Roleplayer’s Off Topic Thread #20

[BigBossBalrog]

1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

You are a prude, thats why. I bet you don't even put ranch on your spaghetti. 

I eat my pasta with special meat gravy sauce 

[ColonelKillaBee]

Just now, BigBossBalrog said:

I eat my pasta with special meat gravy sauce 

What the fuck is the "special", dog and cat?

[BigBossBalrog]

2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

What the fuck is the "special", dog and cat?

Rat and Mouse

I put a ton of garlic in it 

[ColonelKillaBee]

1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Rat and Mouse

 

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I put a ton of garlic in it 

Ah well that's a given  

I can't date anyone that doesn't love garlic, because I'll be smelling like it after dinner every time.

[The Good Doctor]

12 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

You are a prude, thats why. I bet you don't even put ranch on your spaghetti. 

Oh you’re gonna love this. I don’t eat spaghetti at all. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

3 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Oh you’re gonna love this. I don’t eat spaghetti at all. 

 

[BigBossBalrog]

2 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Oh you’re gonna love this. I don’t eat spaghetti at all. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

I cant fuck with you man, I feel like you'd snitch to the cops if I ripped the tags off my pillow.

[The Good Doctor]

1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

I cant fuck with you man, I feel like you'd snitch to the cops if I ripped the tags off my pillow.

I’d rip it myself and then snitch to the cops and say it was you. 

Moundmaker Life

[ColonelKillaBee]

Just now, The Good Doctor said:

I’d rip it myself and then snitch to the cops and say it was you. 

Moundmaker Life

"Hey I'd like to report a crime? My black frie-"

"Say no more sir, we're on the way."

"You need an address or-"

*sirens in the background*

[BigBossBalrog]

1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said:

I’d rip it myself and then snitch to the cops and say it was you. 

Moundmaker Life

Doctor pretends he's lawful good, but in reality, he's Chaotic Evil like a true Mound maker 

[The Good Doctor]

So here’s a fun fact. Ysgramor has a sload skin wine sack.  

[ColonelKillaBee]

He was also apparently a mage since his weapon and armor set for whatever friggin reason augments magicka pools

[The Good Doctor]

Of course. Ysgramor was the greatest mage in Tamrielic history. Although he never cast a spell.

[Centurion]

Well I want to die. Lol. I have to get this letter sent soon so it gets back home in time for Valentine’s Day and I spent an hour writing out exactly how I wanted it and I finished it and looked it over and realized I fucked up. Her name ends with and leigh and I spelt it liegh despite practice writing it correctly 

[ColonelKillaBee]

If it was sweet enough I'm sure she won't care lol, she'll just think you can't spell. 

[Centurion]

14 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

If it was sweet enough I'm sure she won't care lol, she'll just think you can't spell. 

Luckily I haven’t sent it yet, but I gotta go get another card tomorrow and do it. She would roast me a little bit, but she’ll appreciate it.

[TheCzarsHussar]

@ColonelKillaBee

Not to lessen that armor mod that was suggested to you on tumblr, but the majority of those armors are ports and minor edits of Mount and Blade armors.

[ColonelKillaBee]

2 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

@ColonelKillaBee

Not to lessen that armor mod that was suggested to you on tumblr, but the majority of those armors are ports and minor edits of Mount and Blade armors.

I could tell lol, I was just being nice.

[ColonelKillaBee]

Tbh only armor mod I ever liked for the stormcloaks is this beautiful work of art right here:

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/18965

The axe from royal weapons is nice too:

But nothing beats that sword and shield.

I think I'll be using both. Debating on making a new playthrough or not but I might, and run around in the stormcloak officer armor using these arms for a while.

[ColonelKillaBee]

Its even got a sick scabbard. Only mod I ever gave a donation for.

[ColonelKillaBee]

Though, I wonder why when dudes play females looking at those picks, why they feel the need to play as teenage white girls that look like they've never broken a nail much less swung a sword *shrug* nitpick.

If I'm gonna play a bitch, she gonna be fierce. 

Like Floor Jansen  

 

[Celan]

Waif girl with a huge sword seems to be popular in anime and such games. Good thing fantasy swords all look like they're made of plastic.

[BigBossBalrog]

Skyrim's huge in japan (it was one of the first Western games to get a forty out of forty on Famitsu) so you attract a huge crowd of weebs. And then there's the perverts from the western fandom. And the weebs from that. 

 

[BigBossBalrog]

It's an abomination on the game's art style certainly.