ColonelKillaBee Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 With the rain they’re expecting my house is gonna float away lol. My yard floods from regular southern thunderstorms and I can walk to the marsh from here. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Bruh it’s already raining super hard here. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Wow dude they actually let male bosmer look canon ugly and have horns. Continuing to shit on Bethesda... "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 And look how fine my orc wife is. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Thats gon be Baldur's great great great great grandma now I'm writin up some nord male on orc female smutzzzz right in the trinimac chapel. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Wuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttt Did I not hear oodles and oodles of shit about how no Nord would ever fuck an orc? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 46 minutes ago, Celan said: Wuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttt Did I not hear oodles and oodles of shit about how no Nord would ever fuck an orc? Lol I didn't say no nord would fuck an orc Just probably not most, not willingly anyway. Besides, they probably have some double standards for men doing the fucking lol. So it's lore accurate "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Besides. Look how fucking hot she is "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 American Politics "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 3 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Besides. Look how fucking hot she is Uh huh. I don't want to hear ANOTHER WORD about Moth or Ghorbash. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 16 minutes ago, Celan said: Uh huh. I don't want to hear ANOTHER WORD about Moth or Ghorbash. But Celan, ok... this is different... My crushes are on chicks Plus, you know about my crush on Steel-Heart. AND, I even said Mazoga was cute once... before the trials anyway "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 http://colonel-killa-bee.tumblr.com/post/177950942935/solgra-gets-her-nord 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 So, turns out Solgra dies. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 WAIT, THERE'S A WAY TO SAVE HER THANK GOD. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Cool so my job cancelled because mandatory evacs are starting tomorrow at 12pm. Thinking I'll need to leave sooner then rather than later. Was leaving tuesday at night but if traffic is bad i might leave tonight. Gotta see what they say about traffic. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 49 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Cool so my job cancelled because mandatory evacs are starting tomorrow at 12pm. Wow. Lucky. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 4 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said: American Politics Anakin is the one who kills children onscreen, and the other is an evil overlord who does some pretty nasty stuff too Better yet, there the same guy..which sends another message, there may look different on the outside, but there ultimately the same. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Anakin is the one who kills children onscreen, and the other is an evil overlord who does some pretty nasty stuff too Better yet, there the same guy..which sends another message, there may look different on the outside, but there ultimately the same. bingo "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 7 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said: And look how fine my orc wife is. I...actually like Not-Baldur's armor. To the point I won't even nitpick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: I...actually like Not-Baldur's armor. To the point I won't even nitpick. was considering actual Baldur discovering his grandads somehow. Would match Rebec’s priest robes. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTC Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 7 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: was considering actual Baldur discovering his grandads somehow. Would match Rebec’s priest robes. On top of his Ancient Nord armor and his Nordic carved armor? At this point the dude is going to have as many clothes as a Breton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 24 minutes ago, BTC said: On top of his Ancient Nord armor and his Nordic carved armor? At this point the dude is going to have as many clothes as a Breton He already braids girls hair, it's about time he got his closest of different outfits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 41 minutes ago, BTC said: On top of his Ancient Nord armor and his Nordic carved armor? At this point the dude is going to have as many clothes as a Breton 15 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: He already braids girls hair, it's about time he got his closest of different outfits I mean, he is a king I think I have a cool way to tie it in to the orc stuff. And there's at least no fur in it. Course I do have the one pic where he's in full Nordic carved so I'll still have him use that. Maybe this will be ceremonial. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 45 minutes ago, BTC said: On top of his Ancient Nord armor and his Nordic carved armor? At this point the dude is going to have as many clothes as a Breton Be nice if he took a page from Theodore and shared a bit. Literally every POV character I have has been running around looking like a beggar for like a year now irl. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said: Be nice if he took a page from Theodore and shared a bit. Literally every POV character I have has been running around looking like a beggar for like a year now irl. If Boldir survives his trials, he'll get plenty of new digs Especially if he Killed Death in the final trials but obviously he wouldn't bother with that. Mila would've gotten some neat digs for becoming a grim one's squire but obviously she's not interested in that. Course, all she'd have to do is ask uncle Baldur nicely, or Ysana. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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