TheCzarsHussar

15 hours ago, BigBossBalrog said:

 

This is an absolutely terrifying detail 

Oooh so that means that war machine was likely used in the war against the giants. Since they were all wiped out but for one I that war 

25 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

and gave blowjobs to truckers

Yeah this was definitely the weirdest lore additions Crown of the Ivory King added.

I wonder how one of Chadahn's elite knights ended up in the Land of Shadows? Considering how all the remaining Redmanes are hard at work containing the horrors of Caelid in.

Just now, BigBossBalrog said:

And he uses giant Wickermen as living siege engines. How fucking metal can you be

Almost as metal as being a giant and riding a little ass horse

I bet even Godrick picked on him

Messmer is the kind of Demigod that Chadahn would have bullied in his school days

1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Messmer's apparently almost won his war, remember while the former became triple amputee and the later was fucking crucified 

Naw Chadahn would have Messmer with a side of red wine and broccoli.

Godfrey would use THE THUNDER THIGHS to jellify Messmer's noodle legs with earthquakes.

I can't wait to debate why Chadahn and Godfrey would still clap Messmer's cheeks in four months.

Messmer's knights are sick as hell

15 hours ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Doesn't count, skill issue, parried, riposted, well what is it?

1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Wickerman'd last page 

What'chu talking about, I just checked and didn't see that on the last page

New promotional art

6 minutes ago, Elden Clown said:

I am prepared and waiting all thanks to the fellow Tarnished with a golden heart known as @TheCzarsHussar (you furry you)

You misspelt "Colonel" before furry.

Lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOO, OOoooOoh Elden RiIiIIng

1 hour ago, BigBossBalrog said:

The Land of Shadow. Apparently it's heavily tied with Marika. 

YOOOO! That's neat, I hope to see other Numen too.

2 hours ago, BigBossBalrog said:

This dude isn't Rykard btw; his name is Memser and he's one of Marika's "Forsaken" Demigod children. (Maybe a bastard?) 

So is this within the Lands Between, a dream-realm, or another land that has a corrupted Erdtee?

Steam page has three new images too

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2778580/ELDEN_RING_Shadow_of_the_Erdtree/

5 minutes ago, Elden Clown said:

Sorry for so many but hype got to me, enjoy the many screenshots from the trailer peeps.

Let's GooOOOOOOoOo 

13 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

THERE ADDING ODACHI's (Japanese Greatswords). Another weapon type is a duelist shield, reverse sword grip shortblades, and "throwing knives" that turn all your basic attacks into range. 

There's probably another type that's a fighting stance

6 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

https://www.famitsu.com/news/202402/22335199.html

Someone did a quick translation and apparently Memesaki confirmed there's EIGHT new weapon TYPES coming. 

These Hands

These Legs

Great Twinblades

Ultragreat Daggers

2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

It's the board rider. Someone said there have redmane banners and are using gravity magic. 

Oh that's neat.

8 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Oh and the elite Redmane knight looked awesome too! 

The WHAT, send noods

Just now, BigBossBalrog said:

I also saw Bone Fists from D2, and new Aspects of the Crucible. 

I coomed when the player flew up with crucible wings 

Also I think the cut dreamer NPC is the narrator 

@BigBossBalrog That Golden Order(?) Musculata was fucking s e x y

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH