TheCzarsHussar

The hilarious thing is you can quit to main menu even if invaded. From lets you kick the invader out at any point.

7 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

 

That fucker screwed me up hard. I had to drink that sedative or die from frenzy, but it instantly attacked me as I drank so I couldn't heal in time.

While this little piece of lore could potentially change many things about Esroniet, I don't think we should really take too much into consideration in the rp. At most maybe a reduction of those spices and other exports if they're being isolationist, which is doubtful. I can't see too much in the way of conflict with anything on Tamriel. They might be out fighting the other islands right now for supremacy?

The biggest thing that brings up now is the size of the island. If it's that major of an exporter to Tamriel, then the damn thing might be of moderate size.

1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said:

What I find more interesting is that this would suggest that they traded pretty extensively with Tamriel hundreds of years before Uriel Septim ever conquered them. I always just assumed that the Empire's island territories were more or less isolated before then.

Perhaps some if not all the eastern islands had contact and trade with Tamriel before conquest. If anything this probably proves that Esroniet is the closest island to Tamriel.

I imagine Roscrea is a little too far north for that level of contact and the other islands are too far east. Also makes sense that Uriel would establish a major naval field on that island now.

I'll be dammed, Elder Scrolls Online made some new lore for Esroniet!

Long before this came about I always had it in mind that the island was Indian esque, considering it's the 'spice island' seems I was somewhat correct. Silliness of that Guar aside, if the island houses guars native to it that means it's environment must be similar to either Morrowind or northern Black Marsh. 

Cracks fingers

Welp time to help out our buddy Centurion against Father G.

Just now, Centurion said:

I’ll get bloodborne sometime

It's a Ps4 exclusive, you got a Ps4?

When Colonel found out I have a dex build.

11 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

No need. I carried the party. 

By lending us your corpse to be a human shield.

Just now, The Good Doctor said:

The first few times. You and I had such a good system going. I'm still not really sure what happened.

My strategy was going 100% aggressive at his feet while colonel was bitching out at a distance.

It could only hit me with its stomp or jumps and it prioritised me over Colonel which let us wail on that fucker.

4 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

You kept dying and making me fight that fucking thing alone!  

Which was totally within my capabilities, mind you. But it still hurts. 

If you're talking about Amygdala, me and Colonel beat it me boi!

4 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Nigga you hid in the back plucking arrows while the Nords charged in bravely and with their dicks out, like MEN

Yep and I did good ass damage against thr undead giant that way.

4 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

And also, Doc got punted

And we all simultaneously died from the same fucking trap at FULL HEALTH

4 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

The point is, save that shit for when we're not getting fisted by six different hands, two for each of us  

I sir was doing just fine

My bois I don't get political, I was talking history.

Least I didn't die to the three fat ass boss three times in a row.

1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said:

We going there? Aight.

Let's also not forget the part where I booted up the game for the first time in like 8 months and immediately served up yo ass in a duel.  

Ayyy

This ain't Dark Souls, never have I said I was good at bloodborne pvp. Can't hurt if I don't brag

Don't forget the part where we were invaded in the chalice and Doc got one shot, me and Colonel had to gank his ass. I did something nobody does anymore and used PoiseInACan and just r1 spammed him and Colonel finished him off.

Also I can't even watch the videos, they don't load and keep giving me playback errors on both mobile and wifi

1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Czar finally got to hear me salty lol hope you're happy. 

What did it cost?

Everything.

Jesus dude, you look smashed.

BITCH

6 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Hey, me too! First time I’ve turned it on in a while. 

We're all playing bloodborne, wanan join the party?

Me and colonel are playing ps4, it's such an inside joke that it makes no sense.

When they being stupid while colonel hungry.

19 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

*Alternate reality were Miyisaki was Chaotic Evil instead of Chaotic Good*

 

You sir deserve a strike for that.

That warm feeling when a dedicated gank squad with overleveled summons trys and fails to troll/gank me in cathedral of the deep.

Killed all his phantoms and blues at one point or another by myself, constantly outnumbered. To the point where I escaped every time I needed to through silvercat abd obscuring ring.

The host ended up summoning everyone back and just when I was about to charge back into the three of them, he pussies out to the boss.

Three players plus blues couldn't gank one fucking red by himself and pussies out even with resummons. What a wonderful feeling, I know the host blocked me too afterwards. <3