The Good Doctor Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I wish animals could talk so lions and shit could say humans are scrubs and only got to the top by using cheese tactics. Not our fault they treat Inteligence like a dump stat. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted January 20, 2019 Author Share Posted January 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Not our fault they treat Inteligence like a dump stat. Mages are fucking pussies anyway You go with a big sword, or an axe. Or you don't fucking play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 2 hours ago, BigBossBalrog said: Mages are fucking pussies anyway You go with a big sword, or an axe. Or you don't fucking play In the animal kingdom, the melee weapon builds are intelligence builds. Strength builds just trample you or use their claws and teeth. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Reminds me of bloodborne "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted January 28, 2019 Author Share Posted January 28, 2019 Apparently Ludwig's theme has lyrics (their in latin) Hunter, I say I will wear out, Vigor of Blood Lord of the Hunters, From beloved to forgotten The mind recoils plenteous blood Cursed, let the death come, Cursed by the blood Oh hunter, Blessed saintA honest death is like a blessing Let the death come for eternity (??) Plenteous Blood is lost He's begging the hunter to kill him Considering he's still fighting on the inside, and he briefly regains his humanity at the end, I guess Ludwig must have had a will pure steel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 I’d beg too if I looked like that. At least with a werewolf you look badass. That thing was gross mutant centaur "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted January 28, 2019 Author Share Posted January 28, 2019 8 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I’d beg too if I looked like that. At least with a werewolf you look badass. That thing was gross mutant centaur He's still a complete badass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Whatever Mr three strikes he’s out was basically my Pontiff Sulyvahn. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 The sword is nice tho, I enjoyed taking it. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted January 31, 2019 Author Share Posted January 31, 2019 Oh wow they finally fucking added horses. A proper Knight fight! Or ghetto Japanese Nameless King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 I would really like a non supernatural medieval souls game with big epic battles both in single player and co op. And also medieval tournaments. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted January 31, 2019 Author Share Posted January 31, 2019 11 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I would really like a non supernatural medieval souls game with big epic battles both in single player and co op. And also medieval tournaments. There's a sequence in Dark Souls 2 were you go back in time and get to relive a giant siege (complete with scores of human soldiers battling giants) it's pretty cool But that sorta exists already, it's called For Honor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 My very first invasion on ps4 at sl30 had the host ragequit. Im so happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 Killed a host and his two overleveled phantoms. Im so fucking happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted February 2, 2019 Author Share Posted February 2, 2019 Complex modding tools have finally come to Dank Souls 3 https://www.nexusmods.com/darksouls3/mods/310?tab=files There's already a community overhaul for PVE (Adding the Dark Souls 1 poise system, bringing back powerful magic and miracles, rebalance of all weapons and amor, restoration of cut content and a hell of a lot more) Hopefully we'll get Bonfire Mimics soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Hopefully we'll get Bonfire Mimics soon Put it at the center of Dark Firelink Shrine. That would fuck with so many people, and is the perfect place for a secret boss fight. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted February 2, 2019 Author Share Posted February 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Put it at the center of Dark Firelink Shrine. That would fuck with so many people, and is the perfect place for a secret boss fight. *Bonfire Mimic explodes, throwing the player down, as a cutscene plays and a fog wall appears* *The shadows begin to dance around, as a dark figure emerges from the darkness* "The Legend never dies..." *Cue boss fight* Giant Dad, Devourer of Worlds. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 I want this so bad. Give him infinite poise and a mix between nameless king's moveset and pontiff's "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: I want this so bad. Give him infinite poise and a mix between nameless king's moveset and pontiff's I say just do like with the Bloody Crow and give him a player’s moveset but make it insanely tough to overcome. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 Just now, The Good Doctor said: I say just do like with the Bloody Crow and give him a player’s moveset but make it insanely tough to overcome. Just as long as he does the arm raise thing when you die, and he gets a second phase where he dual wields zweihanders. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Just as long as he does the arm raise thing when you die, Definitely. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted February 2, 2019 Author Share Posted February 2, 2019 Someone made a mod in Dark Souls 1 that replaces the Bed of Chaos with a giant dad fight already 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: Someone made a mod in Dark Souls 1 that replaces the Bed of Chaos with a giant dad fight already I heard that fight was ass so this is an improvement "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted February 2, 2019 Author Share Posted February 2, 2019 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I heard that fight was ass so this is an improvement It was so ass Miyisaki publicly apologized for it. Lost Izlieth in general is one of the worst zones they've ever done, and it's a huge shame because the lore about the Chaos flame and the Demons is so unqiue, they deserved better.. At least we got these guys out of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 What would the RP characters' souls boss names be? Lorgar, Beast of the Abyss "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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