ColonelKillaBee Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 7 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: "I butt fucked your mom in one." Basically my cousin, takes his chevy love very seriously. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, Centurion said: How dare you disrespect me like this You've made your choice. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: You've made your choice. Oooohhhhh so you on that side.... ight bet... I see you Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, Centurion said: Oooohhhhh so you on that side.... ight bet... I see you My side is I hate all trucks. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 https://cats-and-company.tumblr.com/post/174920031793/queen "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 And tbh both chevy and ford trucks are complete ass. My cousin's always talking about how good chevy is and how they "last forever" and yet he's gone through... god knows how many. Some older than me, some brand new, and without fail they all fuck up on him. He's also got the biggest macho man complex ever, like this nigga was in his feelings because he had to ride passenger in my car when he wrecked his truck and I offered to buy him lunch. Why are truck owners like this 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: https://cats-and-company.tumblr.com/post/174920031793/queen And that’s why we don’t fuck with nature! 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 9 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: And tbh both chevy and ford trucks are complete ass. My cousin's always talking about how good chevy is and how they "last forever" and yet he's gone through... god knows how many. Some older than me, some brand new, and without fail they all fuck up on him. I was pretty damned happy with my Chevy. Never had a single problem from it from 2004 to 2017. Then I rolled it on some ice. 2 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 (edited) Edited December 9, 2018 by ColonelKillaBee "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 @ColonelKillaBee damn thanks for the invite Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Digging the armor color matching the wolf's armor. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Just now, Centurion said: @ColonelKillaBee damn thanks for the invite I literally just got on to get my last stam book for the wolf’s full armor and to recolor my armor to match. Didnt play a lick of eso tho I’ll be getting back into it soon. Aint you supposed to be practicing your dodge on Souls anyway? 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Centurion said: @ColonelKillaBee damn thanks for the invite I'm like 90% sure that Colonel only logs on to collect his daily reward, admire his character, and take some screenshots to send us. Then he goes back to Ark. 3 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said: I'm like 90% sure that Colonel only logs on to collect his daily reward, admire his character, and take some screenshots to send us. Then he goes back to Ark. exactly "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 9 hours ago, Centurion said: Clean as fuck 2010 F150 XLT. Aftermarket exhaust, turbo, horn. Brand new rims and tires. Interior is excellent, exterior is excellent. Runs beautifully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Someone found this in the trailer, Dante has a picture of fucking pizza hanging up on his wall I'm just glad in this day and age, some games don't take themselves seriously 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Weirdly enough, that kinda makes me want to replay Tales From the Borderlands again. Remember the psycho pizza party where they wear people’s faces? 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said: Weirdly enough, that kinda makes me want to replay Tales From the Borderlands again. Remember the psycho pizza party where they wear people’s faces? That was such a good series Shame we'll never get season 2....now you've reminded me of Telltales fate On the bright side, the next episode of Walking Dead is coming in January so at least we'll get the full final season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 I'm always finding new things in TW3. I threw one of those poison bombs at some bandits and one of them said "Silent but deadly!" About the truck wars: My dad always drove Fords, but the asshole who ran over my little car and ruined it was driving an F150. So the karmic balance tips towards... Toyota. Yeah. I wouldn't mind owning a Tacoma, actually. Sitting here in a winter wonderland, watching the tree limbs droop low over my neighbor's house from the ice. More exciting than my usual weekend. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Celan said: Yeah. I wouldn't mind owning a Tacoma, actually. I love Tacomas. That’ll probably be what I buy when this shitty Jeep craps out. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 If I had to buy a truck, all I know is I wouldn't buy Ford... no offense Centurion Would only buy Ford if I regularly needed to haul boulders and didn't mind having to likely replace parts/the whole vehicle after regular use. But they do have more torque. But for general light hauls like helping bitches move furniture and banging em in the back afterwards, Chevy. Not gonna last as long as a Tacoma but you can at least do some actual work with it lol and it looks better. Though if I lived in Texas or somewhere where a lot of offroading was necessary, Tacoma. They're better for that at least. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 35 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: If I had to buy a truck, all I know is I wouldn't buy Ford... no offense Centurion Would only buy Ford if I regularly needed to haul boulders and didn't mind having to likely replace parts/the whole vehicle after regular use. But they do have more torque. But for general light hauls like helping bitches move furniture and banging em in the back afterwards, Chevy. Not gonna last as long as a Tacoma but you can at least do some actual work with it lol and it looks better. Though if I lived in Texas or somewhere where a lot of offroading was necessary, Tacoma. They're better for that at least. Honestly, a Tacoma, a Silverado, and an F150 are all gonna be fine for off-roading and for hauling anything that’s not your trailer house. At the end of the day, the most important difference is that Chevy owners get pussy. Ford owners get buttfucked by their uncle Rick. In a cabin. In Gatlinburg. A lot. 2 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 40 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Honestly, a Tacoma, a Silverado, and an F150 are all gonna be fine for off-roading and for hauling anything that’s not your trailer house. At the end of the day, the most important difference is that Chevy owners get pussy. Ford owners get buttfucked by their uncle Rick. In a cabin. In Gatlinburg. A lot. And since Celan isn't in the market for pussy, Tacoma will do "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 3 hours ago, The Good Doctor said: Honestly, a Tacoma, a Silverado, and an F150 are all gonna be fine for off-roading and for hauling anything that’s not your trailer house. At the end of the day, the most important difference is that Chevy owners get pussy. Ford owners get buttfucked by their uncle Rick. In a cabin. In Gatlinburg. A lot. I’m living proof that your statement is entirely wrong Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Centurion said: I’m living proof that your statement is entirely wrong It’s not an exclusive statement. Chevy owners do get pussy. That doesn’t mean Ford owners can’t, but it’s probably in spite of their truck rather than because of it. And when you get back to the mainland, I’d steer clear of Tennessee or any uncles named Rick. 2 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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