Roleplayer’s Off Topic Thread #20

[Celan]

45 minutes ago, Centurion said:

It’d really just be a bunch of crushed esophaguses and scratch marks

The internet would love it.

[The Good Doctor]

46 minutes ago, Centurion said:

It’d really just be a bunch of crushed esophaguses and scratch marks

Even so.

[TheCzarsHussar]

Me and Nick bought two copies of Ds3 fire fades edition for ps4. He has very little reason to play xbox now. I still do but man I'm excited at having to completely restart.

[Centurion]

@ColonelKillaBee what you confused about? Lol I choke bitches and they scratch up my back 

[ColonelKillaBee]

Ok, Ted Bundy.

[ColonelKillaBee]

1 hour ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

Me and Nick bought two copies of Ds3 fire fades edition for ps4. He has very little reason to play xbox now. I still do but man I'm excited at having to completely restart.

Y’all need a new fucking game.

[ColonelKillaBee]

“Respect sex workers.”

[Centurion]

Well boys, I’m now qualified on three weapon systems! I’m a saw gunner now and I just did my range qual for it

[Centurion]

FYI, Machine guns are fun as fuck like awesomely fun, but only when they function as they are supposed to  the M249 SAW is supposed to go “Pew pew pew” but most of the time it goes “pew pew KCHUNK” followed by a “MOTHERFUCKER” and racking the bolt multiple times 

Edited February 2, 2019 by Centurion

[Celan]

I don't think I ever said it @Centurion but I do think it's awesome you're defending our country. Makes me a little nervous to hear how much alcohol is involved, though.  

[BigBossBalrog]

Bioware...whyyyy have you fallen?

It's almost as bad (but not quite) as the Dank Souls 2 downgrade.

[ColonelKillaBee]

I knew it  No way was bioware gonna put out a game that pretty and multiplayer open world like that.

Not their first try.

And lol I forgot how cheesy that shit was, all of those scripted multiplayer scenes are so fucking lame.

Anyway, I'm glad. Let them die off already. Maybe you'll get lucky and they'll give up on it early and put all their attention on Dragon Age. 

[The Good Doctor]

I didn’t even know Bioware were the ones making that game. It never had my attention at all.

[BigBossBalrog]

3 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

I didn’t even know Bioware were the ones making that game. It never had my attention at all.

It has none of their trademarks. No big story decisions. No dialogue trees. No romances. No deep NPC interactions. No complex party system. No relationship mechanics for you're squad. Zip. Nadda. NUTHING Biowarish. It's Destiny with Iron Man suits. 

It's like if CD Red made a generic shooter, or Fromsoft made something with difficulty options. Or Bethesda making a game that isn't buggy.

[Celan]

Aren't graphical downgrades pretty much standard? They make it as pretty as they can at first, usually on a PC build, but then have to make all the mechanics work with the hardware. Same thing happened with Witcher 3. Some people were really ragey about that.

[ColonelKillaBee]

7 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

I didn’t even know Bioware were the ones making that game. It never had my attention at all.

I did because the rumor of them shutting down bioware if this fails is so prevalent. I mean, I really doubt that will happen, but a girl can dream.

What I really want though is for them to get the hint, and for EA to take their dick out of Bioware's ass already.

[The Good Doctor]

3 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Or Bethesda making a game that isn't buggy.

 

[ColonelKillaBee]

1 minute ago, Celan said:

Aren't graphical downgrades pretty much standard? They make it as pretty as they can at first, usually on a PC build, but then have to make all the mechanics work with the hardware. Same thing happened with Witcher 3. Some people were really ragey about that.

It wasn't anywhere near that bad though. And this usually only happens for multiplatform games. Which this is, which is why I expected it, but if you look at that video it is a day and night difference.

I hardly noticed the difference for Witcher 3 before and after.

[BigBossBalrog]

2 minutes ago, Celan said:

Aren't graphical downgrades pretty much standard? They make it as pretty as they can at first, usually on a PC build, but then have to make all the mechanics work with the hardware. Same thing happened with Witcher 3. Some people were really ragey about that.

EH, it isn't as bad as before, these days to be honest. Nothing will EVER compare to this. 

2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

It wasn't anywhere near that bad though. And this usually only happens for multiplatform games. Which this is, which is why I expected it, but if you look at that video it is a day and night difference.

I hardly noticed the difference for Witcher 3 before and after.

It was pretty bad. They had to really change some things so it ran on consoles properly.

Game still looks amazing if you have a high end PC even to this day.

[ColonelKillaBee]

Maybe that's why I didn't notice, I never played it on a console. The antlers on PC definitely don't look like that for instance.

This is what my Witcher game looks like. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

As for console gamers, I'm sorry but these things are a piece of shit. It's like 8 years behind in power and graphical capability. Its a miracle they run these sort of games at all.

But if that Anthem game looks that shitty on PC as well, it is an epic fail.

[ColonelKillaBee]

My viking baby mama  Powerful voice. And thick ass legs.

[Celan]

23 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

As for console gamers, I'm sorry but these things are a piece of shit. It's like 8 years behind in power and graphical capability. Its a miracle they run these sort of games at all.

But if that Anthem game looks that shitty on PC as well, it is an epic fail.

They're designing games to console standards mostly, even if they run marginally better on PC. Consoles always hold us back. I won't complain about that too much though, because I don't really give a shit about graphics and it allows me to extend the life of a PC and not spend so much money on this silly hobby.

[ColonelKillaBee]

It’s no more silly than any other hobby, like my collecting rocks, or Centurion collecting bottles on his room floor  

I wish I could still say I don’t care about graphics, but the bar has been set pretty high in recent years.

Back in the day prettier games typically relied on that as a selling point and games that had fantastic graphics and good story, gameplay etc were rare. They’re becoming less so nowadays and Id like more games that can fully utilize my 1600 dollar machine.

[ColonelKillaBee]

And really, there’s no excuse for such a sharp contrast in graphics like what you saw with Anthem. It looks like Warframe, worse actually and that game is free to play