Roleplayer's Off Topic Thread #24

[The Good Doctor]

Aww.  Wish my dog would be so happy to ride in the backseat. She prefers to climb all over me while I drive. 

And cool looking spider. Ain’t got anything like that around here, that’s for sure. Did see a big long yellow one on the side of my truck a week or two ago. Much skinnier than yours, but probably similar spread out. Never seen anything like it.

[ColonelKillaBee]

We have a lot of water and hot weather, which means we're a breeding ground for life, unfortunately  

Was this your spider? Or similar?

[ColonelKillaBee]

Also, you need to make me this:

Smoked Gator Wrapped in 12 lbs of hickory smoked bacon stuffed with bourbon infused andouille sausage cornbread stuffing and aged habanero peppers with a bacon wrapped chicken in mouth

[BigBossBalrog]

*The Metal Gear annoucment that was so hyped up...*
*Was Snake in Tekken 7....*

That''s...that's all it was for? A FUCKING FIGHTING GAME CAMEO!?!

[The Good Doctor]

11 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

We have a lot of water and hot weather, which means we're a breeding ground for life, unfortunately  

Was this your spider? Or similar?

 

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So do we, but it’s usually not so colorful.  

No, mine was much more long and slender. It was solid yellow but much less vibrant. At first I thought it was an insect of some kind until I got a closer look.

12 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Also, you need to make me this:

 

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Smoked Gator Wrapped in 12 lbs of hickory smoked bacon stuffed with bourbon infused andouille sausage cornbread stuffing and aged habanero peppers with a bacon wrapped chicken in mouth

No joke, I’ve been watching videos lately on how to smoke a gator and I really, really want to.  Problem is getting one.

[The Good Doctor]

1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said:

The Metal Gear annoucment that was so hyped up...*
*Was Snake in Tekken 7....*

That''s...that's all it was for? A FUCKING FIGHTING GAME CAMEO!?!

Count your blessings. If it was a real game, they’d just screw it up again and make you hate your favorite franchise even more.

Fallout 76... 

[BigBossBalrog]

Just now, The Good Doctor said:

Count your blessings. If it was a real game, they’d just screw it up again and make you hate your favorite franchise even more.

Fallout 76... 

Metal Gear Survive. Were bounded by pain...

[BigBossBalrog]

Though I don't know which franchise has had it worse so far. 

Fallout had very eh 4, a truly horrible 76. But Metal Gear got a abyssal zombie game riddle with micro transactions, and a bunch of gambling machines. It's like picking which poison. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

20 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

*The Metal Gear annoucment that was so hyped up...*
*Was Snake in Tekken 7....*

That''s...that's all it was for? A FUCKING FIGHTING GAME CAMEO!?!

 You DESERVE THIS

For GERALT, BITCH

[ColonelKillaBee]

20 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

So do we, but it’s usually not so colorful.  

No, mine was much more long and slender. It was solid yellow but much less vibrant. At first I thought it was an insect of some kind until I got a closer look.

No joke, I’ve been watching videos lately on how to smoke a gator and I really, really want to.  Problem is getting one.

Yo, say hypothetically I were to go to your place this year if I get decent holiday time off...

Think a shotgun with maybe slugs would be good enough for hunting gator? Hell I've seen dudes take gators out with handguns. My 1911 could do the trick with the right ammunition if need be.

[BigBossBalrog]

1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

 You DESERVE THIS

For GERALT, BITCH

I don't hate fighting game cameos, I hate when they hype something up for a dead-or better, tortured, franchise and they give false hope, as the thing turns out to be something unrelated to the franchise itself  

[The Good Doctor]

From what I gather, 76 also has the microtransactions and bullshit like that. And hilariously enough, it’s actually kind of a zombie game too, with the main "villain" being shambling plague monsters that were once humans. They even have a hivemind for some reason and weird crystalline growths like the zombies in your game.

[ColonelKillaBee]

Obviously my guns better suited for home defense but I think it could do the trick, gators when you see them are typically sunbaking and not running at you anyway. That or waiting for prey beneath the surface.

[The Good Doctor]

1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Yo, say hypothetically I were to go to your place this year if I get decent holiday time off...

Think a shotgun with maybe slugs would be good enough for hunting gator? Hell I've seen dudes take gators out with handguns. My 1911 could do the trick with the right ammunition if need be.

 I wish. We don’t have gators. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

Just now, The Good Doctor said:

From what I gather, 76 also has the microtransactions and bullshit like that. And hilariously enough, it’s actually kind of a zombie game too, with the main "villain" being shambling plague monsters that were once humans (not ghouls, though). They even have a hivemind for some reason and weird crystalline growths like the zombies in your game.

They not only have microtransactions, they have microtransactions in place of free patches. Remember when Balrog pointed out that they used to at least be really good about patching the shit out of their game? Those days are long gone.

[ColonelKillaBee]

Just now, The Good Doctor said:

 I wish. We don’t have gators. 

 Awww. You need to come here then, or we can take a trip to florida. But if you think it's hot here, sheeeeeeeeeeet.

[BigBossBalrog]

2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

They not only have microtransactions, they have microtransactions in place of free patches. Remember when Balrog pointed out that they used to at least be really good about patching the shit out of their game? Those days are long gone.

https://kotaku.com/if-you-want-fallout-76s-newest-items-itll-cost-you-25-1836708061

Yeah, there adding new ones each update, despite the fact Todd promised their would be no ones for gameplay related stuff.  

[The Good Doctor]

Just now, ColonelKillaBee said:

They not only have microtransactions, they have microtransactions in place of free patches. Remember when Balrog pointed out that they used to at least be really good about patching the shit out of their game? Those days are long gone.

Remember in Skyrim when they were patching in seriously cool stuff like horse combat, extra kill animations, and Legendary difficulty? Good times. 

1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

 Awww. You need to come here then, or we can take a trip to florida. But if you think it's hot here, sheeeeeeeeeeet.

Gotta be Louisiana if we wanna shoot them. It’s illegal to hunt gators with a firearm in Florida. 

You can use a shotgun spear, though.  

[ColonelKillaBee]

Just now, The Good Doctor said:

Remember in Skyrim when they were patching in seriously cool stuff like horse combat, extra kill animations, and Legendary difficulty? Good times. 

Gotta be Louisiana if we wanna shoot them. It’s illegal to hunt gators with a firearm in Florida. 

You can use a shotgun spear, though.  

Definitely not going to louisiana  My cousin told me all kinds of crazy shit about louisiana, said they made Alabama look like California, and some white chick kept asking about his "black snake". Christ.

Though he did say the food was bangin. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

Ok, maybe one day, for the gators. When I'm well off and you're well off, we're fuckin up some gators. For Archer.

[ColonelKillaBee]

Oh and I completely forgot horse combat came from a fucking patch! Those were good times indeed tho it makes me sad to remember that was their farewell present for not continuing Skyrim's promised dlc support.

Still leagues away from what we have now.

[The Good Doctor]

1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Ok, maybe one day, for the gators. When I'm well off and you're well off, we're fuckin up some gators. For Archer.

For Burt Reynolds!  

[ColonelKillaBee]

 

[The Good Doctor]

Djawadi made this as a tribute for Daenerys but I can only assume that it was too high quality for the final season.

 

[Centurion]

8 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Also, a spider I saw, the size of the palm of my hand. Huuuge: