BigBossBalrog Posted March 28, 2019 Author Share Posted March 28, 2019 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: What would that be like?? like candy land with infinite restarts but every second square sends you back to the last bonfire square you reached? And there’s only four bonfires on the whole fucking board and to win you gotta get the exact number of moves to reach the end, you can’t go over. Never played it. The models look super cool though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 29, 2019 Author Share Posted March 29, 2019 https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidthier/2019/03/28/sekiro-shadows-dies-twice-needs-to-respect-its-players-and-add-an-easy-mode/#318261e91639 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Ha Ha ha No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 "that even those who want a challenging game would somehow be lured by the siren song of lower difficulties and destroy their own experience because they're too impatient or immature to know what they actually want." uHH... Yea That's exactly what would happen for a lot of people. Exhibit A: Czar. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 The guy in that article sounds like a total pussy, especially at the end. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 15 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: "that even those who want a challenging game would somehow be lured by the siren song of lower difficulties and destroy their own experience because they're too impatient or immature to know what they actually want." uHH... Yea That's exactly what would happen for a lot of people. Exhibit A: Czar. Oh no you don't. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 29, 2019 Author Share Posted March 29, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 31, 2019 Author Share Posted March 31, 2019 4 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Game journalism summed up in a single image 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Finished the horsefuck valley gank boss in Ds2, decided I wanted to try my hand at them. Only took two attempts. Now I truly beat every single boss in Ds2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 The game media must look like idiots right now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 That was tense! "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 On 3/21/2019 at 10:45 AM, The Good Doctor said: @BigBossBalrog You do this on day 1 for every game you’re excited about. Give it a week. It's been a week, can I still praise or lord and savior Miyisaki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted April 3, 2019 Author Share Posted April 3, 2019 https://kotaku.com/an-easy-mode-has-never-ruined-a-game-1833757865 This is honestly starting to really piss me off, why the fuck should FROM include an easy mode? People like how there challenging and respect the player enough they know they don't need one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 The article doesn’t have credibility, but if it did, it lost all of it when it mentioned dying repeatedly by father Gascoigne. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 “With my chronic pain and fatigue issues,” Burford writes, “rapidly mashing buttons in games like Bayonetta or God of War can be physically draining,” and the die-and-repeat rhythm that FromSoft bosses like Bloodborne’s Father Gasciogne demand causes tremendous pain to accrue in his hand. I myself deal with occasional chronic pain that’s only alleviated by a brace. When I put it on, I am ten percent clumsier with a controller, making Sekiro ten percent harder. Can I rise to meet that extra ten percent? Maybe. Should I be expected to? That’s a different question. Some people with disabilities may not need adjustments, but that’s exactly the point: “Hard” means different things to different people. 3 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 He actually wants Fromsoft to restructure Sekiro’s gameplay for people with pain in their wrists? It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 21 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: With my chronic pain and fatigue issues What the hell is even that? 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted April 3, 2019 Author Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 hour ago, ColonelKillaBee said: The article doesn’t have credibility, but if it did, it lost all of it when it mentioned dying repeatedly by father Gascoigne. Never happened to me, but i've heard horror stories from people who don't know how to parry or take advantage of the environment for that fight. I sometimes get hand pains when doing a high difficulty in DMC and yet I don't bitch about it Just the quality of the game media these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted April 3, 2019 Author Share Posted April 3, 2019 @BTC Still planning to get Sekiro man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTC Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 6 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: @BTC Still planning to get Sekiro man Probably not anytime soon. I still have God of War, Prey, and Horizon Zero Dawn to play. Most of my free time I spend writing or doing other things so I haven’t had time to play video games much. Last time I did was like an hour of AC Black Flag and that was just ship combat, not any quests. I’ll have to wait until the summer to make any headway on those video games, much less pick up any others 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 19 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Never happened to me, but i've heard horror stories from people who don't know how to parry or take advantage of the environment for that fight. I sometimes get hand pains when doing a high difficulty in DMC and yet I don't bitch about it Just the quality of the game media these days. I suck ass at parrying lol, hell the first time I played I don’t think I parried him once. fire is your friend "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 12 hours ago, BigBossBalrog said: Never happened to me, but i've heard horror stories from people who don't know how to parry or take advantage of the environment for that fight. I sometimes get hand pains when doing a high difficulty in DMC and yet I don't bitch about it Just the quality of the game media these days. Overlooked the second part of this but yea, I can’t play games nowadays for super long amounts of time mainly because sitting for that long hurts my back, I’m used to being on my feet. I just take a fucking break and come back to it later, not moan about still being in the swamp before the Abyss Watchers because I suck and at the time continuously got face fucked by that humping goat thing. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 @ColonelKillaBee The Brotherhood of Blood arena is filled to the brim with cancer, sometimes it overflows and gets back at'em 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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