Roleplayer’s Off Topic Thread #20

[TheCzarsHussar]

1 minute ago, Centurion said:

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I'm serious dude.

[BTC]

8 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

I'm serious dude.

Full bird in charge of the drinking brigade from what I gather 

Edited February 12, 2019 by BTC

[Centurion]

9 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

I'm serious dude.

Army, but I am inclined to also state that I am in the Infantry, because being in the army and not being Infantry is like walking in on a four girl orgy and the invite you to join and saying “Nah, I’m good” and turning on your xbox

[ColonelKillaBee]

My mother was in the army, and not infantry  Supply Sergeant. 

You lot need someone to make sure you get your shit so you can shoot the bad guys. And have sleeping bags to share  

[ColonelKillaBee]

Uncle was infantry though, spent time in Afghanistan. Though he had to be, it was that or prison for him. Court ordered.

[Centurion]

1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

My mother was in the army, and not infantry  Supply Sergeant. 

You lot need someone to make sure you get your shit so you can shoot the bad guys. And have sleeping bags to share  

You basically just said “Bullets don’t fly without supply” which makes me want to puke. All our gear comes from a bunch of crabby ass civilians at CIF. You know how many times I have actually got something from supply? Exactly 0. 

Not to talk bad about your momma tho lol

[Centurion]

All y’all hiding here in the off topic should check on the RP tho, I mean there’s only two fresh Ubbe posts and one dank ass BTC origin post waiting 

[TheCzarsHussar]

3 minutes ago, Centurion said:

All y’all hiding here in the off topic should check on the RP tho, I mean there’s only two fresh Ubbe posts and one dank ass BTC origin post waiting 

We all know Elves check under their beds for Ubbe at night.

[ColonelKillaBee]

7 minutes ago, Centurion said:

You basically just said “Bullets don’t fly without supply” which makes me want to puke. All our gear comes from a bunch of crabby ass civilians at CIF. You know how many times I have actually got something from supply? Exactly 0. 

Not to talk bad about your momma tho lol

That quote is true lol. Hope you don't get sent out to the asshole of the middle east  

Though knowing you, I know you do lol.

[ColonelKillaBee]

As for reading, I'm going through a lot of RL bullshit atm.

[Centurion]

5 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

As for reading, I'm going through a lot of RL bullshit atm.

Happens to the best of us brother. No rush.

[Centurion]

As for how I’m able to drink so much and not eat for days at a time, I’ll let y’all in on a little secret. 

the secret ingredient is depression

[Centurion]

16 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

We all know Elves check under their beds for Ubbe at night.

These ones are a little different, a surprise to even myself

[ColonelKillaBee]

25 minutes ago, Centurion said:

As for how I’m able to drink so much and not eat for days at a time, I’ll let y’all in on a little secret. 

 

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the secret ingredient is depression

Then I’ll be right there with you lol pass the fucking bottle

[TheCzarsHussar]

38 minutes ago, Centurion said:

These ones are a little different, a surprise to even myself

Oh no I'm always excited for Ubbe posts, I was taking a crack at how bloodthirsty your man is.

[Centurion]

6 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

Oh no I'm always excited for Ubbe posts, I was taking a crack at how bloodthirsty your man is.

I was talking about the tone of the posts and what happens

[TheCzarsHussar]

Y'all ever had boiling water splash in your eye? It aint fun.

[ColonelKillaBee]

I bet you’re used to having hot liquids splash in your eye 

[TheCzarsHussar]

36 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

I bet you’re used to having hot liquids splash in your eye 

Gotta give credit for that joke, but again I ain't gay.

[ColonelKillaBee]

[ColonelKillaBee]

Rollin up in Valenwood JUST like this, say I won't

[The Good Doctor]

You won’t.

[BigBossBalrog]

4 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Hi Conan.

[ColonelKillaBee]

24 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

You won’t.

Aight nigga watch, ima be darin a wood elf to put an arrow through these big hairy sexy Nord titties

[The Good Doctor]

Just now, ColonelKillaBee said:

Aight nigga watch, ima be darin a wood elf to put an arrow through these big hairy sexy Nord titties

Baldur will be the only Nord who doesn't become a pincushion in Valenwood. Won't last long enough.