ColonelKillaBee Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 IMG_7087.3gp 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: IMG_7087.3gp Welp, Colonel's been kidnapped. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Y’all blind, it’s a ufo "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 5, 2021 Author Share Posted June 5, 2021 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Y’all blind, it’s a ufo You mean the firefly at the end? * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Just now, The Good Doctor said: You mean the firefly at the end? Firefly??? "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Look at it on your pc "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 5, 2021 Author Share Posted June 5, 2021 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Firefly??? That’s what we call those in Missouri. Some people call them lightning bugs. They occasionally ruin crops and abduct and people but otherwise they’re harmless. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 We also don’t have fireflies here 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 5, 2021 Author Share Posted June 5, 2021 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: We also don’t have fireflies here Wow, really? * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 5, 2021 Author Share Posted June 5, 2021 22 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Look at it on your pc Done. I have now seen the light. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 I’m still in disbelief that colonel is so into eso now. A couple years ago he was vehemently against it lol Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 5, 2021 Author Share Posted June 5, 2021 47 minutes ago, Centurion said: I’m still in disbelief that colonel is so into eso now. A couple years ago he was vehemently against it lol ESO is like Coldharbour. It takes great men and turns them into soul shriven husks. Never again shall they see the light of Magnus and play other games. They are slaves to it now, working tirelessly so they can please their lord by purchasing his storm atronach camels. Colonel is Cadwell. Literally the only good one. 4 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 6 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: ESO is like Coldharbour. It takes great men and turns them into soul shriven husks. Never again shall they see the light of Magnus and play other games. They are slaves to it now, working tirelessly so they can please their lord by purchasing his storm atronach camels. Colonel is Cadwell. Literally the only good one. Soon he's going to be selling his body for a mount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 5, 2021 Author Share Posted June 5, 2021 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: Soon he's going to be selling his body for a mount. It's fine if he does. He'll just respawn at the nearest wayshrine. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Just now, The Good Doctor said: It's fine if he does. He'll just respawn at the nearest wayshrine. Colonel's soul is literally bound to the game now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 5, 2021 Author Share Posted June 5, 2021 1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said: Colonel's soul is literally bound to the game now In true TES fashion, he can probably get it back by following the metaphor to its conclusion. If ESO is Coldharbour and the players are Soul Shriven, then Colonel can break free by becoming the Vestige, killing Molag Bal, and reclaiming his soul. So what godlike entity is Molag Bal? I think we all know the answer to that. If Colonel can defeat him, then the servers might shut down and he might finally be free. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Y’all Niggas are so weird "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 5, 2021 Author Share Posted June 5, 2021 9 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Y’all Niggas are so weird Don’t even pretend like that wasn’t a perfect 1-1 analogy and that following it won’t cause you to mantle the Vestige. Ok maybe I am a little weird 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 7 hours ago, The Good Doctor said: In true TES fashion, he can probably get it back by following the metaphor to its conclusion. If ESO is Coldharbour and the players are Soul Shriven, then Colonel can break free by becoming the Vestige, killing Molag Bal, and reclaiming his soul. So what godlike entity is Molag Bal? I think we all know the answer to that. If Colonel can defeat him, then the servers might shut down and he might finally be free. funny you say this since the servers are down currently But, Im on discord talking with Fairy "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Imagine if the Nameless King spent all of his time on Archdragon peak playing TESO. Colonel used to be a proud Rosaria's fingers, now look at him... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 6 hours ago, BigBossBalrog said: Imagine if the Nameless King spent all of his time on Archdragon peak playing TESO. Colonel used to be a proud Rosaria's fingers, now look at him... Even so far as abandoning his quest of honor to dual your pansy sunbro ass 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 19 hours ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Even so far as abandoning his quest of honor to dual your pansy sunbro ass He fears me 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 5 hours ago, BigBossBalrog said: He fears me Oh god please never bring up that comic again, it gives me conniptions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 7, 2021 Author Share Posted June 7, 2021 Experienced a little writer’s block tonight while working on a scene in the Fallout RP. Ended up digital finger painting Endar instead. 3 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 These are getting better 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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