The Good Doctor Posted September 24, 2020 Author Share Posted September 24, 2020 14 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Alduin must have been pretty pleased that (minus the Dragonborn) the only tongues left in Skyrim were a bunch of hippies. Very little to worry about, at least at first. I always imagine him extremely confused and annoyed. Here he is about to gobble up these three losers, then suddenly one of them pulls out a scroll. "The fuck is tha-" *poof* Now it’s suddenly a nice day outside, his entire army has vanished along with the three losers, and little brother Paarthurnax is awkwardly sitting in the corner giving him a very weird look. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: I always imagine him extremely confused and annoyed. Here he is about to gobble up these three losers, then suddenly one of them pulls out a scroll. "The fuck is tha-" *poof* Now it’s suddenly a nice day outside, his entire army has vanished along with the three losers, and little brother Paarthurnax is awkwardly sitting in the corner giving him a very weird look. Alduin then throws a hissy fit on Helgen, kinda strange why that of all places. Certainly wasn't the closest place to wreck to the hippy hermitage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted September 24, 2020 Author Share Posted September 24, 2020 18 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Alduin then throws a hissy fit on Helgen, kinda strange why that of all places. Certainly wasn't the closest place to wreck to the hippy hermitage. My headcanon (because damn Skyrim for never explaining anything) is that he suddenly appeared, already tired and hurting from his fight with the Tongues, and got into a tussle with Paarthurnax, hence why Pnax looks so beaten up when we see him, but ultimately flew away in the direction of the nearest dragon he could sense: us. But instead of a dragon, Big Al just sees a village full of those annoying humans he was just slaughtering ten minutes ago. So he destroys the place out of frustration then flies off to collect himself and figure out what the hell is going on and what he’s gonna do next. 2 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 So being a team leader is great and awful at the same time. Great because I play by big boy rules now and get more respect. Awful because I have to do paperwork and am responsible for three people under me lmao. If they fuck up it’s viewed as my fuck up. Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 17 hours ago, Centurion said: So being a team leader is great and awful at the same time. Great because I play by big boy rules now and get more respect. Awful because I have to do paperwork and am responsible for three people under me lmao. If they fuck up it’s viewed as my fuck up. So make damn sure they don’t fuck up and if they do, fuck them up so they never repeat the mistake again! "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 4 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said: So make damn sure they don’t fuck up and if they do, fuck them up so they never repeat the mistake again! Trust me I do, but privates are FUCKING STUPID Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted September 28, 2020 Author Share Posted September 28, 2020 There’s been a lot of lore relating to the Reachmen and their culture that’s been leaked lately by people who got early access to ESO’s next expansion. Some really good stuff that finally fleshes out their religion and culture in more ways than "evil tribal people". The biggest stuff relates to their old gods (versions of Lorkhan, Hircine, Namira, Peryite, and a bunch of lesser spirits that vary from clan to clan), and it also goes in-depth on their worldview, which is all about the acceptance of suffering and death. It feels like an awesome blend of the more Lorkhanic Nordic/Nedic beliefs taken to an extreme and certain daedra worshipping cultures that have embraced the Arena. One of the more interesting texts, imo, is from a werewolf. It talks about how they do not consider their condition (they call it "the wolf-dance") a curse or a blessing, but simply an exchange. They have to suffer greatly as werewolves but they do it gladly because it gives them strength to defend their clan. I also thought it was funny that they referred to Imperials, Nords, and Orcs as "Alessians, Northmen, and Pig Folk". 2 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted September 28, 2020 Author Share Posted September 28, 2020 Kinda reminds me of this. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 I'm goin for "Aetherial" and "Seat of a Shezarrine" sort of thing. Even got the moongates in there for the entry and exit to the lake in Stillwaters "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 On 9/27/2020 at 10:44 PM, The Good Doctor said: There’s been a lot of lore relating to the Reachmen and their culture that’s been leaked lately by people who got early access to ESO’s next expansion. Some really good stuff that finally fleshes out their religion and culture in more ways than "evil tribal people". Hide contents The biggest stuff relates to their old gods (versions of Lorkhan, Hircine, Namira, Peryite, and a bunch of lesser spirits that vary from clan to clan), and it also goes in-depth on their worldview, which is all about the acceptance of suffering and death. It feels like an awesome blend of the more Lorkhanic Nordic/Nedic beliefs taken to an extreme and certain daedra worshipping cultures that have embraced the Arena. One of the more interesting texts, imo, is from a werewolf. It talks about how they do not consider their condition (they call it "the wolf-dance") a curse or a blessing, but simply an exchange. They have to suffer greatly as werewolves but they do it gladly because it gives them strength to defend their clan. I also thought it was funny that they referred to Imperials, Nords, and Orcs as "Alessians, Northmen, and Pig Folk". The religion of "If it happens, it happens." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted September 29, 2020 Author Share Posted September 29, 2020 @Centurion Funny thing. I bumped into a Nord with a mohawk the other day whose character name was Ubba and his profile name was Savage. 1 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 I thought this was a setup for a joke interesting I suppose Nord fans would know that name And savage is an easy coincidence "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted September 29, 2020 Author Share Posted September 29, 2020 Still pretty funny. Plus the blonde mohawk just completes it. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 Ubbe has the Ragnar and his son’s hair on top, ponytail in the back more than a mohawk. But hey that pretty cool lol Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Look at that size difference, unless this is some seriously wonky perspective in this concept art, a giant is riding a dragon. How cool is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted September 30, 2020 Author Share Posted September 30, 2020 That’s certainly what it looks like. Or maybe just a big ass Atmoran if there is even any difference. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 28 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: That’s certainly what it looks like. Or maybe just a big ass Atmoran if there is even any difference. Hey isn't Miraak supposed to be Atmoran? Why isn't he a big ass person, instead of roughly a normal Nord's size? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted September 30, 2020 Author Share Posted September 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Hey isn't Miraak supposed to be Atmoran? I don’t think so. He was around towards the end of the Dragon War, which was long after the Return. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said: I don’t think so. He was around towards the end of the Dragon War, which was long after the Return. It was damn Old Knocker, he cursed the Atmorans to be manlets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 Listen guys, I think we need to rethink how we've been talking about elves. Not all of them are actually bad, you know? Some of them are pretty cool. So maybe, maybe we don't gotta kill ALL of them, ya know? "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 23 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Listen guys, I think we need to rethink how we've been talking about elves. Not all of them are actually bad, you know? Some of them are pretty cool. So maybe, maybe we don't gotta kill ALL of them, ya know? DEGENERATES LIKE YOU BELONG ON A CROSS 1 2 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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