TheCzarsHussar

44 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

 

Apparently someone's spent the four last years creating a fan animation depicting Noble Six Surviving Reach  (It's forty minutes long too) It actually looks cool, has voice acting (albeit cheesy voice acting), and seems well-animated. Going to be out in April.  

I wonder how the hell the guy's going to frame his survival

Noble Six got stabbed at least twice with an energy sword before the camera fades to black. Now that's not quite as lethal as a lightsaber (in the pre-Disney continuity ), but goddamn he ain't surviving the four or five zealots that rushed him.

29 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

 

Commander Niall is a badass boss for sure. With all that lightning and frost shit, he'd make a good Nord

3 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

I also did a few fights in the colusseums, won 2/4, much different there. People there can actually pvp lol vs the dunces I invade

Did you encounter the minority of assholes that powerstance spears and lances?

Powestanced Spears are doable with perfect reaction rolling, but the gigatryhards with duel lances are unbeatable without equal cheese.

On 11/15/2023 at 10:27 PM, BigBossBalrog said:

THESE AREN'T THE DINOSAURS WE HAD IN MIND CAPCOM

The Virgin Argonian vs the Chad Tyranno 

Wow. I've heard of furry baiting but never thought I'd see this shit

@BigBossBalrog You know what I would love? A Darktide type of Warhammer game but with the horrifying HR Giger inspired art that Rogue Trader began with, then immediately switched to punk British aesthetic afterwards.

Back when the Imperium of Man were the scariest horrors in the universe, making modern chaos look tame in comparison.

17 hours ago, The Good Doctor said:

Sorry I could only find this scene in low quality. This may be one of the oldest videos on YouTube.  

Just keep in mind that 1) the actor is Canadian, 2) the character is only 17, 3) they changed his voice to a way more normal one in a later game, and 4) this is somehow only the second worst voiced character in RE.  

 

 

Oh dear god that's bad

1 hour ago, The Good Doctor said:

His voice in the game is horrendously annoying. 

Never played the game he's in, can I get an example?

New leaked Resident Evil cutscene.

1 hour ago, The Good Doctor said:

Mage playthrough is eternal easy mode.  

Raya Lucaria would like to know your location.

If it wasn't for gravity spells, that place would be a nightmare 

1 hour ago, The Good Doctor said:

Absolutely. Would’ve been a fun time. 

Heck, I use to do Oblivion runs where I’d RP as a Mythic Dawn sleeper agent. It can work surprisingly well up to a certain point.  

How do you RP that way?

I rightfully shit on 2008 CW a lot. But I'm curious, what's your favorite episodes/arc?

2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Your posting his old render - of course he looks like a sleep paralysis demon 

While you're not wrong, and early 2008 Clone Wars model quality was nightmare fuel. I'm not taking that into consideration in that critique.

3 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

I prefer my Jedi in simple robes.

"Your faaathah was a good friend. These are my "limb cuttin" robes luke."

I can feel @Centurion and @BigBossBalrog rushing to their keyboards to tell me how retarded I am for liking the old design more.

With how absolutely sick Obi Wan's armor was in 2003 Clone Wars. It bothers me to no end looking back to 2008 Clone Wars and seeing him wear a stripped down shitty looking version of it.

He went from this.

To this

It never bothered me as a kid watching the series, but now that I'm a complaining adult, it does

Supposedly cut armors in Elden Ring. Take it with a grain of salt since I couldn't find these two with google searches.

1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Chris drains the horror anyway; he's too overpowered 

Why not just have Chris punch the jungle?

9 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Whoa! That’s new.  

Keeping in mind that I have not seen the Prequels in several years, my order for Star Wars movies and shows that slot into my "headcanon" goes something like:

Don't mistake me, I disliked everything to do with Little Ani. Jar-Jar is annoying as hell since George long since discarded the idea that he's playing the fool to hide in plain sight. But what's good in Phantom Menace is really really good.

The final fight alone makes a mockery of all the lightsaber fights in Disneywars.

11 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Great

Empire Strikes Back
A New Hope
Andor
Return of the Jedi

Okay

Revenge of the Sith
Clone Wars (2003)
Rogue One

Kinda Bad

Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones

A solid list, I didn't even consider Andor. I'd put it above Phantom Menace.

4 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

@TheCzarsHussar How would you rank the SW movies after this rewatch?

I haven't gotten to Revenge of the Sith yet, I'd likely place it above Phantom Menace.

Empire Strikes back.

Return of the Jedi, very very closely behind.

Phantom Menace.

A New Hope. Don't let this placement be deceiving. I do like the OG movie a great deal.

Attack of the Clones. Everything above this is firmly in "Great movie" territory. 

The Virgin: Lame AOTC force lightning vs The Gigachad: Genndy force lightning

Now that Attack of the Clones is finished. There's only one true thing to watch next. The good Clone Wars cartoon

I've continued my star wars binge, having previously stopped after the OG trilogy and Phantom Menace. I forgot just how fucking creepy Anakin is towards Padme in the second movie

Honestly, as much as Frank Herbert struck literary gold with the first Dune book. It gets very bizarre, very fast in the sequels. Lots of massive and long spanning scopes, lots of Morrowind esque fuckery.

Just now, The Good Doctor said:

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I know she’s supposed to play a bigger role in later books, but having only read the first, I find it really damn funny how Paul’s sister Alia is barely in the book at all (very brief passages in two or three chapters, maybe), then she just shows up for a few pages at the end, creeps the hell out of everyone, murders the main villain of the story, and then dips without another word and never shows up again.  

If this was the only book in the series, her entire role in the story would be freaking weird.  

To be fair, Alia of the Knife is freaking weird.