Roleplayer's Off Topic Thread #26

[ColonelKillaBee]

 

[ColonelKillaBee]

[ColonelKillaBee]

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[ColonelKillaBee]

[Centurion]

[ColonelKillaBee]

R-R-R-RIP

[TheCzarsHussar]

[ColonelKillaBee]

Just now, TheCzarsHussar said:

[ColonelKillaBee]

The best thing Stargate did was say "Yes, America. They WUZ in fact, Kangs."

Or pharoahs  Whatever.

[Centurion]

[ColonelKillaBee]

In fact considering that middle easterners as we know them today got their appearance partially from the mixing of their ancestors with that of Genghis Khan, it seems kinda silly to think that Egyptians all looked middle eastern and none of them fuckers, in Africa... were black, even when their statues and figurines have black ass paint on them (and not an undercoat either) and big ass lips and noses n shit  

But anyway.

[ColonelKillaBee]

Just now, Centurion said:

I don't believe in ghosts anyway lol, only demons, and they bitches that can't take it when they hear Jesus Christ, and I say that shit every time I hear something stupid or smell something bad, or don't feel like doing something so they don't stand a chance. Pay me nigga.

[TheCzarsHussar]

3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

In fact considering that middle easterners as we know them today got their appearance partially from the mixing of their ancestors with that of Genghis Khan, it seems kinda silly to think that Egyptians all looked middle eastern and none of them fuckers, in Africa... were black, even when their statues and figurines have black ass paint on them (and not an undercoat either) and big ass lips and noses n shit  

But anyway.

Me boi don't forget about the period of Greek dynasties where conaiderable numbers of colonists came from Greece and Thrace and settled in Egypt.

[BigBossBalrog]

10 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

In fact considering that middle easterners as we know them today got their appearance partially from the mixing of their ancestors with that of Genghis Khan, it seems kinda silly to think that Egyptians all looked middle eastern and none of them fuckers, in Africa... were black, even when their statues and figurines have black ass paint on them (and not an undercoat either) and big ass lips and noses n shit  

But anyway.

Stop trying to steal people's cultural history Colonel 

[ColonelKillaBee]

30 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

Me boi don't forget about the period of Greek dynasties where conaiderable numbers of colonists came from Greece and Thrace and settled in Egypt.

... years after it was already established and their culture distinct.

I don’t care what no one says, no one that gets sunburned after two minutes of sun exposure can claim to be friggin Egyptian.  it’s fucking absurd

[ColonelKillaBee]

Egypt was founded something like 3150 BC... 

Greeks settled in Egypt something like fucking 7 BC  

I repeat 

WE WUZZZZ KAAAANNGSSS N SHEEEEEET

[TheCzarsHussar]

8 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

... years after it was already established and their culture distinct.

I don’t care what no one says, no one that gets sunburned after two minutes of sun exposure can claim to be friggin Egyptian.  it’s fucking absurd

This man misunderstood my comment.

You went into how middle easterners look currently and I mentioned them European settlers during the Ptolemaic dynasty.

[TheCzarsHussar]

6 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Greeks settled in Egypt something like fucking 7 BC  

Ever since 305 BC them white boiz been enjoying settling in Egypt.

[ColonelKillaBee]

11 minutes ago, Daddy Solaire said:

"wuz"

Fuck you  

12 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

This man misunderstood my comment.

You went into how middle easterners look currently and I mentioned them European settlers during the Ptolemaic dynasty.

I did lol my bizzle. I get ornery when peasants speak in the presence of the [redacted] Kang.

[ColonelKillaBee]

[redacted] Kang is SCP 69-CKB

[ColonelKillaBee]

58 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

Ever since 305 BC them white boiz been enjoying settling in Egypt.

My bizzle, I was off by 298 BCs, and they were late by over 3000  

Anyway, the reel Kangs wuz the Aliens they worshiped as gods obviously.

[ColonelKillaBee]

[ColonelKillaBee]

And there's me, the guy that poured his dragonblood in the forge (oops) and whose face says "I literally just met this guy"

[ColonelKillaBee]

The blood of Hircine stirred at the impending loss of its host, causing this blasphemy in the halls of Ysgramor’s companions.

OOC: The Moonlight Tales mod decided to trigger a moon transformation right while I was fighting the ghosts of the Companions and honestly its kinda perfect.

[The Good Doctor]

3 hours ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

Ever since 305 BC them white boiz been enjoying settling in Egypt.

I don’t know if they’re enjoying it as much today.