TheCzarsHussar Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 This cocky dude invaded me in the Grand Archives with a fucking katana, he throws shit at me in the fight, tell tell calling me shit. Meanwhile I sent him running at least four times and while he chugged estus I used Welcome gesture at him. It had to have pissed him off because he got sloppy and I beat his ass, earned himself that good ol point down. Halberd>katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Just got Platoon live fire the week after next and then Lightning Forge after the 4th of July block leave and then I should be done with field problems until November! But who actually knows lol, just a couple more weeks until some normalcy is returned Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 3 hours ago, Centurion said: Still got a big ole cut in it, but I rubbed some chaw in the wound and beat my chest a couple times while calling a couple POGs a “flock of pussies” so it’s all good Woooow I totally missed the post earlier with the blood n shit and you stabbing yourself with your BAYONET HOLY CHRIST DUDE YOU NEED THAT FOR GAMING AND JERKING OFF, BE MORE CAREFUL. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 BTW Centurion, dont know if you can say anything, but are you boys on alert or something? Ready to deploy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 14 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: BTW Centurion, dont know if you can say anything, but are you boys on alert or something? Ready to deploy? Lmao no? Why would we be on alert? Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 59 minutes ago, Centurion said: Lmao no? Why would we be on alert? A girl wid allll the ass just walked by and the squad all hands on deck 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, Centurion said: Lmao no? Why would we be on alert? Just curious, said things were hectic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 24, 2018 Author Share Posted May 24, 2018 For a second there I thought I missed some news on Little Rocket Man today or something. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Just curious, said things were hectic. That’s just the Army lmao, we are getting all our certifications done. After we get back from our JRTC rotation in Polk this December we will be the most ready unit in the Army tho Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 (edited) 43 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Woooow I totally missed the post earlier with the blood n shit and you stabbing yourself with your BAYONET HOLY CHRIST DUDE YOU NEED THAT FOR GAMING AND JERKING OFF, BE MORE CAREFUL. LMAO DONT WORRY IT WAS MY LEFT HAND! MEAT TENDERIZING IS STILL FUNCTIONAL, tho I gots me a female for that so I’d be good anyway! Edited May 24, 2018 by Centurion Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 @ColonelKillaBee I'm finally going to watch Highlander, hold your breath because I'm going to give an opinion at the film's end >:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 What the fuck is this movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 A ballin ass movie, lol. Watch it for the Kurgen if nothing else. You jackoffs cant claim to be nerds if you haven’t seen and love this movie. ”There can be only one!” It’s like the nerd mating call. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: A ballin ass movie, lol. Watch it for the Kurgen if nothing else. You jackoffs cant claim to be nerds if you haven’t seen and love this movie. ”There can be only one!” It’s like the nerd mating call. Im not impressed with the protagonist, you're hyping Kurgan up a lot. Maybe he'll carry this through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 @BigBossBalrog http://gamercrunch.tumblr.com/post/174208152581/in-honor-of-dark-souls-remastered-release-via 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 2 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said: @BigBossBalrog http://gamercrunch.tumblr.com/post/174208152581/in-honor-of-dark-souls-remastered-release-via Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Can’t remember if I told y’all, but y’all remember that hot millionaire daughter me and my buddy met on St. Patty’s day? Well, her and my best bro are getting married in December... and she’s coming out here from July to September.... and buying a 3.2 million dollar house on the North Shore of Oahu.... and she bought him a 2019 ZO6 Corvette last week when she was here.... and she said I could live with them at her 3.2 million dollar house SO IM GETTING OUT OF THE BARRACKS LMAOOOO 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Centurion said: Can’t remember if I told y’all, but y’all remember that hot millionaire daughter me and my buddy met on St. Patty’s day? Well, her and my best bro are getting married in December... and she’s coming out here from July to September.... and buying a 3.2 million dollar house on the North Shore of Oahu.... and she bought him a 2019 ZO6 Corvette last week when she was here.... and she said I could live with them at her 3.2 million dollar house SO IM GETTING OUT OF THE BARRACKS LMAOOOO I guess you really did seduce them with your ranger panties, good god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 24, 2018 Author Share Posted May 24, 2018 That’s it. I’m joining the fucking Army. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witchking of Angmar Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 11 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: That’s it. I’m joining the fucking Army. Only to get stationed in Alaska or Afghanistan. Power corrupts, absolute power... is a whole lot of fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 43 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: That’s it. I’m joining the fucking Army. Lmao, trust me, this little brief moment of totally awesomeness isn’t worth the suck Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 24, 2018 Author Share Posted May 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, Centurion said: Lmao, trust me, this little brief moment of totally awesomeness isn’t worth the suck I’ve heard. There is too much money and beautiful women in the world outside the Army for me to put up with the shit you guys do for the chance at some. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Didn’t she let you all grope her or something? Them millions tho... 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Wait she let you motorboat her cooch! And he married her??? Them millions t- Nah fuck that. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 24, 2018 Author Share Posted May 24, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Wait she let you motorboat her cooch! And he married her??? Them millions t- Nah fuck that. Shit I forgot about that part. Agreed. And lol, it’s only been a couple months. That girl is freaking quick. 2 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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