The Good Doctor Posted May 14, 2020 Author Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: And they were boring and ugly. Back then the Nordic gear was said to be enchanted with the runes of the witch-warriors of Skyrim. I mean, they were like 20 pixels so we couldn't actually see that shit but it was far from boring. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: Any armor is going to be fucked up by a poleaxe, mail, gay little fur armor, you name it. Hey, Bretons have their plate, Imperials have their segmented armor, Nords have their mail. It was just called ringmail back then to make it sound more Nord-y. Now Nords have plate, which I love since they're known for being good smiths of all sorts of armors and weapons, as well as your little mails n such lol. Best setup tho is bare chest, Conan style. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, The Good Doctor said: Back then the Nordic gear was said to be enchanted with the runes of the witch-warriors of Skyrim. I mean, they were like 20 pixels so we couldn't actually see that shit but it was far from boring. It loooked boring and ugly I don't care what the lore is lol I need to see the sexy. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Now Nords have plate, I'm talking about late medieval/early Renaissance levels of plate. The kind of full plate we've seen in Morrowind, while not expressly stated, that shit had to be Breton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Case in point, Nordic Carved. Sexier than any mail set, fight me. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 14, 2020 Author Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: I'm talking about late medieval/early Renaissance levels of plate. The kind of full plate we've seen in Morrowind, while not expressly stated, that shit had to be Breton. More likely Imperial. They were big on plate too. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Case in point, Nordic Carved. Sexier than any mail set, fight me. Better then any in-game mail armor sure, at least in Skyrim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, The Good Doctor said: More likely Imperial. They were big on plate too. From what we've seen in Oblivion, the Imperials had hard-ons for northern Italian style plate armor. Although this is Oblivion, in Morrowind the steel plate armor could have been intended to be Imperial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: I'm talking about late medieval/early Renaissance levels of plate. The kind of full plate we've seen in Morrowind, while not expressly stated, that shit had to be Breton. Old art representation isn't necessarily reflective of lore, especially when the games not focused on Nords and only really did in dlc somewhat. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 I like mail Under my plate, but thas about it. Also gotta have my furs. Furs and mail is ok too. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Old art representation isn't necessarily reflective of lore, especially when the games not focused on Nords and only really did in dlc somewhat. ? You mentioned Nords having plate armor, which they do. I mentioned it's more primitive than the plate armor we've seen in Morrowind, hell even Oblivion. Still like the way it looks though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Dark Souls makes the best plate. TES's designs for it has always been bad (I'm looking at you Steel Armor Oblivion) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: I like mail Under my plate, but thas about it. Also gotta have my furs. Furs and mail is ok too. The only fashion I think fur looks good in is Medieval Rus fashion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: ? You mentioned Nords having plate armor, which they do. I mentioned it's more primitive than the plate armor we've seen in Morrowind, hell even Oblivion. Still like the way it looks though. I don't even know what your point is anymore lol all I meant was that Skyrim's wide range of armor types including and especially plate maches better what was said about them in lore. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: The only fashion I think fur looks good in is Medieval Rus fashion. See, its pics like this that make me question any opinion you have on style "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: See, its pics like this that make me question any opinion you have on style For me the fur can't be the main part of the outfit, it's gotta be snazzy you see? Have it in the style of a noble and wear rich outfits with fur lining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Plate armor is disgusting and you’ll never change my mind. Pole arms can suck my ass. Mail armor is boring without other things integrated with it. #keepTESarmoroutoftgemiddleages #fuckyourobscurenoonereallycaresaboutweapons Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 14, 2020 Author Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: I don't even know what your point is anymore lol all I meant was that Skyrim's wide range of armor types including and especially plate maches better what was said about them in lore. Except for the absence of the unique shit like trollbone and witch-warrior enchantments. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Did the picture not load? I linked a picture with that comment about the clothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: The only fashion I think fur looks good in is Medieval Rus fashion. I puked in my mouth 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 And LOTR/Hobbit movie Dwarf Plate trumps them fucking all. Though most of it is mixed with scales/chainmail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, Centurion said: Plate armor is disgusting and you’ll never change my mind. Pole arms can suck my ass. Mail armor is boring without other things integrated with it. #keepTESarmoroutoftgemiddleages #fuckyourobscurenoonereallycaresaboutweapons Rofl then what the hell kind of armor do you like Mage robes? Nordic Carved is an intricate set of plate you know, and I thought everyone liked the nordic steel armor. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said: Except for the absence of the unique shit like trollbone and witch-warrior enchantments. I do like these. Also the troll armor mod is lit, if I ever make brund he'll be wearing that. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Centurion said: I puked in my mouth Not generic roman enough for your taste? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 minute ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Not generic roman enough for your taste? It's generic for a reason cause it looks badass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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