Roleplayer's Off Topic Thread #27

[TheCzarsHussar]

Just now, ColonelKillaBee said:

Pigs, chickens, one deer. Some fish. Somehow I found the fish worse. Slimy. Smelly.

A frog in science class  

We used to have chickens here in Macon, the fresh eggs were great. But a hawk or eagle was starting to kill them off and we gave them to my grandpa at his farm.

Turns out foxes killed them all there.

[BigBossBalrog]

31 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

I remember in Farcry 3 when you skin an animal, the animation just looks like you’re shoving guts into your skin bag  retarded

At least Farcry had an animation  Look at vanilla Skyrim

[The Good Doctor]

28 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

I remember in Farcry 3 when you skin an animal, the animation just looks like you’re shoving guts into your skin bag  retarded

I remember that. And not even like cutting out good parts or something, he’d just reach down grab a big handful of meat.  

RDR2 makes it look hilariously easy, but it’s about as close to right as I’ve ever seen in a non-dedicated hunting game. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

9 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

At least Farcry had an animation  Look at vanilla Skyrim

I’m somehow very glad Skyrim never attempted it:

 

[ColonelKillaBee]

7 hours ago, Centurion said:

Memes (minor Mandalorian spoilers with no context but also other memes)

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High Capacity assault revolver

 I get it now. 
 

Show is kickass

[ColonelKillaBee]

That intro, that’s how you subvert expectations.

By throwing a twist on your typical badass walking into a bar to save the troubled loser. Was rolling my eyes at first. And then he cut a dude in half and told the guy he saved how he wants to come, warm or cold  

[BigBossBalrog]

1 hour ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

I’m somehow very glad Skyrim never attempted it:

 

Soul Versus 

Soulless 

[ColonelKillaBee]

You idiot, LET HIM FORCE HEAL YOU!!!!

[ColonelKillaBee]

Whoever directed this show needs to make the movies. The music is great too, perfect mix of Star Wars quirkiness and edgy badassery.

[BigBossBalrog]

8 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Whoever directed this show needs to make the movies. The music is great too, perfect mix of Star Wars quirkiness and edgy badassery.

Dave Filoni directed the first episode, and is one of the main producers, he's the guy who made the Clone Wars and Rebels 

[TheCzarsHussar]

@Centurion

[The Good Doctor]

58 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

That intro, that’s how you subvert expectations.

 

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By throwing a twist on your typical badass walking into a bar to save the troubled loser. Was rolling my eyes at first. And then he cut a dude in half and told the guy he saved how he wants to come, warm or cold  

You need to watch more westerns.

 

I was watching For a Few Dollars More a couple days ago.  If the protag is a bounty hunter it’s basically a rule that the first scene has to be him quietly riding into town and mercilessly catching his prey like a cold badass. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

Just now, The Good Doctor said:

You need to watch more westerns.

 

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I was watching For a Few Dollars More yesterday and it’s basically the same scene. Twice.  If the protag is a bounty hunter it’s basically a rule that the first scene has to be him quietly riding into town and mercilessly catching his prey like a cold badass. 

I’ve seen plenty of westerns lol

[BigBossBalrog]

It seems to be taking taking inspiration from old Samurai movies  Which I love. 

The story, 

a for hire Assassin/Bountry Hunter protecting a child reminds me alot of Lone Wolf and Cub, an old classic manga about a Ronin raising his child as he acts as a Shinobi for hire. 

[The Good Doctor]

3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

I’ve seen plenty of westerns lol

Huh. Not gonna lie, I wouldn’t have guessed it. Didn’t seem like your kinda thing. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

7 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Huh. Not gonna lie, I wouldn’t have guessed it. Didn’t seem like your kinda thing. 

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NIGGA

[ColonelKillaBee]

That was definitely a troll  a very good one at that  

Anyway it wasn’t the demeanor or overall scene that was surprising,

just typically when there’s someone strolling in a bar while a civilian is being harassed and the badass ignores the villain who goes out of his way to be offended just by the guy breathing, he saves them, and acts indifferent. 
 

It’s not actually the bounty. It’s always someone he encounters on his way to the bounty or the villain was the bounty.

[The Good Doctor]

14 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

That was definitely a troll  a very good one at that  

I went and said "Not gonna lie" and you think that was a lie too? 

That hurts man. Where’s the trust?

[BigBossBalrog]

6 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

I went and said "Not gonna lie" and you think that was a lie too? 

That hurts man. Where’s the trust?

Who trusts a person who pretends to kill deer with a FAKE (!) Deer carcass  

[The Good Doctor]

5 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Who trusts a person who pretends to kill deer with a FAKE (!) Deer carcass 

I give up. Who?  

[ColonelKillaBee]

1 hour ago, BigBossBalrog said:

It seems to be taking taking inspiration from old Samurai movies 

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*eherm*

 

STFU HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THOSE DUMB MANGAS TAKE INSPIRATION FROM WESTERNS

[BigBossBalrog]

14 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

*eherm*

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STFU HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THOSE DUMB MANGAS TAKE INSPIRATION FROM WESTERNS

Shut your whore mouth, Lone Wolf and Cub is such an iconic series, the two main characters got a cameo in Samurai Champloon 

And even Samurai Jack

[TheCzarsHussar]

1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Shut your whore mouth, Lone Wolf and Cub is such an iconic series, the two main characters got a cameo in Samurai Champloon 

And even Samurai Jack

I can attest to the Samurai Jack cameo.

[BigBossBalrog]

Though Akira Kurosawa, a forefather of Samurai movies himself admitted, he loved Westerns and took inspiration from them for his own movies  Sergio Leone said he modeled Client Eastwood's "Man with No Name" after a wandering Ronin, so each genre has had a very healthy respect and influence for one another 

[BigBossBalrog]

And Star Wars itself apes so much from both Japanese culture and Samurai flicks you wonder if George Lucas was binge watching them before he made Star Wars 

I like both genres, Westerns and Samurai films, so much cause there so similar to each other