Roleplayer's Off Topic Thread #27

[The Good Doctor]

Nobody dissed old Samurai movies. It was the dumb manga that Colonel’s whore mouth went at. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

Ironically tho, I've been playing Outer Worlds all day, and at the encounter with the pyromaniac, I realized, I don't much like playing with guns nearly as much as I like my melee build... So now I gotta start over  SIGH.

There's a huge difference early on. Yea I had some trouble here and there but I don't remember having any trouble at all on that part with my last character.

Then again, the approach was definitely different. For one, I had no idea you could talk to him  and I tried to be badass and kill him just like that, with all of them shooting at me and that didn't go too well until I decided to make a run for the ducts after knocking him down with my shotgun. There me and my teammates held up pretty well actually and we got through it.

Before tho, I just one hitted most of them in sneak mode and rushed the rest with the plasma cutter. More satisfying that way tbh. Dexterity Baldur is just too much fun. Going back, but I might switch up some stuff, maybe make him an engineer or something, but probably not lol. 

I have a bad habit of playing the same way in games again and again. I at least approach quests differently tho.

[ColonelKillaBee]

[BigBossBalrog]

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It aint just you Czar every people playing as the Stormcloaks is reporting Dumner of some kind as doing suprise invasions on Windhelm  People are cheesed. 

Anyway the Total War threads are now just filled with Imp and Stormie fans slagging each other, they are becoming like the Bethesda forums 

[TheCzarsHussar]

2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

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It aint just you Czar every people playing as the Stormcloaks is reporting Dumner of some kind as doing suprise invasions on Windhelm  People are cheesed. 

Anyway the Total War threads are now just filled with Imp and Stormie fans slagging each other, they are becoming like the Bethesda forums 

Lol and of course they arent even sending large armies even though they have and can maintain them. Medieval 2 ai only ever sending the smallest forces that could win a siege.

Is it a hidden script that Redoran will sneak attack you? They also went to war with the Stormcloak when I played Telvanni.

[TheCzarsHussar]

Also people, reinforce your fucking capital. Make use of that sweet sweet free upkeep.

[ColonelKillaBee]

That doesn’t even make sense lol from a lore standpoint if anything the elves would feel indebted to the Nords for housing their kin when they were in need, and giving them Solstheim. Especially now that it’s so profitable with ebony ore.

 

[BigBossBalrog]

13 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

That doesn’t even make sense lol from a lore standpoint if anything the elves would feel indebted to the Nords for housing their kin when they were in need, and giving them Solstheim. Especially now that it’s so profitable with ebony ore.

 

Or maybe Knife Ears are just backstabbing dicks 

[ColonelKillaBee]

Chimer, yes, not so much Dunmer lol. But if they tried they’d have argonians and Nords taking them from both sides, full homo.

[TheCzarsHussar]

2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Chimer, yes, not so much Dunmer lol. But if they tried they’d have argonians and Nords taking them from both sides, full homo.

Oh yeah Blacklight fell to Galmar, I exterminated the population

[TheCzarsHussar]

5 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Chimer, yes, not so much Dunmer lol. But if they tried they’d have argonians and Nords taking them from both sides, full homo.

Also Morrowind in the mod are split up into Great Houses. The Argonians were already at war with Dres and Sadras. Redoran really only has the Nords to deal with.

[The Good Doctor]

5 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Chimer, yes, not so much Dunmer lol.

Dunmer worship the mistress of being a backstabbing dick.  They used to worship the Tribunal, most famous for being backstabbing dicks. Their House politics revolve around who can be the biggest backstabbing dick to the point that they created an organization of legally sanctioned backstabbing dicks.

[The Good Doctor]

24 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

That doesn’t even make sense lol from a lore standpoint if anything the elves would feel indebted to the Nords for housing their kin when they were in need, and giving them Solstheim. Especially now that it’s so profitable with ebony ore.

They were clearly there for the Argonians on the docks. Hence the small force. 

Unfortunately for them, they’d read the Imperial fans’ online posts and been deceived into believing that Ulfric was racist enough to just let it happen. 

[BigBossBalrog]

5 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Dunmer worship the mistress of being a backstabbing dick.  They used to worship the Tribunal, most famous for being backstabbing dicks. Their House politics revolve around who can be the biggest backstabbing dick to the point that they created an organization of legally sanctioned backstabbing dicks.

They are such backstabbing dicks there assassins need to be guaranteed safety from being backstabbed with a fucking legal government writ that says they can't be charged for being backstabbing dicks 

[BigBossBalrog]

TWW does a good job at making sure the AI from the races is usually lore friendly but Med 2 is like a twelve year old game  It's also a mod.

[TheCzarsHussar]

8 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

TWW does a good job at making sure the AI from the races is usually lore friendly

Remember how in 99% of all campaigns the fucking Dwarfs would hold a tenth of the entire map and always end up the strongest faction? Those were the days, I hates them. 

[BigBossBalrog]

1 minute ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

Remember how in 99% of all campaigns the fucking Dwarfs would hold a tenth of the entire map and always end up the strongest faction? Those were the days, I hates them. 

Yeah that's because the Dawi are the best race and everyone's inferior to them. 

[TheCzarsHussar]

3 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Yeah that's because the Dawi are the best race and everyone's inferior to them. 

Lol I ended my Clan Skryre campaign after about 150-200 turns because the Dwarves were allied with the entirety of the old world that werent undead or Norscan/chaos and declared war against me dragging half the world into it.

[ColonelKillaBee]

1 hour ago, The Good Doctor said:

Dunmer worship the mistress of being a backstabbing dick.  They used to worship the Tribunal, most famous for being backstabbing dicks. Their House politics revolve around who can be the biggest backstabbing dick to the point that they created an organization of legally sanctioned backstabbing dicks.

Fair enough  

[ColonelKillaBee]

Not sure how I forgot about Boethiah, House Hlaalu, Morang Tong, etc...

It's Monday  and my heads not really been in TES for a while. Probably because someone's taking their SLOW ASS TIME WITH OUR POST  

[The Good Doctor]

I don’t know who that is but he sounds like a real jerk. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

3 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

I don’t know who that is but he sounds like a real jerk. 

Yea fuck that guy

[BigBossBalrog]

5 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

I don’t know who that is but he sounds like a real jerk. 

Sounds like someone who goes on hunting trips, and dosen't hunt anything! 

[The Good Doctor]

Just now, BigBossBalrog said:

Sounds like someone who goes on hunting trips, and dosen't hunt anything! 

Man, someone should really do something about this maniac. Like, I dunno, maybe send him lots of money and women in the hopes of correcting his behavior. Yeah, I bet that’ll work.

[ColonelKillaBee]

Get bitches on your own time, mysterious procrastinating incel.