Roleplayer's Off Topic Thread #26

[BigBossBalrog]

14 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Kylo and Rey gon smash

Rey will become Sith.

Kylo Ren will become Ben Solo again 

Finn will come out as gay

Darth Rey kills Palpatine(?)

Ben Swolo will kill Darth Rey 

What about his lame girlfriend 

[The Good Doctor]

3 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

What about his lame girlfriend 

Finn is like Mac from Always Sunny. He hasn’t reached the "acceptance" stage yet.

[ColonelKillaBee]

8 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

What about his lame girlfriend 

She looks like a dude so he's halfway there already  My boy at work for some reason has this theory that they're gonna make him gay, which will go very bad since niggas ain't bout that and they always emasculating black males. Males in general really, but black males especially. 

Fuckin Lando....

[ColonelKillaBee]

12 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

I mean if Vader can be redeemed in the universe, I think anyone can really be. Ben however, unlike Anakin, is a fanatic. A Dark Side nutjob who thinks the Light is evil. 

Eh, huge simplification, and I bet 100 dollars right now Ben Swolo returns to the light.

[The Good Doctor]

Vader force choked his own officers for their lack of faith in the Dark Side. Seems pretty fanatical to me.  

[BigBossBalrog]

8 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

She looks like a dude so he's halfway there already  My boy at work for some reason has this theory that they're gonna make him gay, which will go very bad since niggas ain't bout that and they always emasculating black males. Males in general really, but black males especially. 

Fuckin Lando....

If he was gay, he should get it with Poe.

7 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Eh, huge simplification, and I bet 100 dollars right now Ben Swolo returns to the light.

How so? 

Ben is a darkside fanatic. He describes the light within in him as "evil temptations" and he killed his own father to divorce himself from that light willing. They apparently intentionally made his design invoke a Knight's Templar (his suit resembles a medieval surcoat, and his crossblade a broadsword)

Anakin was turned to the darkside because he wanted to protect someone he loved. Even as Vader, he's utterly self loathing, but just goes on because he think he deserves to be this monster.

3 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Vader force choked his own officers for their lack of faith in the Dark Side. Seems pretty fanatical to me.  

It was more of their disbelief in the force in general 

[The Good Doctor]

4 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

If he was gay, he should get it with Poe

You say that like it’s crazy. He has spent the last few years wearing Poe’s jacket like a cheerleader wearing her quarterback boyfriend’s game winning jersey.

[ColonelKillaBee]

13 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

You say that like it’s crazy. He has spent the last few years wearing Poe’s jacket like a cheerleader wearing her quarterback boyfriend’s game winning jersey.

That’s what my boi said  claimed theres all sorts of undertones

[TheCzarsHussar]

     gay.

rip

[ColonelKillaBee]

17 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

How so? 

The fact that he’s constantly battling with his tendency to be good and is obviously leading to acceptance of it, and that we saw why he left in the first place. 

[BigBossBalrog]

5 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

That’s what my boi said  claimed theres all sorts of undertones

I mean the hug is kinda gay 

[ColonelKillaBee]

Oh god

[The Good Doctor]

I think Poe just really, really wanted his favorite coat back and wasn’t expecting the hug. 

[BigBossBalrog]

Anyways if my son brought home a dashing looking Ace Pilot in the military whose super handsome, I would be okay with it.

I would not be okay with some hideous air head chick whose half insane  

[The Good Doctor]

1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Anyways if my son brought home a dashing looking Ace Pilot in the military whose super handsome, I would be okay with it.

You might be, but Finn’s parents are black. 

[BigBossBalrog]

@ColonelKillaBee Colonel who'd you prefer your son to bring back Rose or Poe 

[ColonelKillaBee]

4 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Anyways if my son brought home a dashing looking Ace Pilot in the military whose super handsome, I would be okay with it

Nigga you gay

[ColonelKillaBee]

2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Colonel who'd you prefer your son to bring back Rose or Poe 

Pussy, always

[ColonelKillaBee]

3 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

You might be, but Finn’s parents are black. 

THANK

[BigBossBalrog]

Bethesda now has a subscription service for 76 its an elite club (there adding exclusive NCR (wut...) ranger armor too it, meaning you have to pay 12 bucks a month for it). Both utterly pathetic and super scummy .

https://mobile.twitter.com/Wario64/status/1187009135595810816/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1187009135595810816&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs9e.github.io%2Fiframe%2F2%2Ftwitter.min.html%231187009135595810816

 

[ColonelKillaBee]

 Whoever buys it and is still playing deserves to get butt fucked by them so it’s whatever at this point.

[ColonelKillaBee]

Family finally realized I was right after someone at grandmas job said her iPad is a Verizon version, not T-Mobile, lol and now they’re taking it to the Apple store to get it fixed  

At this point I don’t care, got my 50 bucks lol, I just wanted the You Were Right.

[The Good Doctor]

23 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

(there adding exclusive NCR (wut...) ranger armor too it,

Ah yes, how could they leave out NCR Ranger armor in a game set 2000 miles from California... and set 84 years before the NCR existed.  

It’s crazy that people on the forums still sweat bullets trying to defend Bethesda’s handling of the lore. They couldn’t be more obvious about not giving a shit. 

[The Good Doctor]

This made me laugh.  

[BigBossBalrog]

It looks pretty ugly too.

It's so lazy. Why could't they have make their own variant of the Riot armour suited for Forest combat by some U.S  ranger group in the Appalachians?  That might be kinda cool?