Celan Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 So she's a ho who doesn't even put out? Weird. Did you all know that Amazon is spending half a billion dollars making a Lord of the Rings TV series? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 8 minutes ago, Celan said: So she's a ho who doesn't even put out? Weird. Did you all know that Amazon is spending half a billion dollars making a Lord of the Rings TV series? I hope it's like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 It’s amazon so I’m hopeful for its success. Netflix has put out better content recently than most cable channels and Hollywood. Was that space show we watched produced by amazon too? The Expanse? "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTC Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 21 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Was that space show we watched produced by amazon too? The Expanse? The Expanse is a SyFy show. It’s streaming on Amazon though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Ah so they haven’t really done anything on their own yet. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 While we’re on the subject of the Expanse, I looove Draper. She’s badass, got a nice booty and she has a fucking suit of Martian power armor. And I’ve never had a crush on an old lady before Chrisjen Avasarala 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 I have a crush on her wardrobe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 The whole package son. That old ass lady got swag. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 New argument I’ve never heard, Galmar is racist because he uses an old Nordic tradition to test new recruits, in Skyrim, because Nords have frost resistances. he’s racist for testing his primarily Nordic force with ice wraiths and not giving special treatment to non Nords. Fuck outta here. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Also correct me if I’m wrong but Talos has allied with Nordic forces from the very beginning, before he was officially called Talos Stormcrown, so the idea of him conquering Skyrim is bullshit. Edit: Nords allied with him after their failed invasion when they lost in the battle of Sancre Tor, and he never stepped foot in Skyrim as a conqueror of Nordic lands. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Says in the arcturian heresy he had colovian troops, which were closer to Nords racially and traditionally than Nibenians, and Nordic berserkers. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 He did conquer parts of Skyrim. Resistant areas. Ice and Chitin is about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Fair enough. Even so, by then most of Skyrim was already with him and knew him as Talos Stormcrown. I’m not sure it’s enough to say Talos conquered Skyrim when most of Skyrim already was with him. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Yeah it was more like a civil war. The holds seemed to have considered themselves independent kingdoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Indeed and even Cyrodiil wasn’t united like it is now. The interregnum was some of the most interesting parts of TES lore. Hope we get another one. TES 6: Interregnum "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 20, 2018 Author Share Posted March 20, 2018 7 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Indeed and even Cyrodiil wasn’t united like it is now. The interregnum was some of the most interesting parts of TES lore. Hope we get another one. TES 6: Interregnum TES 6: Fuck yo Empire. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 26 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Indeed and even Cyrodiil wasn’t united like it is now. The interregnum was some of the most interesting parts of TES lore. Hope we get another one. TES 6: Interregnum That’s what ESO covered, so I could see it serving as a way to get fans more accustomed to Tamriel without an Empire. I’d like to see a TES 6 or 7: Dominion. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 20, 2018 Author Share Posted March 20, 2018 Colonel I looked on your tumblr and saw you finally met Pigleg and Zwolf, those two dudes are extremely amusing. Pigleg for being a dumb as nails uber Imperial supporter and Zwolf for making a ton of hilarious Stormcloak jokes against the Empire and Pigleg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Is Zwolf mrwisegamer? That dudes my biggest fan lol. Unless you mean freesidejunkie. But yea Piglegs been trying super hard to call Galmar racist for the ice wraith thing and claim Talos conquered Skyrim. Right now my notes are a war between him and my followers. Wouldve been Dovahsaurus too but I finally blocked him. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 20, 2018 Author Share Posted March 20, 2018 Yeah it seems he is mrwisegamer, how in the hell is Galmar being racist because of that hold any ground? Might as well call Ulfric racist for using the word Jarl in the presence of a non-Nord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 20, 2018 Author Share Posted March 20, 2018 Also I'll bet you Dovah will make another account just for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 That guy you’re talking about, I remember Mr. Wise gamer try to get me to jump in on their Internet arguments, and I said I really didn’t want to. Didn’t have the time, etc. etc. Looks like the dude decided to bring the fight to me. Ugh "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Anime comment sections are the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 This guy contradicted himself so hard. First he says that Galmar is racist for giving them the same test as Nords. Then after I said that it would be more racist to me if they gave me a different test from everyone else, he goes and says a proper military would not discriminate and give everyone the same process. I literally just said that shit too, he cannot make up his mind. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 20, 2018 Author Share Posted March 20, 2018 8 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: This guy contradicted himself so hard. First he says that Galmar is racist for giving them the same test as Nords. Then after I said that it would be more racist to me if they gave me a different test from everyone else, he goes and says a proper military would not discriminate and give everyone the same process. I literally just said that shit too, he cannot make up his mind. Pigleg must be Dovah's long lost twin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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