Roleplayer's Off Topic Thread #26

[ColonelKillaBee]

So far the only one that seems interesting is miss 7 arms, 711

[ColonelKillaBee]

Racist  

[The Good Doctor]

Loaderbot not being a PC is downright criminal. 

[TheCzarsHussar]

10 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Racist  

Says the man who got offended when I said an Indian on tv looked like you

[ColonelKillaBee]

Kids these days cannot take a joke

2 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

Says the man who got offended when I said an Indian on tv looked like you

That’s not racist, Chucks are gross. Ain’t racist if it’s true  and female Indians ain’t chucks.

[ColonelKillaBee]

Sssssold

[TheCzarsHussar]

Just now, ColonelKillaBee said:

Kids these days cannot take a joke

Wooooooooow

[The Good Doctor]

12 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

Says the man who got offended when I said an Indian on tv looked like you

Yo how you gonna say that about a friend?

[TheCzarsHussar]

1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said:

Yo how you gonna say that about a friend?

Colonel can handle the burden.

[The Good Doctor]

7 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

Colonel can handle the burden.

Imagine being told that you look like an Indian on tv. Words hurt, Czar. 

[TheCzarsHussar]

4 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Imagine being told that you look like an Indian on tv. Words hurt, Czar. 

 

[ColonelKillaBee]

[ColonelKillaBee]

[Celan]

5 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

 

 These broads ain’t shit but I got this:

It was the Sea of Ghosts in winter and she was waiting to kill or be killed. She needed something to warm her up.  But she married him, so obviously she was more than satisfied. At some point, eventually.  I just can't see sex when you're that drunk as being too mindbending. Maybe we should ask @Centurion - or not.  

Speaking of Maggie and Witchie, I read a discussion of kindred sex in the VtMB reddit board that was interesting. In their lore, vampires don't feel sexual lust or pleasure because it takes too much effort to sustain human-like responses like flushed skin, arousal etc. It's a bit easier for kindred who have high Humanity points, they keep what's called "the blush of life." It made me think about how even with a really high Humanity score, how much work it would take for Maggie to sustain a sexual relationship where she wasn't getting any blood out of it. Possibly she responded to Witchie because his mana could help take some of the "burden" off so she wasn't as drained by it. And it goes along with what I've already said that she doesn't just go around sleeping with men for the pleasure of it. If she can knock them out in a few minutes, better for her.

However, the VtMB lore does say that feeding is a sensual act for vampires and humans both. They call it the Kiss, and humans who have had it crave more. So I suppose in a way even her human encounters are pleasurable for her, just not due to slot and tab. This would go along with what I wrote about her victims feeling drawn to her, which conveniently makes them more pliable.

Here's the discussion if anyone is interested, I'm quoting from the top comment.

 

 

[ColonelKillaBee]

1 hour ago, Celan said:

It was the Sea of Ghosts in winter and she was waiting to kill or be killed. She needed something to warm her up.  But she married him, so obviously she was more than satisfied. At some point, eventually.  I just can't see sex when you're that drunk as being too mindbending. Maybe we should ask @Centurion - or not.  

 

And Centurions not the only one that’s had drunken sex

But you can’t retcon their epic bang, @Celan, besides, they weren’t drunk! This was AFTER they woke up, lol at most she had a hangover  sorry, you can’t #Metoo this  they fucked and she loved it lol.

 

[ColonelKillaBee]

Plus, you’re not going to chase someone down in a war you banged and don’t even remember if it was good or not  nigga you not foolin anyone, she had it bad. They both did, as you’ve said before already

[ColonelKillaBee]

And I find the Maggie thing funny when you called me weird for wanting a vamp gf to suck my blood  glad VtM has my back on this one lol

[Celan]

1 hour ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

And I find the Maggie thing funny when you called me weird for wanting a vamp gf to suck my blood  glad VtM has my back on this one lol

Well... it is weird to actually have that notion.  

[ColonelKillaBee]

The next person to kink shame me gets written up. 

FACTS

[ColonelKillaBee]

So people are really up in arms over BL3 having memes lol  as if Borderlands was Shakespearean in sophisticating humor before in any of the three previous games.

[The Good Doctor]

The Big Dock Energy and New-U Skyrim ones are hilarious.  

And Zer0 has always done the face emotes. Best one I can remember is when he did a <3 to Rhys if we tell him he’s really cool.

[ColonelKillaBee]

That’s not what that is  

 

[BigBossBalrog]

So yeah....they showed an hour of Death Stranding gameplay. It looks pretty fucking wild. 

@Celan You can literally drink Monster Energy Drinks, so more advertisement for you 

[ColonelKillaBee]

Shameless product placement  

[BigBossBalrog]

8 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Shameless product placement  

If I was stuck in a post apocalyptic Lovecraftian nightmare I would want some Monster with me 

This isn't even the first time, it's been in a Kojima game, Peace Walker had the walkmen. Because even the war criminal Big Boss loves his Sony music tape, as well as his Gamer food