BigBossBalrog Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, The Good Doctor said: I’m not sure if there was a single race that was done better in Oblivion than in other games. Nords couldn’t grow beards, Orcs looked like Shrek, Bosmer became chubby hobbits, etc. This is what Cyrodiil does to you. Sod off! The Imperial voices we're the greatest...and the fact the Orcs looked like Shrek was so memey it was unreal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 4, 2018 Author Share Posted March 4, 2018 Gunmar's voice reminds me of the narrorator for the Rome Total War Greek intro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 14 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: I’m not sure if there was a single race that was done better in Oblivion than in other games. Nords couldn’t grow beards, Orcs looked like Shrek, Bosmer became chubby hobbits, etc. This is what Cyrodiil does to you. I don’t see the problem for any of these but the Nords "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 13 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Sod off! The Imperial voices we're the greatest...and the fact the Orcs looked like Shrek was so memey it was unreal. I will give you the Imperial voices. Back before the Thalmor had their balls removed. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 4, 2018 Author Share Posted March 4, 2018 24 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I will give you the Imperial voices. Back before the Thalmor had their balls removed. Think Mede drinks mead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Think Mede drinks mead? I think the Medes fazed it out of their diets a generation or two after Attrebus. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Pffft Nords are boring. The real fantasy Vikings are the Norscans. This is badass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Those look goofy as shit, sorry Balrog. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Agree with Celan. Goofy as fuck Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, Celan said: Those look goofy as shit, sorry Balrog. At least they don't look like anime characters like Nord Goku over here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 33 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Pffft Nords are boring. The real fantasy Vikings are the Norscans. This is badass. Call again when they learn how to boss around reality with their voices. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witchking of Angmar Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 I wouldn't really compare anything with any Warhammer universe since Warhammer tends towards the really extreme spectrum of things. Warhammer is in its own playing field. 1 Power corrupts, absolute power... is a whole lot of fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Call again when they learn how to boss around reality with their voices. A dead art Because they we're convinced by a hippie to leave it. And the Norscans actually have the balls to tame the wildlife instead of leaving it to the Giants. War Mammoths. Corrupted tentacle War Mammoths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 6 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: At least they don't look like anime characters like Nord Goku over here. My priest looks savage as fuck, and you know it "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: My priest looks savage as fuck, and you know it Dude that hair. He looks like a patient at a mental ward Look at those eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Dude that hair. He looks like a patient at a mental ward Look at those eyes. Right, savage unless you think “savage” means mentally stable and societal norm. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Besides, you just pulled a concept art pic out of your ass to make a case against all Nords to deflect from that over the top goofy mess you just linked "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Besides, you just pulled a concept art pic out of your ass to make a case against all Nords to deflect from that over the top goofy mess you just linked Norscans are aesthetic as fuck. Disciplined Norsemen clad in dark, heavy plate armor serving alongside corrupted beasts. Nords are boring in comparison. Blagh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Nords are boring in comparison. Blagh. You say boring, I say grounded. As Witch said, Warhammer is built on the premises of being completely extreme. But if fantasy quality was determined by how “out there” it gets, then Game of Thrones wouldn’t have been such a hit. Besides, the Nords and TES in general can be extremely wild and varied in tone and you know it. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said: You say boring, I say grounded. As Witch said, Warhammer is built on the premises of being completely extreme. But if fantasy quality was determined by how “out there” it gets, then Game of Thrones wouldn’t have been such a hit. Besides, the Nords and TES in general can be extremely wild and varied in tone and you know it. Moreso than their southern cousins. You wanna talk boring let’s start there. Even with all lore considered Nords far outshine Imps. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, The Good Doctor said: You say boring, I say grounded. As Witch said, Warhammer is built on the premises of being completely extreme. But if fantasy quality was determined by how “out there” it gets, then Game of Thrones wouldn’t have been such a hit. Besides, the Nords and TES in general can be extremely wild and varied in tone and you know it. Not canon Modern Nords I prefer Fantasy over grounded I love over the top nature of the Chaos Warriors and they took all of the negative Viking tropes and just put them into a blender, and said "fuck it, let's sell these models now!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 As Colonel said, it doesn't get more boring than fantasy Romans. Speaking of Nords, I watched The Snowman which got savage reviews but is an okay psychological thriller with some really stunning shots of Oslo and rural Norway. Directed by the guy who did Let the Right One In. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 And then even a lot of the stuff that does make them interesting comes from the Akaviri, so. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 4, 2018 Author Share Posted March 4, 2018 27 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Dude that hair. He looks like a patient at a mental ward Look at those eyes. That's easily based on the Britons using lime to spike their hair, while its not to that extreme I think the Nord looks badass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, TheCzarsHussar said: That's easily based on the Britons using lime to spike their hair, while its not to that extreme I think the Nord looks badass. The Priest thanks you for your good taste. Walk with the Snake always. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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