Roleplayer’s Off Topic Thread #20

[ColonelKillaBee]

Was talking shit and overall annoying. Tbh the shit talking to Celan was minimal, but enough that I got fed up with him in general. Y’all agreed so clearly it was the right choice lol

[ColonelKillaBee]

He was also doing a lot of bullshit and obviously wanted to win despite being the Thalmor. 

[BigBossBalrog]

1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

He was also doing a lot of bullshit and obviously wanted to win despite being the Thalmor. 

I think he supported them in real life too 

[TheCzarsHussar]

Me and Centurion stepped into some big shoes.

[The Good Doctor]

Just now, ColonelKillaBee said:

He was also doing a lot of bullshit and obviously wanted to win despite being the Thalmor. 

Oh yeah, I remember now. He treated it like a competition. Though to be fair, most of us did in the first two chapters, but not to the extent he did.

Pomp was a better Thalmor. I'll never forget the time Tyrian made Lorgar polish his staff.  

[The Good Doctor]

1 minute ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

Me and Centurion stepped into some big shoes.

And some very small ones too.  

[BigBossBalrog]

Just now, The Good Doctor said:

Oh yeah, I remember now. He treated it like a competition. Though to be fair, most of us did in the first two chapters, but not to the extent he did.

Pomp was a better Thalmor. I'll never forget the time Tyrian made Lorgar polish his staff.  

Lorgar was content doing whatever as long as he got to kill things 

[BigBossBalrog]

Pompous was a good Thalmor RPer. It's just the part with Baldur that killed it for me  I remember saying "Dude...they've known each other for three minutes." 

[ColonelKillaBee]

2 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Oh yeah, I remember now. He treated it like a competition. Though to be fair, most of us did in the first two chapters, but not to the extent he did.

Pomp was a better Thalmor. I'll never forget the time Tyrian made Lorgar polish his staff.  

That was Yesman wasn’t it?

[ColonelKillaBee]

Just now, BigBossBalrog said:

Pompous was a good Thalmor RPer. It's just the part with Baldur that killed it for me  I remember saying "Dude...they've known each other for three minutes." 

Baldur has that effect on people.

Look what happened with him and Rebec

[The Good Doctor]

Just now, ColonelKillaBee said:

That was Yesman wasn’t it?

Oh shit, yeah I somehow got him and Pomp combined.  Yes Man > Pomp > Charles

Tyrian was so cool we had to bring him back ourselves. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Lorgar was content doing whatever as long as he got to kill things 

I got something else you can polish then.

[The Good Doctor]

1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said:

It's just the part with Baldur that killed it for me  I remember saying "Dude...they've known each other for three minutes." 

His Khajiit was the first person Baldur ever tortured. That was some intimate stuff.  

[BigBossBalrog]

1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

I got something else you can polish then.

You aren't getting his fucking pelt  If anyone's getting it, it's those poor Orphans. He'll donate it for blankets to the starving children of the Empire.

[The Good Doctor]

Just now, BigBossBalrog said:

You aren't getting his fucking pelt  If anyone's getting it, it's those poor Orphans. He'll donate it for blankets to the starving children of the Empire.

The ones that Boldir saved or some different orphans?

[ColonelKillaBee]

1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said:

You aren't getting his fucking pelt  If anyone's getting it, it's those poor Orphans. He'll donate it for blankets to the starving children of the Empire.

?  never mind lol, head, straight over it.

[BigBossBalrog]

1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said:

The ones that Boldir saved or some different orphans?

All the Orphans Lorgar's made  It's suitably edgy enough. 

[The Good Doctor]

Just now, ColonelKillaBee said:

?  never mind lol, head, straight over it.

Honestly, I always assumed that the joke you were making was what Yes Man was alluding to when he wrote it.  

[ColonelKillaBee]

Just now, The Good Doctor said:

Honestly, I always assumed that the joke you were making was what Yes Man was alluding to when he wrote it.  

Pretty much lol

[BigBossBalrog]

*Old Balrog programming comes into place, mind wipes at any thought of Yaoi*  

Huh? So you're saying Lorgar should polish his shoes more? Don't understand the joke colonel...

[Centurion]

20 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

Me and Centurion stepped into some big shoes.

 

19 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

And some very small ones too.  

I didn’t step into no shoes MOTHAFUCKAS I BROUGHT MY OWN GODSDAMN SHOES AND MY FUCKING RANGER PANTIES known of these good fellows from the past nor pansies from good ole days could dare step to THESE THIGHS

Edited February 4, 2019 by Centurion

[TheCzarsHussar]

3 minutes ago, Centurion said:

 

I didn’t step into no shoes MOTHAFUCKAS I BROUGHT MY OWN GODSDAMN SHOES AND MY FUCKING RANGER PANTIES known of these good fellows from the last nor pansies from good ole days couple dare step to THESE THIGHS

Centurion, you're being hella gay.

[The Good Doctor]

5 minutes ago, Centurion said:

known of these good fellows from the last nor pansies from good ole days couple dare step to THESE THIGHS

This entire second half made zero sense to me.  But I get the gist.

[Centurion]

2 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

Centurion, you're being hella gay.

My wall of slain pussy and closet of Ranger panties protects me from your insults

[Centurion]

1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said:

This entire second half made zero sense to me.  But I get the gist.

It was full of typos that I just noticed... oops lol, basically DONT STEP TO THESE THIGHS