TheCzarsHussar Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: You can unlock skins for the Halo 2 and Halo Wars arbiter. And the five version is fucking badass. Any positives of Halo 5 is beyond outweighed by it's negatives. But unlocking his older skins? Hell that redeems it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: Any positives of Halo 5 is beyond outweighed by it's negatives. But unlocking his older skins? Hell that redeems it. Your damn right the Arbiter was awesome. Best part of the campaign. The guy is 1 v 3 assassins with just his sword and kills all of them himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: Your damn right the Arbiter was awesome. Best part of the campaign. The guy is 1 v 3 assassins with just his sword and kills all of them himself. Shit, you get the energy sword in the old games people feared you...unless they had a shotgun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 1 hour ago, BigBossBalrog said: The mother fucking guest character is the bloody Arbiter BTW I said the original I cant fuck with the new ones, even more streamlined than MK. Way too simple. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 1 hour ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Shit, you get the energy sword in the old games people feared you...unless they had a shotgun I always had a shotgun If I didn't, I was looking for it so I could lone wolf the rest of the game. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Well...there's Dead or Alive...but *shudders* I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole unless you want to go on a FBI list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I always had a shotgun If I didn't, I was looking for it so I could lone wolf the rest of the game. Fucker quit making me nostalgic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Welp I'm heading back into MK9, pray for my rusty ass. I'll need the help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 1 hour ago, BigBossBalrog said: Well...there's Dead or Alive...but *shudders* I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole unless you want to go on a FBI list. Lol I played it, not sure what you mean. There was a lot of anime boobs flying everywhere and shit but it was a fun fighting game, for the time. No yuri or kiddy tits that I remember. That time being when xbox 360 pretty much had nothing good to play but Halo 2 and Oblivion one of which wasn't even a 360 game of course. That was a good year and change into their release too. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Lol I played it, not sure what you mean. There was a lot of anime boobs flying everywhere and shit but it was a fun fighting game, for the time. No yuri or kiddy tits that I remember. That time being when xbox 360 pretty much had nothing good to play but Halo 2 and Oblivion one of which wasn't even a 360 game of course. That was a good year and change into their release too. About that....there's a certain character (MarieI think her name is) She looks like twelve (and the devs got super pissed when Western media attacked them), and you can pimp her out in bikini's like the other characters. She even stared in their "Beach extreme" subseries. Really creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Oh my christ... yea I played 4, she wasn't in that one. I can see why Western media attacked them. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 18 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Oh my christ... yea I played 4, she wasn't in that one. I can see why Western media attacked them. The best part was when they we're swearing she was 18 and that she "wasn't for western audiences" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: and that she "wasn't for western audiences" Of that we can be sure. I looked at her description. 4 foot 10? Really. I’m not even sure my coworker Elvia is that short and she’s damn short. 18 my fucking ass, that bitch is like, 10. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Jesus I had the difficulty at medium, that's why I'm sucking ass. I refuse to lower it though, finally beat lady Girl's ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Wait. Dammit autocorrect, I meant to say Lady Goro's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 You need to Git Gud and get Souls for PC. I'll even help you. Just got my mound maker covenant pass... 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: You need to Git Gud and get Souls for PC. I'll even help you. Just got my mound maker covenant pass... Look at you! Just a few years ago, I was saying the same thing to you, and your like "Nah the game isn't good and it aint for me!" Now look, a converted Souls fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 57 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Look at you! Just a few years ago, I was saying the same thing to you, and your like "Nah the game isn't good and it aint for me!" Now look, a converted Souls fan I never said it wasn't good, lol I said I wasn't interested in it and it wasn't for me Which at the time was absolutely true. Tbh the only reason a game like this appealed to me recently was because I had my fill of picking flowers and the like in Skyrim and missed the competitive side of gaming. I missed pwning newbs. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Also I think you missed where I was going with that post "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Just got my mound maker covenant pass... Gud. Guuuuud. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 12 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: You need to Git Gud and get Souls for PC. I'll even help you. Just got my mound maker covenant pass... Dark Souls doesn't track your buttons. Mk9 ai avove easy does, they block 99 percent of all attacks and do their own unblockable ones at perfect moments every time. Im done with MK9 for now, I remember why I stopped playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 59 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Gud. Guuuuud. Honestly the only time I'll ever use it is on Balrog. I like to be consistent. I'll go between Sunbroing and getting tongues for my mistress but dont got time for getting attacked by npc enemies when I'm trying to gank, or players when I'm trying to sunbro. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 56 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Dark Souls doesn't track your buttons. Mk9 ai avove easy does, they block 99 percent of all attacks and do their own unblockable ones at perfect moments every time. Im done with MK9 for now, I remember why I stopped playing. Souls doesn't need to track your buttons, the first time you fight them, they just shit on you anyway because WHY DIDN'T YOU DOOOOOOODDDGEEE "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 And then sometimes the second time you fight them too Fucking Frieeede. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Souls doesn't need to track your buttons, the first time you fight them, they just shit on you anyway because WHY DIDN'T YOU DOOOOOOODDDGEEE I plan to get the remaster but my 2009 pc can't handle it, so Im getting it for Xbox One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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