ColonelKillaBee Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 8 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said: "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 It's my little sister's first real game, (besides her leapfrog ones) and i'm making sure as her brother she doesn't grow up as a sissy 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 7 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: It's my little sister's first real game, (besides her leapfrog ones) and i'm making sure as her brother she doesn't grow up as a sissy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 minute ago, TheCzarsHussar said: That's creepy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: That's creepy I thought you were an only child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 @ColonelKillaBee I’m expecting hourly updates 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: I thought you were an only child I have three siblings 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said: I have three siblings Bruh. You the oldest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 She managed to beat the Asylum Demon in two tries, which is kinda shocking. She was able to grasped the controls pretty well, and she was actually paying attention to the dialogue and getting me to read the item descriptions. Stopped at Firelink Shrine, but she really wants to play more. Children are weird If a four year old can understand Dark Souls somewhat well, why can't journalists 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Bruh. You the oldest? Middle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: If a four year old can understand Dark Souls somewhat well, why can't journalists And this is her first game?? It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said: Middle. I'm so sorry. 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 11 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: And this is her first game?? More or less She's played some of those super kiddy ones on her leapfrog, but it's her first real one. Which is one hell of one to start with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 My god, this really just runs the salt in those journalist's wounds? A child, a heckin child at her age is doing better then grown ass men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 17 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: My god, this really just runs the salt in those journalist's wounds? A child, a heckin child at her age is doing better then grown ass men. And @Centurion. 4 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 57 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: And @Centurion. Fuck that game 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Centurion said: Fuck that game The game that my four year old sister did better then you and journalists at To be fair to Centurion it was Dark Souls 3, and the tutorial boss in that has a way more elaborate moveset then the Asylum Demon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 Oh yeah, I was just kidding. The tutorial boss of DS3 is way tougher than in the first game. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 hours ago, BigBossBalrog said: She managed to beat the Asylum Demon in two tries, which is kinda shocking. She was able to grasped the controls pretty well, and she was actually paying attention to the dialogue and getting me to read the item descriptions. Stopped at Firelink Shrine, but she really wants to play more. Children are weird If a four year old can understand Dark Souls somewhat well, why can't journalists That’s impressive, won’t lie. Then again, she’s asian 3 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: That’s impressive, won’t lie. Then again, she’s asian And Scottish. The demon probably got off easy. 2 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 I toughened my brother by ruthlessly whipping him on halo, usually guardian so he’d leave me alone and stop asking to play my game One time he was making a hella lot of noise and mom came in talking mad shit while I was on live because he was crying like a bitch, so I had me n Tijhan set up a map in forge mode then loaded it up in custom games. It was sand trap... we set the spawn so that he would specifically load up in a room, a sort of one round juggernaut, set him on his own team, then when he went through the teleporters, it either 1, sent him over that hole in the middle of the map into the bottom chamber where constant explosions went off from two explosives dropping from up top, or the other lead to our kill zone where we killed him with tanks, choppers, etc. Best part, he was crying and mom came in and I just said he was mad because he was losing which wasn’t our fault. She told him he can’t get mad if he’s not winning and that he just had to get better at the game 3 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I toughened my brother by ruthlessly whipping him on halo, usually guardian so he’d leave me alone and stop asking to play my game One time he was making a hella lot of noise and mom came in talking mad shit while I was on live because he was crying like a bitch, so I had me n Tijhan set up a map in forge mode then loaded it up in custom games. It was sand trap... we set the spawn so that he would specifically load up in a room, a sort of one round juggernaut, set him on his own team, then when he went through the teleporters, it either 1, sent him over that hole in the middle of the map into the bottom chamber where constant explosions went off from two explosives dropping from up top, or the other lead to our kill zone where we killed him with tanks, choppers, etc. Best part, he was crying and mom came in and I just said he was mad because he was losing which wasn’t our fault. She told him he can’t get mad if he’s not winning and that he just had to get better at the game My reasoning is I need to make sure she never plays Fortnite, so get her hooked on dark fantasy/difficult games at an early age 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 hours ago, BigBossBalrog said: That's creepy Im glad I’m not the only one "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said: My reasoning is I need to make sure she never plays Fortnite, so get her hooked on dark fantasy/difficult games at an early age Yea my brothers a fag. I walked in on him the other day... it was quiet, at night and he’d been in the room a long time... He was playin Fallout 4. 2 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 4 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I toughened my brother by ruthlessly whipping him on halo, Well at least she doesn’t have to worry about Balrog doing this to her in Dark Souls. 1 2 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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