Centurion Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: You can imagine my family’s reaction when mom brought me home. I didn’t look mix at all growing up, just looked white. Especially when my hair turned dirty blonde. Can’t picture that at all dude. Not happening lol. Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: No shit? It looks straight up black in the pictures. It’s more like dark brown, when it’s in the sun, especially my beard you can see it and strands of blonde still. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: It’s more like dark brown, when it’s in the sun, especially my beard you can see it and strands of blonde still. When I grow my facial hair it’s about 50/50 dark brown and bright red. Pisses me off 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, Centurion said: Can’t picture that at all dude. Not happening lol. Lol my features as a kid weren’t as, uh I dunno. Basically I looked different. If I find my military ID I’ll show ya. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Just now, Centurion said: When I grow my facial hair it’s about 50/50 dark brown and bright red. Pisses me off Mix friend of mine from high school has brownish red hair he keeps it cut low for obvious reasons. That shit looks hella weird. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 6 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Do you have any photos of it? Reveal hidden contents I have this hilarious photo when I was a little kid that looks like I'm staring at a fine ass, when I wasn't of course. A few laying around somewhere. My ma might have some. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 9, 2018 Author Share Posted March 9, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: A few laying around somewhere. My ma might have some. Nah don't go to that trouble, at that point it gets Dovah levels of creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Man, none of my pictures with the chin scruff show the color mix well Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 9, 2018 Author Share Posted March 9, 2018 Just now, Centurion said: Man, none of my pictures with the chin scruff show the color mix well Bow before me, my beard hair is already darkening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Lol I know there’s one good one of me when my hair was blonde, I think it was because of the sun here in SC, wasn’t used to the heat since we came from Germany. It looked weird as fuck too so I think it’s best it stays lost Maybe the sun bleached my hair or something. I do have other baby pictures of me though, realized I put some on Facebook: 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 9, 2018 Author Share Posted March 9, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Lol I know there’s one good one of me when my hair was blonde, I think it was because of the sun here in SC, wasn’t used to the heat since we came from Germany. It looked weird as fuck too so I think it’s best it stays lost Maybe the sun bleached my hair or something. I do have other baby pictures of me though, realized I put some on Facebook: He would later grow up to be the baddest bitch and then to make Dovah the bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Lol I know there’s one good one of me when my hair was blonde, I think it was because of the sun here in SC, wasn’t used to the heat since we came from Germany. It looked weird as fuck too so I think it’s best it stays lost Maybe the sun bleached my hair or something. I do have other baby pictures of me though, realized I put some on Facebook: Nah I can see the blackness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: Nah I can see the blackness Lol if you say so. The teachers were usually surprised when they found out who my mom was My cousins thought my mom adopted me lol. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 I bet you can see my blackness in the first two. Now that’s enough show and tell "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 9, 2018 Author Share Posted March 9, 2018 6 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Lol if you say so. The teachers were usually surprised when they found out who my mom was My cousins thought my mom adopted me lol. My great uncle was the opposite, when my mom was young she thought he was half black because how dark he was, from constantly being in the sun working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: My great uncle was the opposite, when my mom was young she thought he was half black because how dark he was, from constantly being in the sun working. Rofl I take it y’all don’t see that many black people where you’re at 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 9, 2018 Author Share Posted March 9, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Rofl I take it y’all don’t see that many black people where you’re at Shoot I said my mom when she was young, like probably toddler young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 9, 2018 Author Share Posted March 9, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I take it y’all don’t see that many black people where you’re at Shiiit, I'm living, in the words of my grandmother, in colored town. There are either just as many if not more black folks then whites here in Macon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: Shoot I said my mom when she was young, like probably toddler young. Ahh ok, I said some pretty fucked up shit when I was young too... Being in Germany all I ever really saw was white people besides my mother. Dad looked like me so, not dark at all. When I went to SC, mom left me with my great granddad who is kinda dark and I apparently said I didn’t want to stay alone with him because he’s too black My great grandad still, unfortunately tells this story and thinks it’s fucking hilarious. My preschool teacher was also Very Black, like crunchy black and it scared the fuck out of me as a kid. I cried the first few days and the kids made fun of me lol. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Now that’s enough show and tell Reveal hidden contents Speaking of badass guns, my new trigger is coming in either tomorrow or early next week. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Just now, The Good Doctor said: Speaking of badass guns, my new trigger is coming in either tomorrow or early next week. When I decide to get a new shotgun I’m gonna have you help me pick it out. Going for something with a pistol grip. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 9, 2018 Author Share Posted March 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Ahh ok, I said some pretty fucked up shit when I was young too... Being in Germany all I ever really saw was white people besides my mother. Dad looked like me so, not dark at all. When I went to SC, mom left me with my great granddad who is kinda dark and I apparently said I didn’t want to stay alone with him because he’s too black My great grandad still, unfortunately tells this story and thinks it’s fucking hilarious. My preschool teacher was also Very Black, like crunchy black and it scared the fuck out of me as a kid. I cried the first few days and the kids made fun of me lol. Holy hell that last part cracked me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 I had an interesting upbringing lol. I still remember how confused I was when I saw my great grandad. Poor old man. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: When I decide to get a new shotgun I’m gonna have you help me pick it out. Going for something with a pistol grip. I could give it a whirl but I’d probably have to do some research before I’d be all that useful. If you want to build or buy a rifle for any purpose, I’m your man. But I don’t know shotguns so well. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 1 hour ago, The Good Doctor said: I could give it a whirl but I’d probably have to do some research before I’d be all that useful. If you want to build or buy a rifle for any purpose, I’m your man. But I don’t know shotguns so well. Ah I see, no need for a rifle at the moment. Just want something with a little more omph than my 1911, for home defense and just for the fun of shooting it lol. For the former I'd rather have shotguns and handguns. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts