ColonelKillaBee Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Wow not bad, lol. Thanks I'll do that to the letter. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Bought it. This game's not at all large, download will be done in under 17 minutes. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 OH and dont waste any of your upgrade resources. You'll be able to upgrade the Zwei to plus five as soon as your able to wield it (If your missing some titanite shards, you can just buy them from Andre) Start with Master Key, it lets you access so much shit at the start. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 How you finding it? The framerate really helps with the combat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Yea it’s much smoother. And being able to fast roll is nice. Got Zwei, just gotta level up nine times "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Can finally wield the Zwei and life is good except.... trying to kill Havel is a bitch Almost... "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 7 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Can finally wield the Zwei and life is good except.... trying to kill Havel is a bitch Almost... Backstab him to death! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Remeber, you can block when he uses Dragontooth one handed but NEVER block when uses it with both hands, it will destroy your stamina and guardbreak you. Dodge instead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 I did it.... CHRIST that was hard. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Ahhh but it was worth it. Sweeeet sweeeeet havel ring. Mmmm. Have Zwei n Havel, will travel. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Had to do it naked. Couldn't roll fast enough with armor n Zwei until I got my ring. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Had to do it naked. Couldn't roll fast enough with armor n Zwei until I got my ring. Were are you in terms of bosses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 57 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Were are you in terms of bosses? All I did was kill Havel lol, havent killed the demon thing blocking you from the dragon bridge yet. I was grinding "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 I wanted my Zwei. Gonna take a break, Havel fight has me physically tired. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Ah kk. You'll be in a good spot for the Gargyoles once you get to Andre and upgrade a little Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Halberd any good in Dark Souls? I know magic is super over powered so Ill probably go with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Welp never mind then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 2 hours ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Halberd any good in Dark Souls? I know magic is super over powered so Ill probably go with that OP. Spin to fucking win. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 9 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: OP. Spin to fucking win. No parry gods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Thinking about starting a new character as a Pyromancer or Pyromancer/melee hybrid, any suggestions or tips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 29 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Thinking about starting a new character as a Pyromancer or Pyromancer/melee hybrid, any suggestions or tips? Don’t do it? And there’s a pyromancer vender in undead settlement, don’t walk past him like I did, easy to miss. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 12 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Don’t do it? And there’s a pyromancer vender in undead settlement, don’t walk past him like I did, easy to miss. If you don't know, the alternate universe Ash King got his ass handed to him by some stupid wizards with big hats. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 24 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Don’t do it? And there’s a pyromancer vender in undead settlement, don’t walk past him like I did, easy to miss. I found him my first time through. 11 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: If you don't know, the alternate universe Ash King got his ass handed to him by some stupid wizards with big hats. That's why Im not going pure Pyromancer, gonna be hybrid and aim for the Demon's Scar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 False. It wasn’t Baldur, just some mage bitch wannabe Baldur. Real alternate universe Baldur is who Balrog to this day fears to fight because he knows I’ma record me takin tha ass to a trap beat soundtrack. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: I found him my first time through. That's why Im not going pure Pyromancer, gonna be hybrid and aim for the Demon's Scar. I was a hybrid, lol. I recommend playing as a knight and switching to pyromancer later with Rosaria "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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