ColonelKillaBee Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 1 hour ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Kinda sad seeing only one faithful guy sitting on his throne. If Balrog was a dark souls character, that would be him 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 So uh, where am I supposed to go from the shrine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Make sure you talk to everyone, including him. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Wait I found the third level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 57 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: So uh, where am I supposed to go from the shrine? Firekeeper bae should lead you. After you do what she says, it should be clear. edit: Nvm lol "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: Wait I found the third level. This is where the game truly begins. Be sure to explore thoroughly and don’t be discouraged when you screw up. Have fun. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Pay attention to those messages on the floor, they can save your ass. Or, end it, lol. Use common sense. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Nah I already figured it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Pay attention to those messages on the floor, they can save your ass. Or, end it, lol. Use common sense. He’s offline so he won’t be seeing the vast majority of the actually useful ones. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 57 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Nah I already figured it out i know lol ^ "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 56 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: He’s offline so he won’t be seeing the vast majority of the actually useful ones. Ah right, like I said you should probably wait till you can get online. It's small but it's still a part of the souls experience. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 So I decided to finally rock Dalish for the first time (I think Celan recommended it awhile back) And Jesus Christ...everyone treats me different. It's an entirely new game, everyone's a fucking racist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Including the Dalish I like the lore associated with them, the gods and the like. But most of them are salty assholes. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Granted I get why they're like that, but they act like they didn't have a hand in creating their situation and like it was all the human's fault, and instead of doing something about it, they just hobo around Thedas, shooting at innocent people that have nothing to do with any of their baggage. Like, nigga. I don't have anything to do with elven hardships, but I know it's rude as fuck to park your tacky ass tents and land boats near my city in my woods and point arrows at me n shit for passing by. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 9 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Granted I get why they're like that, but they act like they didn't have a hand in creating their situation and like it was all the human's fault, and instead of doing something about it, they just hobo around Thedas, shooting at innocent people that have nothing to do with any of their baggage. Like, nigga. I don't have anything to do with elven hardships, but I know it's rude as fuck to park your tacky ass tents and land boats near my city in my woods and point arrows at me n shit for passing by. The first Dilema is your friend holding up some random humans (treasure hunters) and he's like "Yeah coldsteel, i'm going to fucking kill you shemlens" and i'm just like "Dude WTF?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 1 hour ago, BigBossBalrog said: The first Dilema is your friend holding up some random humans (treasure hunters) and he's like "Yeah coldsteel, i'm going to fucking kill you shemlens" and i'm just like "Dude WTF?!" Exactly. I get distrusting humans, sure. Humans are dicks. But damn, tone that shit down just a tad, Malcolm. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 I love the halberd so much. Just leveled up the strength enough to properly use it and Im whooping the knights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Is that the only halberd in the game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Nope 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 If you ever get as far as the dlc, they have one of the best weapons in that class for pvp and pve. They all tend to be pretty good if not for the simple fact that not a lot of people use them so the weapon moveset isn't as well known. Only reason I don't use them is theyre just not my style. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: If you ever get as far as the dlc, they have one of the best weapons in that class for pvp and pve. They all tend to be pretty good if not for the simple fact that not a lot of people use them so the weapon moveset isn't as well known. Only reason I don't use them is theyre just not my style. Don't have any doc thus far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 56 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Don't have any doc thus far. I know, that's why I said if you get as far as the dlc. They're both something you shouldn't bother with till endgame, imo. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Hours into the game, only now have I gotten angry. Only slightly, by the time of writing this I'm over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Hours into the game, only now have I gotten angry. Only slightly, by the time of writing this I'm over it. This should be good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 8 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: This should be good Just lost 2000 souls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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