Centurion Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 6 minutes ago, BTC said: 👀 I choked on my pizza at this Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Y'all trying to work Theu to death Oh god, how many people tried getting him to drink mead on that ship, I feel like the Nords stopped listening to him after it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Wouldn’t it be some shit if all this work was for nothing and Theo’s entire line just anticlimactically dies choking on their own guts? Who becomes next in line? I nominate my boy Lord Bolton Traven. 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 1 minute ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Y'all trying to work Theu to death Oh god, how many people tried getting him to drink mead on that ship, I feel like the Nords stopped listening to him after it No court mage of Baldur’s is gonna be drinking water at his table get ready to nut up buttercup 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 28 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: What did Balrog do? Colonel caught it. Not sure if anyone else did though. 1 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 8 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: No court mage of Baldur’s is gonna be drinking water at his table get ready to nut up buttercup Y'all gonna have a piss drunk unhappy Theu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 1 minute ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Y'all gonna have a piss drunk unhappy Theu On the contrary, Baldurbrau may very well help him discover true happiness for the first time in his life. 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Y'all gonna have a piss drunk unhappy Theu Lorgar can't even get drunk, so he should be fucking grateful. His beastblood makes him very resistance to poison, which includes alcohol. No wonder the dude's going crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTC Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 (edited) 16 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Wouldn’t it be some shit if all this work was for nothing and Theo’s entire line just anticlimactically dies choking on their own guts? Who becomes next in line? I nominate my boy Lord Bolton Traven. Hmm, I’m not sure. No more Gaerharts, so it wouldn’t come from that line. Theo has his cousin Manis who is the ambassador to Cyrodiil but he more likely to end up a hostage or Imperial backed claimant than get to High Rock and make a claim. Honestly, the Traven line is the most connected to the current ruling family, and they would have the support of the Estermonts because of intermarriage there. At the very least, the Travens would take the Adrards’ place as the preeminent power of the four peninsular cities, though you’d likely have reversion to the pre-Theo east and west split, since no one over there has any allegiance to Traven or his family. Edited December 4, 2018 by BTC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 1 minute ago, BTC said: though you’d likely have reversion to the pre-Theo east and west split, since no one over there has any allegiance to Traven or his family That’s when Traven sends Lord Estermont to crack some skulls aaaaaand High Rock’s warring with itself again. Go figure. Best hope this cure works or we’ll probably be sitting out GW2. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTC Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: That’s when Traven sends Lord Estermont to crack some skulls aaaaaand High Rock’s warring with itself again. Go figure. Best hope this cure works or we’ll probably be sitting out GW2. Theo and his family dying and High Rock’s unity lasting all of a year would be the most Breton thing to happen. But like you said, this cure is theoretical, and dealing with Daedra is never goes how one expects. So I guess we’ll just have to wait and see what happens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 If you ever encountered a depressed drunk, that's how Theu is. Combine with how poorly he handles his lead is just something he wants to avoid. It's legit be cruel to make him drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 12 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: If you ever encountered a depressed drunk, that's how Theu is. Combine with how poorly he handles his lead is just something he wants to avoid. It's legit be cruel to make him drink We don’t consume lead, that’s those savages down south I assure you we use only the finest spices and honey in our mead. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: We don’t consume lead, that’s those savages down south That’s an interesting way to spell “milk”. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 And just like the real Romans, it’ll be their downfall 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Imperialcorrect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 This could be a fun discussion. What would it take? Let’s say, at the minimum. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said: This could be a fun discussion. What would it take? Let’s say, at the minimum. An Imperial soldier throws a bucket of garbage on High Rock soil. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTC Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 4 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: This could be a fun discussion. What would it take? Let’s say, at the minimum. A lot, actually. High Rock isn’t exactly in a great position to be sending its soldiers off to foreign lands while the royal family could easily die off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 12 minutes ago, BTC said: A lot, actually. High Rock isn’t exactly in a great position to be sending its soldiers off to foreign lands while the royal family could easily die off. I was thinking the same, actually. That’s why I asked. The alliance agreement was that they would ban together against the Aldmeri Dominion, and the Empire if it threatened one of them. So I figured that if Baldur hypothetically wanted to get the westerners to attack Cyrodiil with Skyrim, he’d have to either bait the Imperials into attacking first or orchestrate a believable false flag. But because of Theodore’s current unique situation, I wonder if it would take even more than that. Like a direct threat to High Rock. Can’t even begin to speculate on Hammerfell because while they seem more likely than the Bretons to honor their agreement, their current “Prince” is one of the RP’s biggest wild cards. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Okay so if the Bretons are high tailing it, then certainly, the redguards would attack if the Empire threw a garbage can in one of it's deserts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 no comment lol I was bluffing, though personally I don’t think I’d need to with the altmer south of their border. Not that I even would "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 18 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Okay so if the Bretons are high tailing it, then certainly, the redguards would attack if the Empire threw a garbage can in one of it's deserts! If there is one leader in the RP who I’d be least surprised to see this actually happen with, it’s definitely Sain. Like I said, dude’s a wild card. For all we know he’s crazy enough to do it for fun. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 9 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: no comment lol I was bluffing, though personally I don’t think I’d need to with the altmer south of their border. Not that I even would Lol I know. I brought this up as a fun hypothetical. I’m curious how Baldur would make this happen in a world where he wants it to. That favor from Naaf could come in handy maybe. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 42 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Lol I know. I brought this up as a fun hypothetical. I’m curious how Baldur would make this happen in a world where he wants it to. That favor from Naaf could come in handy maybe. Remeber Dales made Naaf promise whatever favour he does for Baldur, can't harm her Empire in anyway Then again, I don't think you can exactly trust the word of a sociopathic giant death lizard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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