TheCzarsHussar Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 I'm sick as shit right now, I helped clean my great great grandmother's antique furniture and now I feel awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 4 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: I'm sick as shit right now, I helped clean my great great grandmother's antique furniture and now I feel awful. Eat lots of raw garlic and rest alot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 9 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Eat lots of raw garlic and rest alot. Had a big bowl of chicken soup filled with garlic. Thanks for the suggestion though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Gin would’ve worked better bet you’d be jipper as fuck after that 1 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 15 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Gin would’ve worked better bet you’d be jipper as fuck after that I don't drink man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: I don't drink man. You should try it sometime Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 I certainly dont drink Gin, that shit tastes like concentrated fermented ass. But what's the key ingredient to all of Geralt's potions? "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Centurion said: You should try it sometime I've tried it, god knows I could drink if I wanted. When we first got the house in Macon, mom wanted me to drink the tiniest amount in a little shot glass to be symbolic. I was a little Bitch about it, had to be talked in to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Gin and some herbs is literally what my great grandad gave me when I was sick. Fermented ass, yes but it worked. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 6 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Gin and some herbs is literally what my great grandad gave me when I was sick. Fermented ass, yes but it worked. When I was young and got extremely sick, my mother fixed me hot tea from mullein and horehound. Even with honey that was the most bitter nasty thing I ever drank. But I got better that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Drinking memes Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 (edited) 15 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I certainly dont drink Gin, that shit tastes like concentrated fermented ass. Crown Royal tastes like someone is pissing Jack Daniels directly into my throat. Sky tastes like I accidentally grabbed bleach and Jose Cuevo tastes like regret Edited March 31, 2018 by Centurion Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 Friends suggest alcohol, takes an aspirin instead. ~TheBitchesHussar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 You should vacation to Europe sometime if you want some genuinely good liquor and beer. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Not to mention dirt cheap. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 6 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: You should vacation to Europe sometime if you want some genuinely good liquor and beer. If I ever can afford it, lit I’ll head that way... Plans for tonight... about 800mL of Jim Bean Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Knock knock Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Centurion said: Knock knock Get the fuck off my lawn! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: Get the fuck off my lawn! Always gotta be one 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 14 minutes ago, Centurion said: Knock knock Who’s there? * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 20 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Who’s there? Stephen Hawking Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 7 minutes ago, Centurion said: Stephen Hawking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 9 minutes ago, Centurion said: Stephen Hawking Too soon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 12 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Too soon... The joke isn’t finished yet Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 34 minutes ago, Centurion said: Stephen Hawking Stephen Hawking who? * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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