ColonelKillaBee Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Ok I googled him. Nnnnnope. That chin is so weak my God I wanna hit it. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 minute ago, TheCzarsHussar said: He looked like a bitch sure, but an 80's bitch. When I look at the old one, my first thought isn't "Faggot" Ya know what? Tou fuckin che. He looks like one a dem "lot lizards" Look like he knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. Chocolate flavored. 2 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 one is not like the other 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Wow, next to him the old one looks like a fuckin chad. 1 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 My mistake, they didn't make Chani black, but they did make her like, 12. Chani was young in the first one too tho. And if this was the only thing then I would give it a chance but Paul Atreides is a fucking Breton. 2 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Wow, next to him the old one looks like a fuckin chad. The old one's name became a killing word. The new one's name became a gay booty call. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 I feel like Disney directed this movie man. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 6 MORE DAYS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 5 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Paul Atreides is a fucking Breton Dont you be comparing them Bretons to that thing. Fucking mudcrabs got stronger chins then he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Running up and down the Telvanni lands running “errands” for the wizards is just as fun as it was with OG morrowind, but fuck Dratha lol so fucking many deadric ruins.... 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 20, 2020 Author Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 hour ago, TheCzarsHussar said: one is not like the other holy shit It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 9 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said: My mistake, they didn't make Chani black, but they did make her like, 12. Chani was young in the first one too tho. And if this was the only thing then I would give it a chance but Paul Atreides is a fucking Breton. Her actress is 23 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zendaya Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Paul Atreides was 15 in the original book. So it's already more faithful then that awful shit from the 80's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 20, 2020 Author Share Posted May 20, 2020 31 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Paul Atreides was 15 in the original book. So it's already more faithful then that awful shit from the 80's I haven’t read the book yet, but does it also describe him as looking like a sickly wimp? Because there are tons of stories with badass teenage protagonists who could take this kid’s lunch money. Robb Stark was 15 when he won his first victory against the Lannisters. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 4 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: I haven’t read the book yet, but do they also describe him as looking like a sickly wimp? Because there are tons of stories with badass teenage protagonists who could take this kid’s lunch money. Yes infact. He was described as being "very small for his age" in one of his first descriptions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 20, 2020 Author Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said: Yes infact. He was described as "Very small for his age" in one of the first few lines of his description. Fair enough. Hard to imagine this guy being seen as like a messianic warlord though. Unless he grows up first. I know the overall story spans years, so I guess there is room for that. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 20, 2020 Author Share Posted May 20, 2020 9 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I feel like Disney directed this movie man. 32 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Her actress is 23 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zendaya Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman "She began her career as a child model and backup dancer, before gaining prominence for her role as Rocky Blue on the Disney Channel sitcom Shake It Up" It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said: Fair enough. Hard to imagine this guy being seen as like a messianic warlord though. Unless he grows up first. I know the overall story spans years, so I guess there is room for that. That's the point, he starts off as a little princeling, and becomes a war leader in the span of decades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 It's the director of the new Blade Runner movie, which was pretty sweet, so I have the utmost faith in the dude's ability to make a good Dune movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 20, 2020 Author Share Posted May 20, 2020 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: That's the point, he starts off as a little princeling, and becomes a war leader in the span of decades Gotcha. Hopefully this actually happens in the show and they don’t make this kid someone we’re supposed to believe exudes power or authority. Because that’ll be a tough sale. 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 34 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Paul Atreides was 15 in the original book. So it's already more faithful then that awful shit from the 80's Look, I didn't read the books and I honestly never gave a damn about super faithful book interpretations. I've ALWAYS been the one here saying "I don't care, the tv show version or movie version is better". I don't care how they described him in the books, he's supposed to be a badass, a messiah figure. This nigga made it rain on a desert planet. This kid can't portray that, I'm calling it. 2 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 20, 2020 Author Share Posted May 20, 2020 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: he's supposed to be a badass, a messiah figure. This nigga made it rain on a desert planet. This kid can't portray that, I'm calling it. Yeah, I can’t see it either. Even if they are committed to making him a kid, it’s like they went with the weakest, softest looking nerd they could find while browsing high school chess clubs. 2 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Look, I didn't read the books and I honestly never gave a damn about super faithful book interpretations. I've ALWAYS been the one here saying "I don't care, the tv show version or movie version is better". I don't care how they described him in the books, he's supposed to be a badass, a messiah figure. This nigga made it rain on a desert planet. This kid can't portray that, I'm calling it. Well its an adaption of the books, not your shitty 80 movies He starts out as a 15 year old kid who watches his entire family die, and his life taken away from him and then devolops into the legend he becomes over a storyline that spans decades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 8 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Fair enough. Hard to imagine this guy being seen as like a messianic warlord though. Unless he grows up first. I know the overall story spans years, so I guess there is room for that. There's only so much that they can do... if you ask me, its more effective making someone who already looks like he's at the end of that road look like he's not, then progress from there. Give him a gay haircut or some shit, then get rid of it, use physical acting to show lack of confidence, then get rid of that. You know, the Clark Kent effect. But expecting the opposite of that is indeed as you said a very tough sale. Especially when the last Paul Atreides I saw was actually a grown ass man from the mini series. It's not fair to compare exactly because its two different points in the story, but still, it's jarring. And lol this is the icing on the cake: 9 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: "She began her career as a child model and backup dancer, before gaining prominence for her role as Rocky Blue on the Disney Channel sitcom Shake It Up" "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 20, 2020 Author Share Posted May 20, 2020 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: There's only so much that they can do... if you ask me, its more effective making someone who already looks like he's at the end of that road look like he's not, then progress from there. Give him a gay haircut or some shit, then get rid of it, use physical acting to show lack of confidence, then get rid of that. You know, the Clark Kent effect. Hopefully as he ages up they just get a new actor like Rome did with Augustus. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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