Roleplayer's Off Topic Thread #26

[ColonelKillaBee]

THE CLOUD SAVED MY GOD OF WAR PROGRESS!!

Not sure how much of it, I remember that Boy got y’all into Helheim but the first time you went there to save boy so either I’m at the point where Boy got arrogant and didn’t listen and you ended up in Helheim along with Baldr, or I’m at the point where you gotta save Boy.

Either way it’s better than a restart. 
 

Also holy shit is the game fucking beautiful! So is Bloodborne actually, day and night difference on my new tv.

And no hiccups in the menu lol, even pics are quick to upload.

[ColonelKillaBee]

[BigBossBalrog]

https://redanianintelligence.com/2019/10/20/henry-cavill-on-the-witcher-my-geralt-is-true-to-the-books/

Henry Cavill's favorite games are Witcher 3, and the Total War series 

[ColonelKillaBee]

Good thing I don’t give two shits about butt chin

[ColonelKillaBee]

My car got stuck in the mud really good (my dumbass grandma ordered dirt spread in the yard for some reason and mud is everywhere) so I guess I’m calling out after all boys.

[BigBossBalrog]

6 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

My car got stuck in the mud really good (my dumbass grandma ordered dirt spread in the yard for some reason and mud is everywhere) so I guess I’m calling out after all boys.

Your Grandma seems to do alot of stupid shit 

[ColonelKillaBee]

8 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Your Grandma seems to do alot of stupid shit 

Dude. You don’t know the half of it.

[ColonelKillaBee]

She did all this bitching and moaning because I parked away from the house where the mud wasn’t (didn’t want to get bogged or get shit in my car), and ma tried to make me repark so she’d shut up.

I did not.

So after all that hell they raised, it starts raining a lot, and as I come back home, these broads park the same way I did and block off the rest of the yard in the process. I had nowhere else to park on that side so I tried driving to the green patch on the other side... and on the way there got stuck

the fucking audacity.

Then there’s the shit with my iPad.

They mixed up my iPad mini with grandmas even tho they’re completely different models and somehow worked it into their minds that my email got on her device somehow and I needed to unlock it.

Im half asleep because it’s 4 in the morning and back then I was working 10 hours a day, so after an hour of trying to explain to these ignorant fucks that my Apple ID is on there because it’s my IPad, not hers, I finally just gave up and said fuck it and unlocked it so they’d see for themselves.

unbeknownst to me, 1. my cloud was still attached to that device (meaning aaaaaall my pictures.... yea oops lol) and 2. These idjits didn’t think the picture of me and my ex (hadn’t used it in a while) was peculiar so they put in their id instead.

I just found this out recently because I tried giving mom the iPad for 50 bucks, which is a complete steal, and couldn’t because grandmas ID is required to unlock it now.

On one hand they couldn’t look at my pictures anymore. On the other hand? The device is useless now because they don’t know the password or even the goddamn ID used to unlock it, and it looks like it’s supposed to be her first name but there’s not enough characters for that so she probably misspelled it and they’re hidden anyway except the first letter  
 

So they jipped me out of an iPad mini that’s fully paid for, and even tho it’s 100% their fault had the nerve to try and get their 50 bucks from me back!!!

NIGGAS. AINT. SHITTTTT

[The Good Doctor]

@ColonelKillaBee Maybe this will cheer you up. Shit’s gonna look downright beautiful on your machine. 

 

[ColonelKillaBee]

1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said:

@ColonelKillaBee Maybe this will cheer you up. Shit’s gonna look downright beautiful on your machine.

 

It’s beautiful.

And my nipples are hard.

[ColonelKillaBee]

I tried explaining to her why buying a cheap 150 dollar laptop is probably not a good idea and she told me to shut up I’m always talk and no action...

Even tho I’m the only one in here cleaning or helping grandad fix shit. 
I quit lol. The constant ignorance is giving me more Grey hair. I feel like Dennis dealing with Charlie and Mac, except I’m slightly less vain  

[ColonelKillaBee]

I feel like I’m talking to children.

[The Good Doctor]

2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

 except I’m slightly less vain  

"Slightly"  

 

[ColonelKillaBee]

5 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

"Slightly"  

 

It didn’t show the best part  

 

[The Good Doctor]

33 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

It didn’t show the best part  

I love the next scene when he bursts in the room and is like "Stop Chahlie!" in his bad accent, trying to mimic the Dennis in his head.  

[ColonelKillaBee]

17 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

I love the next scene when he bursts in the room and is like "Stop Chahlie!" in his bad accent, trying to mimic the Dennis in his head.  

indeed lol, it’s superb acting

[TheCzarsHussar]

@The Good Doctor Im on the Quincy mission right now and goddamn it took me so many attempts to protect the ghoul quarter.

Either the deathclaw killed my main and half the squad or I somehow piss off the ghouls by barely killing one accidentally with friendly fire and they light up the surviving squad. I finally managed to kill the deathclaws with everyone in my squad surviving. Ghouls better be fucking happy.

[The Good Doctor]

1 hour ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

Ghouls better be fucking happy.

Or at the least, they better be ready to start paying the Brotherhood protection money. 

I love Tactics.  Are you going with the Barnaky ending?

[TheCzarsHussar]

30 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

 Are you going with the Barnaky ending?

You mean the best ending?

[TheCzarsHussar]

Almost done with this mission. Did the mandatory objectives but Im clearing the town out of beastlords. Killed them all outside the prison, Im taking the underground tunnel into it. Three fucking deathclaws, T H R E E.

[BigBossBalrog]

Game over bros game over.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2220721-scientists-have-trained-rats-to-drive-tiny-cars-to-collect-food/

[The Good Doctor]

Taxpayer dollars at work.  

[Centurion]

Im really, really hoping JJ is able to save the new trilogy from the raging dumpster fire Ryan Johnston put it into. If not, at least I have The Mandalorian to keep my soul resting easy

[ColonelKillaBee]

Kylo and Rey gon smash

Rey will become Sith.

Kylo Ren will become Ben Solo again 

Finn will come out as gay

Darth Rey kills Palpatine(?)

Ben Swolo will kill Darth Rey 

[BigBossBalrog]

I mean if Vader can be redeemed in the universe, I think anyone can really be. Ben however, unlike Anakin, is a fanatic. A Dark Side nutjob who thinks the Light is evil.