Roleplayer's Off Topic Thread #25

[The Good Doctor]

The closest Bojangles to where I live is three hours away. Back when I lived in Nashville, there was one, but I was less than a block away from a Chic-fil-A and there were dozens of other great chicken places in town, so I’ve never actually been. I swear by Chic’s signature sauce though. That stuff is great.

[TheCzarsHussar]

17 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

I couldn't be gayer than you and nick if I sang Happy Birthday Mr President in Centurion's ranger panties  

Ain't no straight man ever did your sissy anime thot voices.

Also you missed and hit a fucking painting

[ColonelKillaBee]

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-shooting-texas-idUSKCN1V3013

 

[TheCzarsHussar]

@The Good Doctor

One time when me, Nick and Colonel were playing Divinity 2, he missed so damn hard swinging at an enemy that he hit the painting behind him.

Edited August 24, 2019 by TheCzarsHussar

[ColonelKillaBee]

4 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

The closest Bojangles to where I live is three hours away. Back when I lived in Nashville, there was one, but I was less than a block away from a Chic-fil-A and there were dozens of other great chicken places in town, so I’ve never actually been. I swear by Chic’s signature sauce though. That stuff is great.

You need to make the three hour journey

Guarantee their Cajun fillet biscuits dunk on whatever joint you’ve been at. Ask Celan  I converted her.

also try wid da sausage gravy and dunk that big ass biscuit in it.

[ColonelKillaBee]

1 minute ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

@The Good Doctor

One time when me, Nick and Colonel were playing Divinity 2, he missed so damn hard swinging at an enemy that he hit the painting behind him.

What’s this got to do with being gay  and I still killed most of the dudes myself that fight

[TheCzarsHussar]

Just now, ColonelKillaBee said:

What’s this got to do with being gay  and I still killed most of the dudes myself that fight

Because you did your weird ass voice during that session

[The Good Doctor]

10 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

@The Good Doctor

One time when me, Nick and Colonel were playing Divinity 2, he missed so damn hard swinging at an enemy that he hit the painting behind him.

I was more confused by the “sissy anime thot” thing than Colonel hitting a painting. Who doesn’t get angry at bad art every now and then?

[ColonelKillaBee]

1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said:

I was more confused by the “sissy anime thot” thing than Colonel hitting a painting. Who doesn’t get angry at bad art every now and then?

I’m equally as confused lol I have nooooo idea what that’s about

[BigBossBalrog]

It looks so good

 

[TheCzarsHussar]

46 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

I was more confused by the “sissy anime thot” thing than Colonel hitting a painting. Who doesn’t get angry at bad art every now and then?

Lets just say Colonel got some fucking vocal range.

44 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

I’m equally as confused lol I have nooooo idea what that’s about

Oh reaaaally now.

Edited August 24, 2019 by TheCzarsHussar

[ColonelKillaBee]

2 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

Lets just say Colonel got some fucking vocal range.

Well, I am a bard lol but it’s not so good that I can fake any Japanese woman’s voice.... nigga you high

[TheCzarsHussar]

15 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Well, I am a bard lol but it’s not so good that I can fake any Japanese woman’s voice.... nigga you high

You're your own brand of weird, ain't grouping no Japanese lady with you

[Centurion]

What would you guys say the Dunmeri age equivalent to a 20ish years old Nord would be? Or would there be any difference based on the life spans of the dark elves?

[The Good Doctor]

1 hour ago, Centurion said:

What would you guys say the Dunmeri age equivalent to a 20ish years old Nord would be? Or would there be any difference based on the life spans of the dark elves?

Probably 20-40. I don’t think we have any concrete lore on it though so I’m just spitballing. They don’t seem to reach adulthood more slowly, though. It just lasts a lot longer once they get there. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

Exactly. Other fans seem to think an elf could be 100 acting 16.

That is retarded and baseless.

Without being a mage they age similar to how man does, though generally are still believed to live longer. Magic use is pretty common.

[Witchking of Angmar]

I think there might be some cultural differences though that might affect have an effect. For example Hobbits are essentially short humans that live a bit longer, but because they live longer they don't view someone as a full adult till they're 33. 

[Centurion]

Ok so general consensus is that adulthood is reached at the same time. Got it

[ColonelKillaBee]

Witch is right in that an elf isn’t viewed as an adult by other elves when they reach adulthood as humans do. I think I read they’re considered adults after 40, maybe.

But for all intents and purposes they are adults.

[Witchking of Angmar]

I reckon they might carry on some teenage shenanigans for years longer than humans though simply because they aren't under the same societal pressures to be adults just yet. Or they might just have a higher expectations of mature behavior for adults and they simply view regular human behavior for the 20s as childish. I don't know which is more valid and as with many things cultural it can even vary between regions and classes. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

As long as a 100 year old woman isn’t acting 16 I don’t care lol

[Witchking of Angmar]

1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

As long as a 100 year old woman isn’t acting 16 I don’t care lol

Someone would have had to live an extremely sheltered and pampered life for that to happen. And maybe also waste several decades in a drug induced haze. 

Also why do you keep bringing up that very specific example?  

[ColonelKillaBee]

4 minutes ago, Witchking of Angmar said:

Also why do you keep bringing up that very specific example?  

Mental scars of trudging through a most hellish landscape. No I don’t mean New Jersey lol.

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[Witchking of Angmar]

3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Mental scars of trudging through a most hellish landscape. No I don’t mean New Jersey lol.

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They post stories on tumblr? I thought the place was just for political ranting and (before the change) porn. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

They do indeed, and it’s all garbage. There’s also lore discussions but a good 40 percent of it is peoples headcanons where they project whatever gay fantasies or other dumb shit they like into the lore.

Which is why for the longest time you’d see tons of Ulfric X Galmar fics and Vivec X Ayem lesbian fics everywhere.

The only good thing about the porn ban is that these freaks are gone.

Dont miss the porn, do miss all the good artists that occasionally made nude art though, or showed just one fucking nipple.

Edited August 24, 2019 by ColonelKillaBee
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