BigBossBalrog Posted May 29, 2019 Author Share Posted May 29, 2019 His political commentary is as hilariously pretentious as ever Dosen't seem to be that major in this game though I remember in MGS2 were you dual the President (yeah who has an eyepatch and tentacle mech suit) underneath a statue of George Washington, and he's dual wielding two katannas called Republican and Democrat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 21 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: you dual the President (yeah who has an eyepatch and tentacle mech suit) underneath a statue of George Washington, and he's dual wielding two katannas called Republican and Democrat As is tradition. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 49 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: His political commentary is as hilariously pretentious as ever Dosen't seem to be that major in this game though I remember in MGS2 were you dual the President (yeah who has an eyepatch and tentacle mech suit) underneath a statue of George Washington, and he's dual wielding two katannas called Republican and Democrat Hilarious lol but I actually like the message. That they’re both the same shit in reality "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Forgive my drunken emotional outburst. Hoe is life 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Just now, Centurion said: Forgive my drunken emotional outburst. Hoe is life You’re fine, hoe. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 29, 2019 Author Share Posted May 29, 2019 I wouldn't worry about the Lovecraft stuff 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 29, 2019 Author Share Posted May 29, 2019 It's from the extended Japanese trailer, think looks terrifying to fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 He needed to put a no homo at the end of this but whatever man crush confirmed 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 29, 2019 Author Share Posted May 29, 2019 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: He needed to put a no homo at the end of this but whatever man crush confirmed That's funny coming from you BTW Death Stranding description "Journey between life and death Begin your quest to save civilisation in a broken world rife with supernatural dangers. Face unique challenges Arm yourself and take aim at a variety of objectives in your mission to reunite a broken nation, while balancing under the weight of your cargo as you travel. Protect your supplies from wild bandits, and stay safe from the terrifying Beached Things… or face failing those who depend on you. Explore the world The Decima Engine renders a hyper-realistic landscape utterly transformed by the Death Stranding. Unpassable obstacles block your path and force you to find different routes, while supernatural elements alter the physical state of your surroundings. Death is not the end There is no traditional ‘game over’ state in Death Stranding. Lose your life during combat and you’ll find yourself in an upside-down realm, searching for a way back to the living. Choose your combat methods carefully, as killing your foe is almost never the solution – and every death carries a consequence. Assist other players Help other travellers without ever crossing paths via asynchronous online gameplay. Send supplies, share safe houses and walk in the footsteps of fellow couriers to reunite civilisation." From what I understand,the Death Stranding refers to an event were humanity stumbled on something cosmic, which caused the state of the World it is now, maybe they made contact with another dimension, and these "Beached Things" are the malevolent abominations of that place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Jason Momoa doesn’t need a no homo, he’s hot enough that I retain my heterosexuality universally. In fact, any guy that says he ain’t hot is a Harley bike rider. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 10 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Jason Momoa doesn’t need a no homo, he’s hot enough that I retain my heterosexuality universally. In fact, any guy that says he ain’t hot is a Harley bike rider. ? What is that supposed to mean? Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 8 minutes ago, Centurion said: ? What is that supposed to mean? South Park "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 29, 2019 Author Share Posted May 29, 2019 Troy Baker's character looks sick too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ColonelKillaBee Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Got blocked for suggesting people could like Cicero more than Nazir without it being racist. https://colonel-killa-bee.tumblr.com/post/185234346430/nazir-is-hot-yes-but-not-very-weird-and-weird 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 30, 2019 Author Share Posted May 30, 2019 13 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Got blocked for suggesting people could like Cicero more than Nazir without it being racist. https://colonel-killa-bee.tumblr.com/post/185234346430/nazir-is-hot-yes-but-not-very-weird-and-weird What has liking a character over another character have anything to do with racism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 They said that if Nazir wasn’t black, he’d probably be viewed by the fandom similarly to Lucien Lachance... yeah, no. Not even close. That dude was so iconic that they brought him back for Skyrim and Fallout 3. Meanwhile, Nazir wasn't even one of the three most memorable characters from Skyrim's shitty Dark Brotherhood, let alone on Lucien's level. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 30, 2019 Author Share Posted May 30, 2019 All I remember really was Babette, Cicero, and the cranky old guy It's the best Skyrim guild questline, but what is that saying? It felt like they were just trying to cheaply copy Oblivion's yet it wasn't even half was memorable. Killing the Emperor and killing the mean Orphan matron were the only memorable things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 30, 2019 Author Share Posted May 30, 2019 Oh and evil Lorgar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 A questline about assassinating the emperor for a member of the Elder Council was a really cool idea, too. But none of the missions not directly related to that were very fun or memorable, especially without bonuses. And the lack of stuff like the Black Hand and the Wrath of Sithis made the DB feel somewhat boring and un-mysterious. The ghost of Lucien Lachance as a summonable follower was pretty sweet, though. I loved how much unique dialogue he had for all the places you could travel. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 I did like the stuff with the gourmet, though killing him by the lake was meh. The mission after was cool tho. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 30, 2019 Author Share Posted May 30, 2019 Please Todd if your listening make the guild quests like Oblivion's- *bang Balrog falls over* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 But yea, pretty much the only memorable people were Cicero, Babette for pedo bait really, and... the werewolf I guess was cool. I did like him. His wife was a dumb bitch tho. I usually just kill her now, and kill the khajiit because Racism, and free the others. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 I think I might’ve killed that bitch of s mom too. In fact, I don’t know if I freed any of them last time they were all kinda shitty. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 7 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I did like the stuff with the gourmet, though killing him by the lake was meh. The mission after was cool tho. Most of the emperor stuff was pretty good. I liked all the cloak and dagger meetings with Motierre in that old ruin, poisoning Mede’s body double, and crashing the wedding (even if that one was a bit underwhelming). Chasing Cicero through the abandoned sanctuary was pretty cool too. But that was all part of one contract. As far as other contracts go, I have a hard time remembering any of them. Compare that to Oblivion which had an awesome main story but was also full of great and unique regular contracts as well. I really enjoyed the extra challenge of carrying them out in specific ways to get the unique bonuses. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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