Centurion Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 9 hours ago, The Good Doctor said: The children of Kyne are measured by their death, not their life. If a shred of honor yet remains in him, then a seat may wait empty in the Hall of Valor. I mean, it’ll be at the mer-fucking degenerates table where he’ll have to sit with Torygg and Potema, but hey, still a Nord. What bigger betrayal of honor is there than laying with the enemy? At this rate he may as well grow old and die peacefully in bed. Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 28 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I haven't been interested in playing DS3 in over a year Whens the last time you saw me even comment or look at the souls thread lol. There’s only one thing that can save Mundus... @BigBossBalrog you must finally. Duel. Colonel. In. DS3!!! Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 And so the wheel turns upon the last darksouls player 3 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 (edited) Never would I have thought of Balrog as our savior, these are dark times. Be blessed Balrog, Fear not the Bee my friend and let the feast begin. Edited January 24, 2021 by TheCzarsHussar 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 *Stands up* So at the end of my journey, I must forsake my vows as a Warrior of the Sun and clash blades to save Colonel's soul from Elfdom. *Draws blade* I challenge you, servant of Kaathe! Face me with your steel! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Next he’ll be talking about long live the empire and how the minutemen and railroad are the best factions 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said: *Stands up* So at the end of my journey, I must forsake my vows as a Warrior of the Sun and clash blades to save Colonel's soul from Elfdom. *Draws blade* I challenge you, servant of Kaathe! Face me with your steel! It won't be easy, but I will train you my son. Only a Darkwraith has the skill to overthrow a Darkwraith, and I have thrown down Colonel many'a time. Forsake the sun, if only to draw upon mine power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ColonelKillaBee Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 3 hours ago, BigBossBalrog said: *Stands up* So at the end of my journey, I must forsake my vows as a Warrior of the Sun and clash blades to save Colonel's soul from Elfdom. *Draws blade* I challenge you, servant of Kaathe! Face me with your steel! For realizes? "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 3 hours ago, TheCzarsHussar said: It won't be easy, but I will train you my son. Only a Darkwraith has the skill to overthrow a Darkwraith, and I have thrown down Colonel many'a time. Forsake the sun, if only to draw upon mine power. Nigga you beat me once on DS3 how many times did I clap you on bloodborne not to mention it was a year into my Bloodborne obsession when I’d basically stopped playing DS3... "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 6 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Nigga you beat me once on DS3 how many times did I clap you on bloodborne not to mention it was a year into my Bloodborne obsession when I’d basically stopped playing DS3... I beat you every time we dueled in 3 lol. I think you might have beat Nick once And I've never bragged about my Bloodborne pvp skills, I'm the least skilled at it's pvp compared to all the others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 In other news, we've all been exposed to Rona' so it's wait and see if we caught it. Cant tell you guys how worried I am for my grandmother, she already has moderate asthma. I know from a pal in Finland how bad Rona hits folks with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 6 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said: For realizes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted January 24, 2021 Author Share Posted January 24, 2021 If Colonel and Balrog duel, it’ll be the biggest event of the year for me. Screw the Super Bowl. And y’all better livestream this shit. I’ll be grilling, making salsa, inviting over people who don’t even know who you are or why one of you calls himself a Balrog, taking bets, making elf jokes, not special distancing... It’s gonna be a party. 4 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 It's going down like this elf-lover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 12 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: If Colonel and Balrog duel, it’ll be the biggest event of the year for me. Screw the Super Bowl. And y’all better livestream this shit. I’ll be grilling, making salsa, inviting over people who don’t even know who you are or why one of you calls himself a Balrog, taking bets, making elf jokes, not special distancing... It’s gonna be a party. I was gonna say the same thing last night Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 53 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: It's going down like this elf-lover. Are you saying Colonel's big black ass is gonna pummel you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: Are you saying Colonel's big black ass is gonna pummel you? Colonel's the one who cares about his locks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 1 hour ago, BigBossBalrog said: Colonel's the one who cares about his locks Is this a yes tho or a no "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Because I gotta know if I'm redownloading this and brushing up on my skills in the arena or nah "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 6 hours ago, TheCzarsHussar said: I beat you every time we dueled in 3 lol. I think you might have beat Nick once And I've never bragged about my Bloodborne pvp skills, I'm the least skilled at it's pvp compared to all the others. We dueled Once That was it, lol. We DID duel plenty in Bloodborne tho "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 (edited) This is most definitely happening lmao. Make a twitch if you don’t have one and get ready to stream for us If balrog wins, Colonel must renounce his love for the elf and acknowledge that he has been swayed by elf magic from the path of the true nord If Colonel wins, balrog + centurion must acknowledge that elf pussy is better the good human pussy and acknowledge that colonel is in fact still a true nord Edited January 25, 2021 by Centurion Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, Centurion said: This is most definitely happening lmao. Make a twitch if you don’t have one and get ready to stream for us If balrog wins, Colonel must renounce his love for the elf and acknowledge that he has been swayed by elf magic from the path of the true nord If Colonel wins, balrog + centurion must acknowledge that elf pussy is better the good human pussy and acknowledge that colonel is in fact still a true nord How dare you even consider dishonoring your wife in that manner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: How dare you even consider dishonoring your wife in that manner Bro you’s a bitch Its not about pussy, and I’m not vouching for just any elf. I love this one elf duel or no duel you’ll all just have to accept that. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Tho yes, I am not only still a true Nord, I’m the truest Nord here. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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