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    Roleplayer's Off Topic Thread #41

    in The Humping Horker: Tavern Talk

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    1 hour ago, The Good Doctor said:

    I’m in a lodge with bad internet and can’t load videos right now. What’s the scam?

    Muh mmo zombie survival that's blatantly ripping off several IPs. But somehow hyped up thousands of people despite no gameplay trailers for years and tons of delays plus fishy shit.

    At launch they had an insane number of players, like 30-40k. Only THEN did the majority realize it was a scam, shit asset flip game. With the studio going capsized and the heads disappearing with all the money.

    Roleplayer's Off Topic Thread #41

    in The Humping Horker: Tavern Talk

    Posted

    Man I love seeing the dumb argument of "Muh Imperials focused on saving the town and people while Muh Stormcloaks are selfish and only care about themselves"

    You dumb fucks! XD

    Why the hell would any of the captured Stormcloaks lift a finger to help a town that was cheering on their executions? Bethesda would be dumbing down the characters if they did anything other than flee the town.

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    Roleplayer's Off Topic Thread #41

    in The Humping Horker: Tavern Talk

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    Had a great bit of RP on my evil Henry playthrough.

    I was traveling back from a large messy battle, completely laden with expensive armor and weapons I looted. When, in the dead of night I was ambushed while riding up a steep hill. These peasants had blocked the road and swarmed me, I tried swivelling my horse around to retreat but because the hill was so steep it panicked and I was knocked off by a billhook!

    I tumbled down the hill and these batshit insane peasants were sprinting down this steep ass hill smacking and screaming bloody murder, chasing me as I tumbled into the ravine at the very bottom.

    A bloody battle ensued as they attacked me piecemeal, as not all of them made it down the hill and into the ravine. I just barely, by the skin of my teeth managed to slaughter all the peasants because they didn't have any armor. But then I was trapped at the bottom of the ravine, my horse was nowhere in sight and my poor hound was wounded and ran off into the woods.

    Now mechanically I could have just called for my horse and it would teleport near me out of frame. But instead I RP'd it as being completely separated. So my only hope was following the ravine's creek upstream.

    Eventually my hound came running back after me still hurt. So here I am, completely lost, no fast travel, cannot see my location on the map, RP'd no horse and badly wounded in the woods. I've had to survive off hunting hares near the stream with my hound.

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