ColonelKillaBee Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: Boss or just the dude with a big axe? Rofl literally just the dude with the big axe getting used to these controls, ps4 controller is weird for me. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Rofl literally just the dude with the big axe getting used to these controls, ps4 controller is weird for me. Quick tips. Houses with lights you can interact with (by knocking on the door), explore alot. The game is alot more open then Dark Souls and is filled with tons of secrets. Oh and read item descriptions 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Also beast bosses (with some exceptions) are weak to fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 19 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Rofl literally just the dude with the big axe getting used to these controls, ps4 controller is weird for me. Are you finding the crowds manageable? They give you tools to deal with them, and you can avoid them if you can't. And LOL is the speed of combat to your liking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 It was hard to get used to at first but I’m getting it. It feels like a fucking ninja battle sometimes as I fight to gain back health I lost and is way more intense... I like it. This axe is super fun and switching from two to one handed for the pistol is manageable. Also I dig the outfits: When do I get to fuck this white bitch tho: Old man said I could fuck the doll 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: It was hard to get used to at first but I’m getting it. It feels like a fucking ninja battle sometimes as I fight to gain back health I lost and is way more intense... I like it. This axe is super fun and switching from two to one handed for the pistol is manageable. Also I dig the outfits: When do I get to fuck this white bitch tho: Old man said I could fuck the doll "Use the Doll...if it pleases you." He also has a book titled "How to woe maidens" in the dream so it's intentional, he's actually telling you, you can fuck her Just keep going. And explore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Nigga I am but this place is depressing and I could use a quick nut. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Nigga I am but this place is depressing and I could use a quick nut. Yeah don't bother listening to Gehrman. He's a harmless coot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: Yeah don't bother listening to Gehrman. He's a harmless coot. Fuck this shit, he's creepy yoda He gives good advice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 They managed to make rats even more gross "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: They managed to make rats even more gross The Rafters and sewers are basically a side area in itself to explore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 I got gunned down after going up a latter through there "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 It feels like ds1 except with guns and Omni roll "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: It feels like ds1 except with guns and Omni roll Is that a good thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 Though in terms of combat rythem, I think it's much closer to 3 (but on steroids because of how fast it is) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Yea that’s accurate lol, and yea I like the faster anime pace. Got ambushed by an ogre and had to fight him close quarters lol. Died. Getting better tho. Need another lantern but I did open some gates. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Yea that’s accurate lol, and yea I like the faster anime pace. Got ambushed by an ogre and had to fight him close quarters lol. Died. Getting better tho. Need another lantern but I did open some gates. There's a shortcut near the bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Holy shit this shit is so fucking fun! Killed my first boss Cleric beast. 3 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Why do they call it bloodborne "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Holy shit this shit is so fucking fun! Killed my first boss Cleric beast. Congratulations Guess you really enjoyed the fight He's easy, but always a treat to fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Why do they call it bloodborne I think it's totally badass how the "boss beaten" message is replaced by "Prey fucking slaughtered" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 The health gain mechanic is great, yea. I guess he was easy because I was thinking the whole time "A boss already?! I'm not ready for this!" But beat him first try lol. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 Were you surprised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 And I hope you appreciate how awesome the enemy design is The beasts are so fucking badass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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