ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 13 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Since Colonel is thirsty lets ask which character would give the best head, but list only horrible choices. This sounds potentially pretty gay. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: This sounds potentially pretty gay. That would dry your thirst up real quick, but not what I had in mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 You don’t to dry thirst, you quench it, and unless you have a vagina and a fat ass, that won’t be left to you... sorry dude... "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 What came first the chicken or the egg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 3 hours ago, BTCollins said: If anyone is curious what Morane looks like, this picture is pretty close to what I imagined. Edit: fyi the pic is one of the PoE II companion character portraits in case anyone was curious Xoti is pretty cool but the hick accent is kind of distracting. Like I didn't expect my PoE priestess to sound like she came from backwoods Kentucky. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTC Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Celan said: Xoti is pretty cool but the hick accent is kind of distracting. Like I didn't expect my PoE priestess to sound like she came from backwoods Kentucky. lol I will say I generally like when fantasy worlds have more than the standard English accent. Lord knows our world has a shit ton. Though I imagine it definitey takes some getting used to when playing in a game with such a character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, Celan said: Xoti is pretty cool but the hick accent is kind of distracting. Like I didn't expect my PoE priestess to sound like she came from backwoods Kentucky. lol That sounds pretty hot actually. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTC Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Our poll could be something along the lines of "what fantasy class would you choose" or "what fantasy class would you be best suited for" With things like bard, ranger, wizard, fighter, etc. available. Don't know how many options we can have on polls though. And it might just be a topic better suited to discussion than to a poll 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Man I used to think Dragons Age Combat was slightly archaic this...it's not bad certainly just quite different from what i'm used too. Rolling a Pal and just got to the Port. Impressed though otherwise. Really makes me feel like im playing a DnD session. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, BTCollins said: Our poll could be something along the lines of "what fantasy class would you choose" or "what fantasy class would you be best suited for" With things like bard, ranger, wizard, fighter, etc. available. Don't know how many options we can have on polls though. And it might just be a topic better suited to discussion than to a poll I hate how beards are almost always sissy rogues with no armor. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I hate how beards are almost always sissy rogues with no armor. Doc wouldn't like that, don't insult the mighty beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Rofl fucking autocorrect "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTC Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 (edited) Well Colonel you would just have to be a bard that isn't a rogue with lots of armor. Like Baldur. Though I always imagined that if a bard were to be like a rogue and steal things, instead of picking pockets like a rogue, a bard would be a con man or snake oil salesman. Charm people out of their money Edited May 10, 2018 by BTCollins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Lol I know I’m just saying I don’t like that that’s how they’re typically portrayed in fantasy. Like because you’re charming and can make songs you can barely lift your fists lol and have to talk your way out of fighting. Like Donkey in Shrek. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 This is so fucking bad Almost makes me never want Hardee’s again... almost. https://mobile.twitter.com/Hardees/status/983695967118602240/video/1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: This is so fucking bad Almost makes me never want Hardee’s again... almost. https://mobile.twitter.com/Hardees/status/983695967118602240/video/1 Pretty cringey but nothing will ever beat this, 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 That’s a really old meme too "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTC Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: This is so fucking bad Almost makes me never want Hardee’s again... almost. https://mobile.twitter.com/Hardees/status/983695967118602240/video/1 What the fuck is this bullshit. The most cliched flyover state images? That one dude was wearing a wolf sweater. And shitty autotuned country music? I feel like I need to construct a sensory deprivation tank, except instead of of blocking everything out, it completely surrounds me with good country music so that song is purged from my brain permanently Thank god for Whataburger so I don't have to eat at Hardee's 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 I never heard of either of them. Do you guys have Burger King in the states? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 I already don’t like country, so country auto tuned rap? Ewwwww. Theres a few country songs I do like tho. Like The Good Stuff, And my all time favorite.... "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTC Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 15 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Lol I know I’m just saying I don’t like that that’s how they’re typically portrayed in fantasy. Like because you’re charming and can make songs you can barely lift your fists lol and have to talk your way out of fighting. Like Donkey in Shrek. Yeah, people need to think of them more like irl musicians. You can have just charming guys, but you can also have like rough and tumble types that threaten to shoot people who don't put them on the Grand Ole Opry like Ernest Tubb did. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: I never heard of either of them. Do you guys have Burger King in the states? Of course. The only food chain to date that ever makes me literally sick. That double bacon sourdough burger they just kicked out bangin tho. Wendys is the best for big food chains imo. For their twitter account and burgers "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTC Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: I never heard of either of them. Do you guys have Burger King in the states? Nah I don't know that shit 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I already don’t like country, so country auto tuned rap? Ewwwww. Theres a few country songs I do like tho. Like The Good Stuff, And my all time favorite.... I hate this and you for posting it here 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Just now, BTCollins said: I hate this and you for posting it here I know every last word to this song. Jason Aldean go hard. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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