ColonelKillaBee Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: What kinda of weirdo talks like that The rest of the conversation: "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 I take it by yalls silence that you didnt read the message in the first pic or just dont care Was funny to me lol. Anyways. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted February 18, 2021 Author Share Posted February 18, 2021 54 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I take it by yalls silence that you didnt read the message in the first pic or just dont care Was funny to me lol. Anyways. I’ll be honest, I didn’t get it. I’d missed the first message. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 I knew it 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 Yeah I only saw the first message this morning soooo 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 Also trying to pcs off this island is giving me hardcore depression. Covid made everything damn near impossible to do. Ordinarily you are supposed to get your orders 3-6 months out from when you leave to give you time to schedule household goods shipments, housing, flights, etc. I got mine 13 days before I’m supposed to leave. Covid has everything backed up so hhg shipments were a minimum of 2.5 weeks out from the day you requested. I was supposed to leave on the 21st (this Sunday) but my household goods isn’t shipping until the 5th. I had scheduled housing close out for the 22nd because I requested hhg for the 18th but that didn’t happen so I had to call housing to push my close out to the 8th and they are acting like fucking idiots saying they can’t do that because someone new is already assigned my house. Tomorrow is my last day to clear post and I can’t do that until I get housings signature (either by having a no-shit housing close out appointment, or already being out of the house) then I have to get finance’s signature (but I can’t do that until I have a flight itinerary, but the military flight people are fucking impossible to deal with because they have that telephone confidence) and I’m stressed the fuck out 3 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 3 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Damn bro, am I reading that right? You killed 58 other players before getting krumped yourself? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 Technically, 58 kills is more like 33 kills, thats what KB stands for, killing blows. The rest are kills I would've had but someone else took them. So 33 killing blows, then like 27 "assists". 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 I guess that emperor title is well earned 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 This will be valuable for when we're discussing the kind of killcount Baldur is capable of 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: This will be valuable for when we're discussing the kind of killcount Baldur is capable of Baldur's not his ancestor, he has butterscotch elf in him if the lineage is anything to go by 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 Elves have a hard time having children, no reason to believe Bardok fathers a child with Lahara :p "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Elves have a hard time having children, no reason to believe Bardok fathers a child with Lahara :p What exactly causes this if we know? Do elves naturally have more miscarriages or are they less fertile than humans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 They're just less fertile for the most part. Its just how they are generally. I'm sure it has something to do to their pedigree and ancestry in relation to the divines. I doubt for instance Orcs have the same issue, or at least not as bad. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 1 hour ago, ColonelKillaBee said: They're just less fertile for the most part. Its just how they are generally. I'm sure it has something to do to their pedigree and ancestry in relation to the divines. I doubt for instance Orcs have the same issue, or at least not as bad. It might have to do with the altmer eugenics policy and the vast increase in inbred traits if I had to take a guess. In a world with thousands of years of history, plus 10 actually separate races that individual don’t have the kind of population earth does would definitely increase the likelyhood of you mate with someone who is related lmao. Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 Sure but the Dunmer and Ayleids as well as snow elves all have this same trai, which makes me think it goes beyond that. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted February 19, 2021 Author Share Posted February 19, 2021 The Real Barenziah says that elves are simply less fertile: "Children are few among the Elves. No Elven woman conceives more than four times, and that is very rare. Two is the usual number. Some bear none, even, and some only one. If I take this one from her, Sire, she may not conceive again." * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 @ColonelKillaBee Is Bardok a tongue in your own lore? Or is he a normal ol Nord that just so happens to bed elves and rule Imperials?.... okay maybe hes a Colovian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 He doesn’t rule imperials emperor is just a title he got from successfully raiding them, DC and AD, and going home with his riches. I pretend he at least knows Yol Toor Shul as a dragon knight "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 Not a colovian "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted February 20, 2021 Author Share Posted February 20, 2021 This is amazing. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 25 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: This is amazing. Why the hell is bat woman black? Was there a recast on the show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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