumber crew. Never heard of quarantine protocol in their lives. And just who did James Franco have to fuck to get Danny McBride in this movie... "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 59 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: It's an inhouse joke in the Alien community to blame everything on "Predator fanboys" Because of their poor showing in AVP (Which most people chalk up too the director being a predator fanboy) Poor showing? In the second one maybe (for sure) but they were badass as hell in the first movie. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 God those VR chat videos crack me up, I'd have never once thought of this. Hank Hill memes have always cracked me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 (edited) 6 hours ago, Witchking of Angmar said: Looks like Mary Sues and Fan Fics have a much older tradition than I thought. Hide contents All literature is essentially recycling ideas and making them your own. In antiquity and the medieval era, being totally original wasn't even considered a goal. People wanted to hear the same stories over and over with different spins. I didn't know about the origins of courtly love in Arabic poetry, though. Sounds Sufi. The Arthurian cycle sure did inspire a lot of crappy stuff- it still does, one reason I prefer the Germanic and Norse stuff. Edited February 4, 2018 by Celan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, Celan said: And the Arthurian cycle sure did inspire a lot of crappy stuff- it still is, one reason I prefer the Germanic and Norse stuff. Dann right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Ok so at the time of writing this I was playing the Falskaar mod and I got to a point where the player has to jump down a waterfall but the NPC entered dialogue right before I had jumped down. He was saying it was the only way to survive but because he interrupted the jump, my character fell to his death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 And then the game immediately crashed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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