TheCzarsHussar Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 10 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Sweet baby Jesus, thank you for letting me be American. God that was awful. Imagine being a kid and having to look at the shitty translated forms of entertainment from other countries like that. They call him... Allahborn. The Elder Fuse V: Meccarim. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: “Chief? You mind telling me what you’re doing on that ship?” “Monsieur, finessant ce combat.” Didn't Jorge speak Hungarian in one scene? Maybe the Spartans know several languages. So the Chief could know French... 3 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: What part of this isn’t insanely marketable? I’d delay TES 6 an extra year for a Dino Crisis reboot akin to RE 7. Resident Evil 7 was a very special case. Capcom being Capcom I expect them to mess up soon... 2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Go to bed. Nah you! The RPG market is satured already, we need more horror games (especially Dinosaur horror games) then we need another Dork Scrolls. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 And no, don’t you put that on me, Ricky Bobby! Chief don’t know no damn French. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 Fuck your dinosaurs, I love survival horror and even Dino Crisis back in the day when I still had the OG PlayStation But Dork Scrolls And RPGs always take precedence. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Lets just hope in 2035 when we get Elder Scrolls VI it won't be utter shit, also fuck your dino game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Go to bed. Fuck you! I’ve got three good TES games and an RP to scratch that itch for one more short year if I need to. But there are no great dinosaur horror games on modern gen consoles. It’s a damn shame. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 Just now, The Good Doctor said: Fuck you! I’ve got three good TES games and an RP to scratch that itch for one more short year if I need to. But there are no great dinosaur horror games on modern gen consoles. It’s a damn shame. I’d sooner fuck Barney in the ass before I let you have that and make me endure another fucking year of Todd turning out the Dovahkiin like a white girl freshmen in a Kappa Alpha Psi frat party. 2 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Fuck you! I’ve got three good TES games and an RP to scratch that itch for one more short year if I need to. But there are no great dinosaur horror games on modern gen consoles. It’s a damn shame. Dinosaurs are scary cause their real... We need Dinosaurs, not dumbed down ARPG's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: And RPGs always take precedence. Fallout would for me, if Obsidian were making it. And I like TES more than Dino Crisis of course. But TES 6 is happening no matter what. Dino probably ain’t. So I’d delay TES 6 if it meant we were to miraculously get a really good Dino Crisis game. After Fallout 4 though, I would honestly rather have a solid Dino reboot than Fallout 5 from Beth. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said: Dinosaurs are scary cause their real... We need Dinosaurs, not dumbed down ARPG's... Go play monster hunter damnit 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I’d sooner fuck Barney in the ass before I let you have that and make me endure another fucking year of Todd turning out the Dovahkiin like a white girl freshmen in a Kappa Alpha Psi frat party. Tell you what, I’ll buy you a blindfold and some purple fuzz-resistant lube and we can both walk out of this as winners. 3 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Go play monster hunter damnit I am. It's a very good RPG...but not a good horror game. Just now, The Good Doctor said: Tell you what, I’ll buy you a blindfold and some purple fuzz-resistant lube and we can both walk out of this as winners. It's...getting hot in here. My new OTP. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: It's...getting hot in here. Don’t make this weird. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Tell you what, I’ll buy you a blindfold and some purple fuzz-resistant lube and we can both walk out of this as winners. No amount of lube could prevent the burn of shame, and I don’t mean from fucking the dinosaur. I literally can’t take one more Skyrim related add in 2018 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Just now, The Good Doctor said: Don’t make this weird. Too late...I NEED AN ADULT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: Too late...I NEED AN ADULT! I just became an adult! ILL HELP YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: No amount of lube could prevent the burn of shame, and I don’t mean from fucking the dinosaur. I literally can’t take one more Skyrim related add in 2018 That’s what the blindfold was for. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 Just now, The Good Doctor said: That’s what the blindfold was for. NO doc. I take my ass very seriously. And my RPGs. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 4 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said: NO doc. I take my ass very seriously. And my RPGs. Did somebody say ass? Well the ass connoisseur has arrived! Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Alrighty, got a 50 minute flight from Colombus to Atlanta, then a 6 hour flight to Seattle, and a 5 1/2 hour flight to Honolulu Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, Centurion said: Alrighty, got a 50 minute flight from Colombus to Atlanta, then a 6 hour flight to Seattle, and a 5 1/2 hour flight to Honolulu Good luck and safe travels. Apparently, the USA women's hockey team beat CA ADA for the gold. Heh, I didn't even know there was a women's hockey team. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 I didn’t enlist to kill and die for people to stand as soon as the plane parks absolute cancer. 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 (edited) I just shit my pants. This old guy that was on the same flight as me from Columbus started talking to me and asking me where I was going and then introduced himself, Lieutenant General Ferriter, former commander of Fort Fucking Benning I shit my fucking pants Edited February 22, 2018 by Centurion 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Celan said: Good luck and safe travels. Apparently, the USA women's hockey team beat CANADA for the gold. Heh, I didn't even know there was a women's hockey team. Probably consists of big burley broads, like Hulga. But gold is gold. Bonus points for beating Canadians at their own sport. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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