TheCzarsHussar

I'm happy and sad at thr same time. Found my first cheater. Perfect connection but after kicking rhe invader's ass suddenly he has no hitbox.

I went to the boss arena, fuck that shit.

I am salty. Stood ar Farron with cracked finger on, full activity according to bonfire and not once have I been invaded.

INVADE ME! D:

29 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Jesus.

Nick can speedrun that shit in a night.

I've got to get there first. Gonna be at least three days

Infinite loading screen. Let's hope my character isn't corrupted

Should I wait it out of Alt-f4?

@BigBossBalrog @ColonelKillaBee

Lemme tell y'all about my first time getting invaded in Ds3pc. Balrog knows half the story already

Balrog is in Undead Settlement with me as a white dropping shit he doesn't need or use for me to sell. Of course someone invades me and being the honorable man I am, and totally not just to see if Balrog would make the cut, let him fight the invader. Less then a minute and Balrog is down. Rest in peace buddy  To his credit he was overleveled and had barely any health.

Afterwards I fight this guy and he gets the upper hand on me, basically Blue tearstone ring saved my ass with 1hp left. I get SALTY as fuck and chug on the invader's ass. He chugs to full health. Then I get full tryhard and whoop his ass so hard I think I surprised him with how fast I turned that shit around. Put his ass on the defensive and setup parry his claymore, finishing him off.

Man won the duel, but lost the invasion.

Already got the Iron Round Shield. Thank you RNG jesus.

My ass doesn't feel like restarting all over again for the third time. Any of y'all PC Ds3 players help mule my boi up I'd appreciate it.

Empty classroom. Sara was sick, teacher on her break.

Just here by myself enjoying the New Vegas soundtrack. Fun times

Scratch that I'm good 

Hold up, gotta help make lunch real quick.

1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Anyone up for some chalice madness?

Onward to the queen.

I am the master at making sad old men!

@ColonelKillaBee

2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

It’s not time travel, it’s what happens when one looks sideways into the other could be’s of today that dwell within the peripherals.

Theo mastered shadow magic.

Mastered shadow magic, but lost the Russian Civil War when he realized knights don't work against tanks.

@BTC Dude, Theo is time traveling again. You gotta keep better tabs on him man.

Lol wrong tab

1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

“Cyberpunk Lovecraftian”. A term I never knew I needed and very interesting 

For a moment I was so confused, I thought you were talking about Halo 2.

I realized something while listing to the Halo 2 ost again (I know I know). There's quite a bit of creepy ass music, I think all of it involving Flood levels. Reminds me of how unnerved really young me was on that one level as Arby where you're alone for most of it fighting the flood, searching for the "Sacred Icon", how the creepy ass music would play when the game makes it clear you're never safe, all alone and in some dark foggy ass place.

Good times.

Stumbled across something about it on youtube and after seeing how well received it was decided to watch Ridley Scott's The Martian.

It was a really damn good movie. Hell I'd suggest watching if you like shit hits the fan movies in space.

Oh shit dude. Dab on the fucker.

Rest in peace Doc's phone.

I pissed him off by killing Anri with poison daggers when she ran out of estus, he got sooo aggressive when I was doing that. <3