TheCzarsHussar Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Me and the boi 'bout to cross the Alps to fuck Rome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 hopefully my new bio lays it out plainly for any who come across me lol 2 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 My cousin was so excited to get his new AR, tryna get like me Its a Bushmaster, and I was being a smith & wesson fanboy talking shit about it for no reason lol, but then he gets it and it came in chambered for .22 Then he gets a new upper for 5.56, and they charged him 300 dollars for it, so it's either gonna be a basic ass AR with a reeally nice upper for no reason lol, or they charged him 300 for a 180 dollar upper We'll see. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: My cousin was so excited to get his new AR, tryna get like me Its a Bushmaster, and I was being a smith & wesson fanboy talking shit about it for no reason lol, but then he gets it and it came in chambered for .22 Then he gets a new upper for 5.56, and they charged him 300 dollars for it, so it's either gonna be a basic ass AR with a reeally nice upper for no reason lol, or they charged him 300 for a 180 dollar upper We'll see. Bruh...... .22..... I facepalmed so hard my brains splattered against the wall. He didn’t do his research did he lol Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Centurion said: Bruh...... .22..... I facepalmed so hard my brains splattered against the wall. He didn’t do his research did he lol I kept tellin him I'd help him pick something out, it ain't hard, not like he's a competitive shooter lol. Plenty of good affordable AR's out there but noooo. He paid 600 dollars for a 22 AR Still, not useless, he can use that for squirrels and shit, plink at some paper, shoot some cans, but the extra fail was that receiver I told him just ask me but he's too prideful. Because he's the one that originally showed me gun safety n such, because our uncles and great grandad didn't give a damn about gun safety "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 It didn't come with sights either Not even iron sights I'ma give him my old reflexive sight. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 20 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: It didn't come with sights either Not even iron sights I'ma give him my old reflexive sight. Woooow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: https://www.upi.com/Science_News/2020/06/17/Astronomers-observe-rare-newborn-star/2521592420921/ "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 @ColonelKillaBee Bruh, just saw that video on your tumblr. That's fucked he's being charged, guess everybody against him ignored the man being jumped by a mob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 It’s political, and the mayor declared him guilty before proven innocent. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 26 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: It’s political, and the mayor declared him guilty before proven innocent. What state was this at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 New Mexico "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: New Mexico Fuck that state jurisdiction then. Thanks man, family wanted to know what state when I mentioned it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 https://www.kob.com/albuquerque-news/new-mexico-civil-guard-distances-themselves-from-alleged-shooter/5761996/ https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/06/16/albuquerque-militia-shooting-protest/ https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jun/17/armed-vigilantes-under-scrutiny-after-statue-protester-shot-new-mexico My bad, the governor declared him guilty before proven innocent. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Even Aunt Jemimas isn't safe. Lol they even came after Magic the Gathering. I'm really starting to hate this country. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 12 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Even Aunt Jemimas isn't safe. Lol they even came after Magic the Gathering. I'm really starting to hate this country. I thought this one was way too on the nose to be fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 I literally don't see a problem with it. Or else cancel Elder Scrolls right fucking now "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 In fact, I find that card to be fucking hilarious Especially the pointed heads "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 8 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: In fact, I find that card to be fucking hilarious Especially the pointed heads It's literally a bunch of KKK ghosts chasing after someone, I'd laugh my ass off if saw that in any fantasy setting, it's too silly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 But they call it exactly what it is lol, prejudice. I could see if it glorified it somehow lol but no one that plays that would be like "Fuck yea I'ma kill all the niggers with this card" It's mocking them if anything. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Yall niggas better be ready ta 'pologize 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 11 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Yall niggas better be ready ta 'pologize 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 18, 2020 Author Share Posted June 18, 2020 That kid in the front looks like he’s this close to turning that shit around. They better watch out for him. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 My Nords look at me like nigga what's the plan, cause I'm who they stan, bitch I'm the man, yo elves be lookin at you like Sahan, you use your hand, you onlyfans, Ayrenn gave me action I got satisfaction, bitch fuck all yo factions, we packin you lackin, you duds matter fact, you duds matter fact, you fodder in fact, bitch Blood for the Pact, the Covenant slippin, all my Nords is drippin, we stay in that slip, you poorly equipped, when the elves see this Nord, they know who it is, I knockin em down like my name was Lyris, my blade in ya belly don't call it a thorn, ya Qeen seen the twohander and said Titanborn, I hit and skidaddled, I don't write no more, yo queen is a whore, bitch fuck the Thalmor, blood for blood, n'wahs, we settlin scores, we rollin on forts and we raidin these shores, Dominion ain't winnin so quit I implore, we do it for Kyne, we do it for Shor, don't know em bitches then look in the lore, schoolin you maggots is just quite the chore, I'm livin I'm livin in scullery maids, ya girl under my dick cause bitch need some shade, eyy. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 18, 2020 Author Share Posted June 18, 2020 That’s some oldschool Killabee shit right there. Nice one. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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