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Time travelling Tarnished: Steps on a Twig
Kenneth Haight the Grafted:
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4 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:
Prime Chadahn
You crack open a cold one with Chadahn as he reminisces about his conquests.
5 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:Godrick the Goober
You walk in on Godrick as he's cross dressing, before he screams and flees.
6 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:Nobody Expects the Rykard Inquisition
Naw you go to Rykard's pimp-house, where you have to fend off never ending waves of hussies and exotic dancers
8 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:Basement Dweller Morgott
You get runes every time you kick sand in Morgott's eyes.
8 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:and Pre Watch List Mohg.
No such thing
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Imagine if, after two years of cooking the entire area of the dlc is within that one cloud in the ocean
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Look guys, I just want to find the meak, sympathetic pre-grafted Godrick... And then kill him for the Elden Bling.
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1 hour ago, BigBossBalrog said:
BITCHES
Yés
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Just now, The Good Doctor said:
I gotcha. Never seen that joke.
Pretty funny since he’s one of the most explicitly and unambiguously dead video game protagonists ever.
If Disney made Reach, he would have been perfectly fine after getting half melted by plasma fire and stabbed several times with swords as hot as the surface of the sun.
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In other news, I once again cannot get over just how good the original Terminator movie is. T2 definitely is the better film, but god the first is insanely good. It's almost a shame that the franchise had a genre flip immediately after this one.
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18 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:
No way people actually think that.
It's a joke people use to say Six is alive still, that he's hiding in a cave
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I'll never understand the cope of "Noble Six is hiding in a cave", like bruh, leave some cope for us "Jorge is still floating in space alive" fans ;-;
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4 hours ago, The Good Doctor said:
But imagine if it was the exact same show, but titled "Batman".
The Butler
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1 hour ago, The Good Doctor said:
It’s like: "Batman" but the poster is just Alfred dramatically sitting in their cave. Even if the art looks good, it’ll be a little bizarre to anyone who knows anything about it.
That's the funniest fucking imagine
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The greatest thing I've learned in French is what they call burnt toast.
La pain perdu - The Lost Bread
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2 hours ago, BigBossBalrog said:
If only the show was good this whole time, no John Halo Master Cheeks.
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4 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:
But isn’t that still true even when he’s a super soldier? I struggle to see any difference between Horus swatting down Sgt. Johnson or Spartan Jorge. Both are heroic little ants who he can instakill with barely a thought.
You've a point there. I just find it an unnecessary lore change
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10 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:
Nah he's dead 100 hundred percent. Horus was able to kill him permeantly
I didn't know that, still prefer the old lore but I do accept it more now.
35 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:I feel like to Horus, the difference between a normal human and Master Chief would be equivalent to the difference between an ant and a pill bug to us. Being stronger can’t really detract from the heroism of confronting him if he’s still infinitely more powerful than either version.
That's the reason it was so profound, that this guardsman was nothing to Horus, no threat whatsoever. Pre-Heresy Horus would never have taken this insignificant normal human's life, that's why Emps snapped so hard at it.
That said, I do agree on that last point.
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8 hours ago, BigBossBalrog said:
Sadly, Games Workshop took a sledge hammer to the Emps TTS and destroyed it
Never forgive, they're in the BOOK for that transgression!
8 hours ago, The Good Doctor said:Your stupid Ollius Pious lore won’t matter when the Emperor gets his text-to-speech and overhauls the entire galaxy.
Praise Emprah
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7 hours ago, BigBossBalrog said:
He's semi immortal but not super human if that makes sense He gets his badass moment in the last book anyways...by being turned into red paste by Horus
The og lore was more impactful. That a no-name pissant regular human tried to protect his godlike emperor against Horus, being no threat at all and Horus just obliterating him being the final snapping point for Emp to thanos snap Horus.
Instead GW made this no name's sacrifice pointless because he'll just return in a new form and this completely normal human was changed into a super being.
It'd be like if 343 went back and changed Sargent Forge into an ancient human supersoldier stuck in cryo for a hundred thousand years.
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2 hours ago, BigBossBalrog said:
Or read all FIFTY books of the Horus Heresy
Actually don't because s single piece of lore was changed that all us nerds hate. Back in my day Ollius Pious was just some random, normal dude, not a superhuman immortal.
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1 hour ago, Celan said:
I'm not sure I'll be able to finish Asimov's Foundation series. I've really tried. I do love his short story anthology, Robot Dreams. They are really thought-provoking stories.
If you can find it, try The End of Eternity.
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18 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:
Why don't you read some classic sword and sorcery trash Some of the OG stuff is really fun.
The original Conan books by Robert E. Howard are really damn good, if you can get passed there pulpy quality. It has some amazing world building in the Hyborian Age (which is own fantasy setting between the Ice Age and the Bronze Age that combines all kinds of genres).
Imagine if there were audiobooks of Mako narrating them ;-;
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2 hours ago, The Good Doctor said:
I liked everything in this. The worm riding sequence is amazing. Villeneuve is for sure one of the best directors in the world right now when it comes to epic cinematography.
I'm only not watching that because I want to go into the movie as fresh as possible (I stumbled across the "SILENCE" comparison by accident). For all my shit talking and extreme displeasure in some of the casting, I'm still really hyped for the movie!
I also know it's entirely an element of the 80's, but I'm real curious if part 2 will have an ending credits similar to the original movie. There's something about it that I adore.
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1 hour ago, The Good Doctor said:
Yep. That film was basically like:
Movie: "Hey guys, you know how nobody likes the movies after Terminator 2?"
Audience: "Yes..."
Movie: "Wouldn’t it be great if we just scrapped all of that, rewound time back to the 1990s, and did something different instead?"
Audience: "Hell yeah!"
Movie: "Done! Welcome to 1998!" *immediately blasts child John Conner with a shotgun*
Audience:
Movie: "What?"
I vehemently choose to believe that either Skynet was prevented from ever coming to fruition at the end of T2 or it just loops back to the time travel from T1
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11 hours ago, The Good Doctor said:
Case-in-point, there was a lot of hype for Terminator Dark Fate because it promised to retcon all of the crappy sequels after T2 (it went on to replace them with something even worse, but that’s beside the point ).
Was that the one that literally killed John Conner within the first few minutes of the movie only to replace him with a girl?
Soulsborne Thread #11
in The Humping Horker: Tavern Talk
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It's also Kenneth Haight, just before he got contacts