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Dead Pool- Who do you think will not survive chapter 4?  

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  1. 1. Didn't Make it in the other Polls Edition

    • Corio Adorin
      3
    • Endar Drenim
      1
    • Stalks-Deep-Waters
      1
    • Jadaka Cliff-Hanger
      1
    • Suri Falani
      3
    • Magalos of the Hundred Tongues
      1
    • Aenar Fleet-Foot
      0
    • Nahfalhaan
      4
    • Goblin Tim
      2


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5 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

I mean, did any of them actually expect it to go differently? XD Why would suddenly spiral now about something that was basically a foregone conclusion months ago?

Politics are encouraged by my teacher to be kept under wraps, but some of the outlandish shit two of my classmates say...

One's this annoying as all fuck Asian dude, the other's this weird looking ass chubby white guy, annoying but rarely speaks. In my classes I'm almost always the student to speak the most, answer the teacher the most etc. But this Asian dude beat me by a longshot with the talking, except he was a fucking chattermouth.

Other then that, when the elections in Georgia for our governor turned out not to be the left option, my college classes were fuming mad. I don't imagine this will be much different.

Quick edit: Chubby white guy looks like a bizarro Gabe Newell.

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8 hours ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

Lol now that Trump's acquitted I can look forward to my university class being absolutely pissed tomorrow.

There's quite a number of outspoken, passionate individuals who lean real far left :rofl:

I know a video that they could watch. It’s called Rules for Rulers. Might make cynics of them though.

After that you could introduce them to Diplomacy. :P 

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I have seen this copy-pasted on the internet a few times and it always makes me laugh. XD 

k, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you’re going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

Here’s why:

Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol’ American hot lead.

Basilisk? Let’s see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren’t looking at it–you’re looking at a picture of it.

Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.

And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it’s because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

Now I know what you’re going to say: “But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!” Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?

Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.

Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don’t think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort’s wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry’s would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let’s see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.

I can see it now…Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can’t be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:

“Well then I guess it’s a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1.”

And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

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2 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Did you use my link? Because I had no trouble finding it. Don’t even need to use the search bar, just scroll through the page a bit and look for the word. 

This is what I did, only because I couldn't figure out the damn search XD There was nowhere for me to actually type that in.

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