The Good Doctor Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 But wait! Let's not forget her faithful companions! This insect who probably trades in souls and the guy who burned down Riften... * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Luckily Bsldur’s the bard spinning the tale and not Boldir best part is I absolutely could mention the oblivion part and if anyone got suspicious I’d say “You really believed me? I’m a bard! Ha!” "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Just now, The Good Doctor said: But wait! Let's not forget her faithful companions! This insect who probably trades in souls and the guy who burned down Riften... You’re telling me that isnt legendary?! "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Luckily Bsldur’s the bard spinning the tale and not Boldir best part is I absolutely could mention the oblivion part and if anyone got suspicious I’d say “You really believed me? I’m a hard! Ha!” Problem is it would kinda be a dick move on Baldur's part to spin tales about half the stuff she's done, because it would only make her life worse for people to know. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: You’re telling me that isnt legendary?! Not the kind of legendary a protective uncle wants for his niece. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Problem is it would kinda be a dick move on Baldur's part to spin tales about half the stuff she's done, because it would only make her life worse for people to know. Replace Mila with Matilda. Done. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Replace Mila with Matilda. Done. You mean the name she's going by? * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Don't forget about the part where she paid a dragon to burn down Roscrea and Theudofrid, as depicted in the ancient murals. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: You mean the name she's going by? Replace Matilda with Mila. Done. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 minute ago, TheCzarsHussar said: as depicted in the ancient murals * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Replace Matilda with Mila. Done. This is why she hates you. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Well now I feel bad. Thanks a lot, Colonel. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 As you should, ya cunt. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Thanks for that. I no longer feel remotely bad. Also fuck you. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Lorgar Grim-Maw Commission. In Valenwood as the CO of the Blood Wolves. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Lol, when did Logar become Vengarl? Sweet ass commission though Balrog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 The crazy bastard did it, he wore a balaclava under a fucking wolf helmet with an eyepatch!! The edge, it’s.... it’s.... ITS OVER 9000!!!! "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 And I love it "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 1 minute ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Lol, when did Logar become Vengarl? Sweet ass commission though Balrog! Doc thought it would be cool to give him a helmet in the vein of the hound, and I was like "Lorgar's the type of person to do that", and I was like Vengarl's helms the shit so that's how it ended up there Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: And I love it After you and Doc begged for it, I asked Smildon to change it from chainmail to a leather balacava 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Everyone take note, this is how much edge it takes to almost kill Baldur "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: The crazy bastard did it, he wore a balaclava under a fucking wolf helmet with an eyepatch!! The edge, it’s.... it’s.... ITS OVER 9000!!!! Shows you how much Balrog loves Ds2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 He showed us already lol "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Sorta looks like The Owl too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 1 minute ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Sorta looks like The Owl too Kinda. Though Owl is like 99 years old and looks a thousands time more haggard. Doctor described him aptly as "Geralt meets Big Boss" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Kinda. Though Owl is like 99 years old and looks a thousands time more haggard. Doctor described him aptly as "Geralt meets Big Boss" "Ahhhh, Shura!" "Shut up gramps" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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