Celan Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 At the Canadian border: Guard: Do you have any guns at home, ma'am? Me: Yes, I do. I don't have any with me. What I wanted to say: Let me explain to you about the 2nd Amendment to the US Constitution. What the guard would have said: Ma'am, please pull over into the body cavity search lane. He asked my BF the same question and he said no, then the guy asked how he could not have any guns since I said I had some. Because we don't live together, duh?? Then he asked us how we know each other. Fucking nosy Canadians. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 He’s black, of course they asked how you know each other lol. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: He’s black, of course they asked how you know each other lol. I was driving the car, maybe he thought some white woman in a Cadillac had kidnapped the nice black man who doesn't own guns and was trafficking him to Canada. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 GET OUT 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 27, 2019 Author Share Posted May 27, 2019 6 minutes ago, Celan said: At the Canadian border: Guard: Do you have any guns at home, ma'am? Me: Yes, I do. I don't have any with me. What I wanted to say: Let me explain to you about the 2nd Amendment to the US Constitution. What the guard would have said: Ma'am, please pull over into the body cavity search lane. He asked my BF the same question and he said no, then the guy asked how he could not have any guns since I said I had some. Because we don't live together, duh?? Then he asked us how we know each other. Fucking nosy Canadians. Can't be too careful with you louts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Somebody save this nigga EH! "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: GET OUT Must be he saw that movie one too many times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: Can't be too careful with you louts. Bitch please we’d probably help curve your moose problem on our way to visiting your two whole tourist attractions. 1 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Just now, Celan said: Must be he saw that movie one too many times. was a good ass movie "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Now that I think about it, he probably suspected us because we were in that pimp ass ride. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Celan said: Now that I think about it, he probably suspected us because we were in that pimp ass ride. Lol yall would fit the bill for drug dealers. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Oh, he also said: "If I opened the trunk, what would I find there?" I don't know how I managed to play that one straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Just now, Celan said: Oh, he also said: "If I opened the trunk, what would I find there?" I don't know how I managed to play that one straight. Damn, how bad does he think Americans want to go up there? Canada ain’t worth that much fuss. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 27, 2019 Author Share Posted May 27, 2019 Just now, The Good Doctor said: Damn, how bad does he think Americans want to go up there? Canada ain’t worth that much fuss. I'll throw burning syrup at your face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 We got there mid morning and our room wasn't ready, so we went next door to IHOP. Guess how much it cost for 2 normal breakfasts, just some pancakes and greasy pork products with 2 servings of coffee. 88 DOLLARS 88 in that Monopoly money they use, that is. About 79 USD. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: I'll throw burning syrup at your face! Case in point. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 12 minutes ago, Celan said: We got there mid morning and our room wasn't ready, so we went next door to IHOP. Guess how much it cost for 2 normal breakfasts, just some pancakes and greasy pork products with 2 servings of coffee. 88 DOLLARS 88 in that Monopoly money they use, that is. About 79 USD. what??? They okie doked y’all so good. I’m sure they jacked the prices up or something. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 27, 2019 Author Share Posted May 27, 2019 Those prices are outrageous. I can get that for like 6 or 7 bucks here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 The American: Canadian prices are ridiculous. They charge you a fucking house payment for some waffles. The Canadian: That’s not true. Please come to Canada! We’ll basically pay you to take our waffles. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 I’ve had much more than that, paid for two, and it was never anywhere near that. Gotta be a tourist thing. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Niagara Falls is one big tourist trap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 If you're not watching HBO's Chernobyl, you really should. Includes some small roles from Witcher VA's- Letho's VA plays a general and Philippa Eilhart's VA plays a doctor in Moscow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 27, 2019 Author Share Posted May 27, 2019 Besides our cautious border guard, did you find the people of Canada agreeable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 1 hour ago, BigBossBalrog said: Besides our cautious border guard, did you find the people of Canada agreeable Definitely not who you are asking but there was this sexy ass Canadian chick out here like a year ago. I forget what state she was from but I think is was on of the ones in the middle. But I’ll never forget that ass! Brunette, blue eyes, pale skin, enchanting smile, thicc ass 11/10 would do again Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 27, 2019 Author Share Posted May 27, 2019 Just now, Centurion said: Definitely not who you are asking but there was this sexy ass Canadian chick out here like a year ago. I forget what state she was from but I think is was on of the ones in the middle. But I’ll never forget that ass! Brunette, blue eyes, pale skin, enchanting smile, thicc ass 11/10 would do again It's called a Province not a State But i'm glad you like our women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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