BigBossBalrog Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Modders forced to fix Beth's shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Is that the amulet of kings tho? That shouldn't be a thing. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Is that the amulet of kings tho? That shouldn't be a thing. It's not looks a little different. I think they reused the ruby part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Is that the amulet of kings tho? That shouldn't be a thing. I don’t think so. Old school Manni is often depicted with a red jeweled brooch. No idea why as I don’t think you can see it in Daggerfall. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said: I don’t think so. Old school Manni is often depicted with a red jeweled brooch. No idea why as I don’t think you can see it in Daggerfall. Ah k, I wasn't aware. Maybe the stuff with him and the amulet in ESO was planned for a while, tho he never gets his hands on it in eso either. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Mods ain't perfect, I know but even an appearance update can't fix how ludicrous it is to kill the Mannimarco, King of Worms in the ass end of a common dungeon like any other lich without absolute hell being raised upon Tamriel first. Especially if he were nearly as powerful as he's supposed to be. ESO handled it a little better but they really wasted him in the end. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Then there's the dialogue holy shit Your choices were complete bitch mode, or stereotypical hero response, and then just str8 bewilderment. Christ Bethesda. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Necromancer and Liches are the shit in general. Who wants to be a blood sucker when I can become this immortal skeleton mage dude for all eternity instead, and don't have to worry about looking for blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Ah k, I wasn't aware. Maybe the stuff with him and the amulet in ESO was planned for a while, tho he never gets his hands on it in eso either. Was the Amulet of Kings even a concept back in Daggerfall? I’m not sure it was. Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Mods ain't perfect, I know but even an appearance update can't fix how ludicrous it is to kill the Mannimarco, King of Worms in the ass end of a common dungeon like any other lich without absolute hell being raised upon Tamriel first. Especially if he were nearly as powerful as he's supposed to be. Agreed. The Mages Guild questline was honestly such a big deal lore-wise that it should’ve been a game or at least a DLC of its own. I like to think that the Crisis was just severely underpresented kinda like how the great Battle of Bruma was just ten dudes and a handful of daedra. From the Mages’ dialogue, it seems like the Worm Cult was actually doing some damage. I like to think that the hordes of undead all over the freaking place in Oblivion are mostly thanks to Mannimarco, and that they would’ve been treated like a bigger deal if portals to Hell didn’t happen to be opening up all over the world at the same time. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: Necromancer and Liches are the shit in general. Who wants to be a blood sucker when I can become this immortal skeleton mage dude for all eternity instead, and don't have to worry about looking for blood. Personally, I'd rather be a vampire. They get more coochie lol, and their dick isn't a maggot nest. Werewolves trump all though. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Just now, The Good Doctor said: Was the Amulet of Kings even a concept back in Daggerfall? I’m not sure it was. I have no idea to be honest, the game lore was very different back then. Collins probably knows more about it than I do. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Personally, I'd rather be a vampire. They get more coochie lol, and their dick isn't a maggot nest. Werewolves trump all though. Hide contents Damn straight It's fucking weird that you're riding your kin though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Personally, I'd rather be a vampire. They get more coochie lol, and their dick isn't a maggot nest. Agreed. Unless I could become one of the super powerful liches like Manni or the dude from that Ayleid Crown quest and be able to maintain a human form. But then there are lots of types of vampires. I guess in both cases, it depends on what kind I am. Being a member of the Order in Cyrodiil doesn’t sound so bad. Hassildor had his shit together. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Damn straight It's fucking weird that you're riding your kin though. I mean, you're a werewolf, not a real wolf lol. 2 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Agreed. Unless I could become one of the super powerful liches like Manni or the dude from that Ayleid Crown quest and be able to maintain a human form. But then there are lots of types of vampires. I guess in both cases, it depends on what kind I am. Being a member of the Order in Cyrodiil doesn’t sound so bad. Hassildor had his shit together. It would suck to be turned when you're old tho. Or super young. I'd like to have my eyes look normal, only slightly different just to add an air of mystery, and still have a badass vamp form when niggas need correcting. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I mean, you're a werewolf, not a real wolf lol. It would suck to be turned when you're old tho. Or super young. I'd like to have my eyes look normal, only slightly different just to add an air of mystery, and still have a badass vamp form when niggas need correcting. So you think humans should run fucking gorillas, there still our kin 3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I mean, you're a werewolf, not a real wolf lol. It would suck to be turned when you're old tho. Or super young. I'd like to have my eyes look normal, only slightly different just to add an air of mystery, and still have a badass vamp form when niggas need correcting. Babette seems to enjoy it, and Alucard's friend from hellsing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: It would suck to be turned when you're old tho. Or super young. Oh yeah, that goes without saying. Reminds me of that thrall chick from What We Do in the Shadows who wants her master to bite her soon because she’s in the prime of her life and not getting any younger. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said: Oh yeah, that goes without saying. Reminds me of that thrall chick from What We Do in the Shadows who wants her master to bite her soon because she’s in the prime of her life and not getting any younger. 2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: So you think humans should run fucking gorillas, there still our kin If I could ride a gorilla you bet your ass I would! You know how many bitches I could get with a gorilla? I do pretty good now with a fucking Chevy Cruz lol. Though, it is still a Chevy "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witchking of Angmar Posted December 15, 2018 Author Share Posted December 15, 2018 Although it's wrong universe I'd rather join Chaos and become a demon prince. If you're gonna be immortal, might as well be truly immortal. Power corrupts, absolute power... is a whole lot of fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: If you haven’t seen that movie, you should check it out. It’s made by the guy who did Thor Ragnorak of all things (he’s one of the stars in it too). One of my favorite dark comedies ever. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 @ColonelKillaBee I actually take it back. I’d rather be a lich. Sooner or later, someone’s gonna put you down, whether it’s a an adventurer or the Dawnguard or the protagonist of TES 6. When that happens, I don’t want my soul going to Molag Bal. No clue what happens to liches when they die, but I doubt it’s that bad. Could even just get recycled like normal, since your soul is still with you. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Just now, The Good Doctor said: @ColonelKillaBee I actually take it back. I’d rather be a lich. Sooner or later, someone’s gonna put you down, whether it’s a an adventurer or the Dawnguard or the protagonist of TES 6. When that happens, I don’t want my soul going to Molag Bal. No clue what happens to liches when they die, but I doubt it’s that bad. Could even just get recycled like normal, since your soul is still with you. After seeing vamps in coldharbour I wouldn't really fear dying as a vampire anymore, seems like they're mostly treated like his daedra in the realm. They torment mortal souls like everyone else. Only downside is you being a slave to his will of course. Plus, his realm sucks. But I don't think he gets much pleasure in plowing a tainted field. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: But I don't think he gets much pleasure in plowing a tainted field. Maybe not, but I ain’t gonna bank my assoul on that. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Just now, The Good Doctor said: Maybe not, but I ain’t gonna bank my assoul on that. Tru tru. I'm indeed sensitive about my asshole. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 6 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Tru tru. I'm indeed sensitive about my asshole. Plus, we got to see Molag’s realm during an invasion. That door was wide open and he basically had his pick of the mortal litter. Since Martin shut that shit down for good, business in Coldharbour probably ain’t booming like it used to. And daedra are notorious for getting bored... * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Just now, The Good Doctor said: Plus, we got to see Molag’s realm during an invasion. That door was wide open and he basically had his pick of the mortal litter. Since Martin shut that shit down for good, business in Coldharbour probably ain’t booming like it used to. And daedra are notorious for getting bored... It's like prison, lol. Gotta make do with what you got Poor Boethiah Priest.... 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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