Centurion Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Gala’s not taking commissions anymore. I tried, even accepted her double charge, and she eventually after all else failed said she didn’t want to do it lol. She’s just not in the mood for commissions unfortunately. Work. Damn that sucks, oh well Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 20, 2018 Author Share Posted February 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Centurion said: ... wut I’m deadass. You should’ve heard him when I told him the games I’m currently playing are “Witcher 3 and Dark Souls.” "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 20, 2018 Author Share Posted February 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Centurion said: Damn that sucks, oh well I’d recommend my ex but she suddenly stopped too, was supposedly getting ready for a move and a new job. Guess that didn’t pan out "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I’m deadass. You should’ve heard him when I told him the games I’m currently playing are “Witcher 3 and Dark Souls.” Would your dad freak out if he saw this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: I’m deadass. You should’ve heard him when I told him the games I’m currently playing are “Witcher 3 and Dark Souls.” Oh man I can only guess. I did know a girl who’s parent refused to let her watch Harry Potter because it was about witchcraft lol so I understand that level of crazy Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Centurion said: Damn that sucks, oh well I N H A L E dewitte? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: I N H A L E dewitte? Probably gonna go with Space lol Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 20, 2018 Author Share Posted February 20, 2018 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: Would your dad freak out if he saw this? you have no idea. Would almost upset him as much as the day he found out not only was I not a 20 something year old virgin, but I lost my virginity at 11 with his church friend’s 13 year old daughter. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Just now, Centurion said: Probably gonna go with Space lol Fair enough, there's no agreement between us but I try to help him out. Give folks a nudge in his direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: you have no idea. Would almost upset him as much as the day he found out not only was I not a 20 something year old virgin, but I lost my virginity at 11 with his church friend’s 13 year old daughter. You really are the ass king, holy fuck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: you have no idea. Would almost upset him as much as the day he found out not only was I not a 20 something year old virgin, but I lost my virginity at 11 with his church friend’s 13 year old daughter. 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Fair enough, there's no agreement between us but I try to help him out. Give folks a nudge in his direction. Space is the one who did the sketch of Aetius like a year ago (currently my picture) and she does some really good work, pretty much perfect for what I’m wanting. Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Another one of the screenshots I came across from years ago, I'm Doctor Strangelove. I can't quite remember the context behind this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Just now, Centurion said: Space is the one who did the sketch of Aetius like a year ago (currently my picture) and she does some really good work, pretty much perfect for what I’m wanting. Hey look at that Space is quite the talented artist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 20, 2018 Author Share Posted February 20, 2018 7 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: You really are the ass king, holy fuck. I suppose that might explain half my personality, lol. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I suppose that might explain half my personality, lol. Colonel, idk about you, but I was born equipped with an ass radar. If there is an ass with the vicinity, I know about it at least 30 seconds before it gets pointed out Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 20, 2018 Author Share Posted February 20, 2018 9 minutes ago, Centurion said: Colonel, idk about you, but I was born equipped with an ass radar. If there is an ass with the vicinity, I know about it at least 30 seconds before it gets pointed out Same, though mine strictly detects females 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Could you detect Mr. Cresote's ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 10 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Same, though mine strictly detects females colonel got jokes its about 95 to 5 ratio for me lol 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 20, 2018 Author Share Posted February 20, 2018 I would say I know what you mean because of Jason Momoa but he’s so pretty he doesn’t count. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 20, 2018 Author Share Posted February 20, 2018 1 hour ago, The Good Doctor said: "Hi, I'm new in town. Just came from Riverw-" "Will you be our leader?!" Was thinking about this... Honestly if they literally did this, it would have made more sense in the context of being Dragonborn/shezarrine, especially depending on when you speak to them and what you’ve done... than how it actually goes down "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 1 hour ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I’m deadass. You should’ve heard him when I told him the games I’m currently playing are “Witcher 3 and Dark Souls.” I think Dark Souls would be way more insulting to a devout Christian It's one of the few series who truly represent accurate (to how they we're believed to be) Pagan Gods, including physicality and animal fucking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 25 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Was thinking about this... Honestly if they literally did this, it would have made more sense in the context of being Dragonborn/shezarrine, especially depending on when you speak to them and what you’ve done... than how it actually goes down That's actually a good point. Realistically, we should've either been treated like nothing special by people who don't know or basically the Nordic messiah by people who do. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 20, 2018 Author Share Posted February 20, 2018 24 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: That's actually a good point. Realistically, we should've either been treated like nothing special by people who don't know or basically the Nordic messiah by people who do. And I’d be able to bang Aela without having to wolf out first. And stonearm or whatever her name is would shut the fuck up. edit: seriously tho fuck the companions "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 20, 2018 Author Share Posted February 20, 2018 40 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: I think Dark Souls would be way more insulting to a devout Christian It's one of the few series who truly represent accurate (to how they we're believed to be) Pagan Gods, including physicality and animal fucking. He knows nothing about them and simply judged them by the names. Still, Dark Souls definitely had the funniest reaction lol. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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